GOOD MORNING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

[McPikie]

Right, now I've got your attention.

I'm Phil from Manchester, 23, laid back kinda guy with a white Nova Van (piccies up soon). My van has a 2.0l 16v under the bonnet which is soon to be tickled with tuning goodies.

I am usually found on Roybacer so feel free to abuse me both mentally and phisically (I am more than used to it).

Spoke to Linz yesterday with the TD and she reccomended this site so thought I'd come say hi.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dicko]

Hi, is your van white? and is it a proper van or a hatchback with the windows filled as iv seen this on a nova with a 2L 16v up in manchester last year!

[McPikie]

That's my van buddy. Black bumpers skirts and Cav GSI rims painted anthracite.

It upsets a few subarus and evos............. fun fun fun

[linzTDI]

SO its my fault you joined here then is it lol :lol:

I put a knife to his throat and made him y know.
Y see people are alot more kind on here rather than the abuse ritual on roybacers

[McPikie]

Yeah, i see what you mean, but I feel at home being abused.

You see, when I was a little boy, my father....................

well, i'll leave that story to your imagination :lol:

[linzTDI]

:lol: :lol: :lol: y nutter

[dan_mk1]

Right, now I've got your attention.

I'm Phil from Manchester, 23, laid back kinda guy with a white Nova Van (piccies up soon)

lonely hearts section anyone!?

[McPikie]

PMSL @ Dan

Just letting everyone know they can abuse me kidda.

Although if you are replying to my ad in the Lonely hearts section of GayUK, it was put in for a joke. I ain't really an uphill gardener, sorry to dissappoint mate.

:lol:

[linzTDI]

:o :lol:

[wisewood]

lmfao - oooooh behaaave!

[Nova-Flair]

welcome to the site m8. i'd stay well clear of that linzi lass tho........nowt but bother :wink:

[linzTDI]

hey you will be havin bother if i see you on saturday!!!

[dan_mk1]

PMSL @ Dan

Just letting everyone know they can abuse me kidda.

Although if you are replying to my ad in the Lonely hearts section of GayUK, it was put in for a joke. I ain't really an uphill gardener, sorry to dissappoint mate.

:lol:

lol, oooo matron!

[McPikie]

welcome to the site m8. i'd stay well clear of that linzi lass tho........nowt but bother :wink:
Nah, she's a canny lass like, well into that cheeky chava :lol:

[linzTDI]

hims a chava too

[Nova-Flair]

hey you will be havin bother if i see you on saturday!!!

u know i didnt mean it linz :o :lol:

lol @ chava

[McPikie]

http://213.239.45.197/~nostalgicpuk/gallery/albums/userpics/10040/PikieCUKRules.jpg

Aye, propa chava me kid

:lol:

[linzTDI]

lol your scared of me anyways that why u didnt come and speak really isnt it lol :lol:

is that you in that pic Mcpikie?
i got that jumper in light blue and dark blue and keith has that one were like twin bee's lol no man dont ear them together as his is too small to i have pinched it

[McPikie]

is that you in that pic Mcpikie?
Afraid not, that is my Evil twin McAvity, he kills old grannies and steals their pension book.







Of course it's me you nugget :roll:

[linzTDI]

:lol: @ yur girly trousers

[McPikie]

Feck off

It was boiling hot!!!

There is no way I was gonna wear jeans :oops:

[linzTDI]

could have worn traccys or shorts not inbetween! lol

[McPikie]

Well, there you go. I couldnt make a decision so went in between.

Anyways, piss off, the ladies loved my legs, ha ha ha

[Nova-Flair]

lol your scared of me anyways that why u didnt come and speak really isnt it lol

its true i thought you would bite me or summat so i stayed clear :!:

lol @ the pants

[linzTDI]

Well, there you go. I couldnt make a decision so went in between.

Anyways, p**s off, the ladies loved my legs, ha ha ha


:lol:

[McPikie]

Wanna touch 'em??

:lol:

[linzTDI]

they look a bit sparrowy

[McPikie]

It just means it's easier for me to get between yours

:lol:

[linzTDI]

:o

U wish :roll:

[McPikie]

I do I do

8)

[linzTDI]

*shakes head*
:oops:

[McPikie]

Prefer it if you shook your arse.

"I see you baby........... shakin that arse, shakin that arse"

[linzTDI]

lol
just had a flash back to friday night the song shake ya simmy baby came on and i was hyper as hell on the dance floor and keith was killin him self laughing at me

[McPikie]

GET IN!!!!

