moffat sri
17-09-03, 12:21 AM
While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e.,10 mph over the limit,) I
passed under a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun on the other
side laying in wait.
He pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The policeman stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side
to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch,
until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge....."
Speeding Ticket: ?60
Court Costs: ?30
The look on his face: Priceless :lol:
passed under a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun on the other
side laying in wait.
He pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The policeman stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side
to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch,
until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge....."
Speeding Ticket: ?60
Court Costs: ?30
The look on his face: Priceless :lol: