WTF???..... seriously....WTF?????

[mowgli]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702

[Edd]

lol

:eek:

:edd

[Southie]

I call bull shît...

[turbojolt]

I know the sentence is a bit harsh.

[Jeff16v]

bloody pirates! shag anything

[Southie]

bloody pirates! shag anything
He's keeping an "eye" on you then Jeff lol

[Jeff16v]

He's keeping an "eye" on you then Jeff lol

aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhh! ahoy matey!

[Southie]

aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhh! ahoy matey!
Oh arr. Captain Pugwash comes to mind here... Watch out for seaman stains, roger the cabin boy and master bates lol

[Jeff16v]

Oh arr. Captain Pugwash comes to mind here... Watch out for seaman stains, roger the cabin boy and master bates lol
lol, I actually went to a naval school as a secondary, London nautical school. Google the uniform! Lol

[88ESR]

He should have just mooooooooved away....

[Southie]

lol, I actually went to a naval school as a secondary, London nautical school. Google the uniform! Lol
Is that you holding hands with Boris Johnston lol
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/4151ADBB-D4E5-4775-8E94-D1210C11ABC3.jpg (http://s345.photobucket.com/user/SOUTHIE01/media/4151ADBB-D4E5-4775-8E94-D1210C11ABC3.jpg.html)

[Southie]

He should have just mooooooooved away....
Pat on the back for you...

[88ESR]

Pat on the back for you...

There's always one has to churn up the one liners....lol

[Southie]

There's always one has to churn up the one liners....lol
... pull the uder one ... lol

[Jeff16v]

Is that you holding hands with Boris Johnston lol
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/4151ADBB-D4E5-4775-8E94-D1210C11ABC3.jpg (http://s345.photobucket.com/user/SOUTHIE01/media/4151ADBB-D4E5-4775-8E94-D1210C11ABC3.jpg.html)

im too old for boris, lmfao

[dgbnova#1]

This is s#!t

[88ESR]

... pull the uder one ... lol

You're just milking it now....

[Southie]

im too old for boris Becker, lmfao
That's tennis for you... New balls Jeff lol

[Southie]

You're just milking it now....
I'm a laughing "stock" then :(

[88ESR]

I'm a laughing "stock" then :(

Yes, some might say you're making a right teat of yourself. ...

[Southie]

Yes, some might say you're making a right teat of yourself. ...
It's better to be seen and not herd though I think ;)

[88ESR]

It's better to be seen and not herd though I think ;)

Should we call it a draw?

I mean, this CUD go on all night....lol

[Southie]

Better do as it's become a load of bullocks and looks bad tbh.

[88ESR]

Better do as it's become a load of bullocks and looks bad tbh.

Maybe we should steak a claim for the worst jokes of the year so far....

[Southie]

Okay then and thanks for the laugh tonight, I've now got some "beef" curtains to battle with lol... oh I'm now a mod is that a bad thing to say on here... If so I can delete it I suppose lol

[88ESR]

Okay then and thanks for the laugh tonight, I've now got some "beef" curtains to battle with lol... oh I'm now a mod is that a bad thing to say on here... If so I can delete it I suppose lol

No problem. .

I better HOOF it on out of here soon anyway as I suspect there may be some walking, etc on the agenda tomorrow....

[Southie]

No problem. .

I better HOOF it on out of here soon anyway as I suspect there may be some walking, etc on the agenda tomorrow....enjoy yourself and don't be lazy your kids need you to keep active and mooove about and remember:

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/263AD879-E3F2-4F44-B92C-293764A9CE48.jpg (http://s345.photobucket.com/user/SOUTHIE01/media/263AD879-E3F2-4F44-B92C-293764A9CE48.jpg.html)

[88ESR]

enjoy yourself and don't be lazy your kids need you to keep active and mooove about and remember:

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/263AD879-E3F2-4F44-B92C-293764A9CE48.jpg (http://s345.photobucket.com/user/SOUTHIE01/media/263AD879-E3F2-4F44-B92C-293764A9CE48.jpg.html)

Hoho..

Cheers mate, yes I'd hate to be BRANDED, lazy....

[dgbnova#1]

Now CHAPS that's enough

[dgbnova#1]

Gona STEER clear of this now

[Southie]

Q:
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?













A:
Anyone can roast beef.

Rubbish I know but it sill makes me giggle lol

[88ESR]

Q:
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?













A:
Anyone can roast beef.

Rubbish I know but it sill makes me giggle lol

This can only go downhill from here....lol

[Southie]

This song is relative even though you may not like it lol


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HtXgmq7sVTw#

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HtXgmq7sVTw#

[88ESR]

This song is relative even though you may not like it lol


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HtXgmq7sVTw#

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HtXgmq7sVTw#

lol

Right, I'm definitely off this time..

I only popped in for a quick look about an hour ago and have ended up involved in some bizarre Two Ronnies tribute act..

You're a bad influence, Southie.....lol :thumb:

[Southie]

So that's good night from him...

[88ESR]

So that's good night from him...

And it's goodnight (and COWabunga) from him...

Sorry, couldn't resist..

See you tomorrow. ....:thumb:

[Southie]

And it's goodnight (and COWabunga) from him...

Sorry, couldn't resist..

See you tomorrow. ....:thumb:
I hope not I hate Centre Porks... Oh wait that's bacon lol

[millworm]

He must of been on some mad drugs lol

[Southie]

He must of been on some "mad" drugs lol
The cow disease type lol

[millworm]

Lol

[mowgli]

well at least southie managed to air his jokes again

[jimbob-mcgrew]

only a human is capable of being this screwed up.
i think devolution is taking its toll on us.

years ago, i slipped and fell in a field laced with cowpat's ... i was completely covered, head to toe in cow sh1t, and stunk !
they taste a bit like diet coke - honestly

[mowgli]

so this is in our local paper this week!!!!!

http://www.hinckleytimes.net/news/local-news/police-hunt-man-who-sexually-7258901

I really worry about the way the world is heading....