That's a Maximes tune if I've ever heard one 8)

[paulwar]

whats this cybersex ??????
:o

[linzTDI]

not quite

[McPikie]

We can if you like, fwaar fwaar

8)

[paulwar]

sounds like it is

your cruises up there is like a week night meet and is it big?

[McPikie]

your cruises up there is like a week night meet and is it big?
Near me and Ste there are like 3 meets per week. Not massive, but they ain't small either.

[linzTDI]

i am sad as i only know of 2 but one is banned so hardly no one goes and there both on a saturday night but the one i go tto on the river side is quite big!

[paulwar]

hmm there is only 2 i know of round my area

one is down a highstreet and police lock it off
the other is on a trading estate

and police are every where round there they dont clear you off but as soon as you break the law there all over you

bastards i say

[linzTDI]

where u from?

[paulwar]

croydon

or south west london

[Ben]

Isnt there a forum set aside for this :?:

[Mark]

Could be called Muppet Corner :?:

[McPikie]

Corsarally & ben

Give us a kiss boys

[Mark]

Don't take the piss - it's corsanova

[McPikie]

Don't take the p**s - it's corsanova
Chill winston

:lol:

[Mark]

Don't take the p**s - it's corsanova
Chill winston

:lol:

I said don't take the p**s - it's CORSANOVA not Winston










:D :roll: :D

[McPikie]

Fuckin hell


Who lit your tampax string young lady???

:lol: :lol:

[Mark]

I'm definately no lady, and sure as hell not young - as for the Tampax I am starting to think of a few places to put it..
:lol:

[DazK]

alright Phil u fagggggggg :P 8)

[McPikie]

ey up fucknuts, hows tricks??

[DazK]

:lol: :lol: @ fucknuts :cry:

tenner says ur banned by friday :P :P

[Mark]

:lol: :lol: @ fucknuts :cry:

tenner says ur banned by friday :P :P

Thursday!! :lol: :lol:

[McPikie]

Boots..................... shakin

:wink:

[Mark]

Littlewoods............Jumping

[McPikie]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ight

[Mark]

LeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffT!!!

[McPikie]

yawn

:lol:

[Mark]

cough

:lol:

[DazK]

http://www.slandersquad.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/antispam/antispam16.jpg

[Mark]

There's no need to have a go at McPikie - he's only having fun... :lol:

[McPikie]

suck me off Daz before I anally abuse your mother again

[DazK]

im not very witty when it comes to ur kind of "banter" so all im gonna say is...

FOCK U u dirty manc tw4t c0ck suckin battybwoy monkey molesting penis strangling pile of horse $hite :)

[McPikie]

and??

:lol:

[DazK]

sod off :lol:

[Rusty 16v]

:lol: :lol: Fuckwits :lol: :lol:

[burgo]

hmmm the words slag and post come into mind for some reason

[McPikie]

hmmm the words slag and post come into mind for some reason
Sea horse

*RB member laff in admiration*

[Fester]

this post has been 100% roybaconed :lol:

[burgo]

hence why its aload of bollocks

[DazK]

:evil: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :evil:

[linzTDI]

:lol:

[McPikie]

hence why its aload of b******s
http://www.spaced-out.org.uk/images/s2dvd/boring.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[linzTDI]

whats that supposed to be?

[McPikie]

Someone boring me to sleep

[linzTDI]

:roll:

[McPikie]

And on looking back the link actually doesnt work

LOL

[Fester]

lol rob come on where the mythical nova!

[linzTDI]

:snipersm:

[McPikie]

You pointing that at me chava????

[linzTDI]

why aye man

[McPikie]

Haway, am gan go yam if ya's noot careful like

[linzTDI]

isnt not yam its yem or..... go back to the ken

[McPikie]

RAM IT!!!

:twisted:

[linzTDI]

:?:

[McPikie]

Sorry............ old cruisinuk phrase sneaking out there, lol

[linzTDI]

just Plain english will do thanks

[McPikie]

just Plain english will do thanks
She says..............

Ha ha ha, on the floor in tears at that one hun.

[linzTDI]

why

[McPikie]

Because you're a bloody geordie!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wouldn't like to try and understand you when you were bladdered.

Is it a propa deep geordie accent or nice and subtle like the bird off eastenders??

[linzTDI]

DOnt know as you dont realise what you talk like till you here someone on telly, i would say more like kate

[McPikie]

Marry me

[linzTDI]

thats 5 times you have asked me that

[Fester]

shit didnt even look who was doing the post thoguht mcpikie was robisgrt he has the 'georgie for his avatar too LOL

[McPikie]

thats 5 times you have asked me thatAnd I bloody meant it too