Chay84
01-03-14, 12:26 AM
Bob receives a text from his neighbor.
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
Bob, anguished and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went into his bedroom, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect.
I meant "wifi", not "wife".
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
Bob, anguished and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went into his bedroom, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect.
I meant "wifi", not "wife".