jkhilton
18-09-03, 04:42 PM
probably been posted before, but still funny!! :)
>My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
>decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
>friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
>
>There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that
>one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
>was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut
>blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I
>got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
>deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
>
>One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
>the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
>whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
>feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't
>really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
>to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
>sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
>
>She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to
>go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was
>frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
>reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down
>the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
>went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped
>out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
>
>My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
>eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
>passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
>daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
>The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car
>
>My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
>decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
>friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
>
>There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that
>one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
>was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut
>blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I
>got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
>deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
>
>One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
>the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
>whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
>feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't
>really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
>to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
>sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
>
>She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to
>go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was
>frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
>reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down
>the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
>went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped
>out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
>
>My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
>eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
>passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
>daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
>The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car
>