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ade
02-02-14, 08:14 PM
****! Topgear.

ade
02-02-14, 08:16 PM
love it hot hatch 80's challenge.

bazzap8389
02-02-14, 08:17 PM
I'll be watching when I'm finished work, have they gave the nova any respect or just slated it? lol

BENDOGGER
02-02-14, 08:18 PM
It's wicked

rich a
02-02-14, 08:18 PM
Please tell me the thing with the hazard switch ain't true?

scott.parker
02-02-14, 08:19 PM
There such nobs, lol they hate on the best car, picked a total dog sri and making it worse, but lets not hate on them like the sad Morris marina club!

pie
02-02-14, 08:19 PM
show the world how to nick them to lol lol lol lol

scott.parker
02-02-14, 08:20 PM
Please tell me the thing with the hazard switch ain't true?

Please tell me your joking lol
Age old known, hence fit immobiliser..

Dar
02-02-14, 08:20 PM
The Nova won the hill climb yay!

womble sri
02-02-14, 08:25 PM
If I still had TBO I'd happily offer it up for them to let the stig set a time round the track in. Knowing them it would swiftly be ended with a piano from 100ft after. They will never give the nova any kind of respect, but at least it won no point getting our knickers in a twist. Looking forward to what happens next lol

ade
02-02-14, 08:29 PM
yes hazard thing ios true! ROFLMAO at supermarket challenge - out sideways!

I fear the Nova is gonna get totalled! It already been rolled a couple of times!

pete17
02-02-14, 08:31 PM
nova on a recovery truck no surprise lol

rich a
02-02-14, 08:32 PM
Please tell me your joking lol
Age old known, hence fit immobiliser..



Nope i really didn't know but thats bloody scary lol

ade
02-02-14, 08:32 PM
oh jesus! I see teenage carnage on the roads of great britain!

tommy8252
02-02-14, 08:39 PM
Although the nova got slated, rolled, and had the box/engine blown up its funking hilarious. And I've had a text from all my non car mates and even my mam taking the piss lol lol

monty_trials
02-02-14, 08:39 PM
i'll be watching when i'm finished work, have they gave the nova any respect or just slated it? Lol

slated!!!! What a tit!!!!

pie
02-02-14, 08:42 PM
epic super market race lol lol lol

novag51
02-02-14, 08:42 PM
All 3 cars were sweet. Makes me want a nova even more now

7ova
02-02-14, 08:42 PM
I remember this nova up for sale six to eight months ago
Think it was on gumtree

monty_trials
02-02-14, 08:44 PM
Please tell me the thing with the hazard switch ain't true?
YES its true!!!! Only works on a mk2 tho!!

siegsi8v
02-02-14, 08:44 PM
Give me a nova anyday !!!! Posh ****ers hammonds a bell end..nova would have won the lot

mowgli
02-02-14, 08:51 PM
at least they didn't show the unlocking the door trick....

conza123
02-02-14, 08:58 PM
at least they didn't show the unlocking the door trick....
unloacking the door trick ?

pie
02-02-14, 09:01 PM
at least the didn't blow it up lol

mowgli
02-02-14, 09:02 PM
unloacking the door trick ?

like I'm posting it on here

Novasport
02-02-14, 09:03 PM
unloacking the door trick ?

You dont want to know, you won't sleep at night if you knew.

monty_trials
02-02-14, 09:03 PM
unloacking the door trick ? Ye, there is two ways to unlock a nova door

ade
02-02-14, 09:04 PM
IT SURVIVED!!!

Conza you may as well leave your car unlocked - the nova is like a seive when it comes to breaking in to one! Although most modern criminals are defeated by its simplicity and vauxhalls 80's/90's security stupidity.

Theres the half tennis ball trick, the screwdriver, the blue packing tape through the door rubber and over the door lock button, the hazard switch, the boot lock trick and many others! On my old nova you could probably kick the rear arch and climb through the hole left by the rust!

monty_trials
02-02-14, 09:05 PM
unloacking the door trick ?
Ye, there is two ways to unlock a nova door

monty_trials
02-02-14, 09:06 PM
so for all who know how, please dont post on here plz plz guys!!!

Alex J
02-02-14, 09:07 PM
Each time one gets nicked now you can claim of top gears insurance lol, and its mk2s that have trick ti nick lol

Jeff16v
02-02-14, 09:07 PM
Loved it, pissed myself when the nova slid out of the supermarket, lol

tommy8252
02-02-14, 09:08 PM
at least the didn't blow it up lol

^^^^^^^^

This, the nova was the only survivor, it was horribly maimed but survived

phunkynova
02-02-14, 09:08 PM
I liked the the Nova in Camo Rap .... Sorry

L14MNP
02-02-14, 09:09 PM
so for all who know how, please dont post on here plz plz guys!!!

If your Nova is ever broken into, you want to hope it is the old fashioned way, tbh.

The half tennis ball won't work on one, either.

Stuart
02-02-14, 09:09 PM
It was maimed before it started.

very funny and very good.

pie
02-02-14, 09:09 PM
if the wrap was done tidy it would look kool lol lol lol

8valve-craig
02-02-14, 09:09 PM
At least they didn't mention that you wont be going far without breaking the steering lock.

L14MNP
02-02-14, 09:10 PM
Great episode, aside from the Police chase stuff. That got boring.

Jack
02-02-14, 09:12 PM
Great episode, aside from the Police chase stuff. That got boring.
^ this

Oh well, that'll be the saloon being broken into a gazillion times next week by muppets thinking they can start it on the hazard switch :roll: Might put the quadlights back on so people don't know its a nova lol

Alex J
02-02-14, 09:13 PM
Amount of people messaging me and on facebook saying OMG a nova lol, now they reckon they are cool lol

Martin.p
02-02-14, 09:21 PM
I missed the first half :(
what's this about hazard switch?

Stuart
02-02-14, 09:22 PM
If you don't know it won't matter.


anyway, who actually steals cars these days, more to the point who steals a car with £50....

bazzap8389
02-02-14, 09:22 PM
I missed the first half :(
what's this about hazard switch?
If you don't know, you don't want to lol

Martin.p
02-02-14, 09:25 PM
Probably not lol.
Well if anyone wants to pm it (so not to post publicly, and unlocking) feel free.

Was just curious.

Connor
02-02-14, 09:38 PM
Oh god my Facebook has gone mental tonight because of an appearance of a nova! Lol
Was an entertaining episode and has annoyingly brought back the nova bug :( dammit

bazil
02-02-14, 09:39 PM
lol modified hazard wiring loom FTW,

Never left any of my mk2 novas with standard hazard wiring :)

fearless
02-02-14, 09:43 PM
I used to melt the middle pin/hole with a soldering iron so the switch wouldn't go in upside down !! Those were the days :)

bazzap8389
02-02-14, 09:43 PM
lol modified hazard wiring loom FTW,

Never left any of my mk2 novas with standard hazard wiring :)

My wiring was standard until 7 Years ago when my mate at college showed me the hazard trick I couldn't believe it lol

Lynsey
02-02-14, 09:49 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Stuart again.

:gay:

pie
02-02-14, 09:51 PM
the hazard thing works on mk3 cavs n Astra's to lol lol

Lynsey
02-02-14, 09:53 PM
Shhh!!

Connor
02-02-14, 10:01 PM
lol modified hazard wiring loom FTW,


This, takes 2 mins, sure there was a guide on here somewhere in the archive lol

conza123
02-02-14, 10:02 PM
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?111240-*HOW-TO*-Mk2-Hazard-Switch-Mod

Nova00
02-02-14, 10:04 PM
Excellent (I forgive crashing the nova)

pie
02-02-14, 10:13 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/5738_10152431002197262_1377661716_n.jpg

jonn
02-02-14, 10:32 PM
will this episode be online to watch?

bazil
02-02-14, 10:33 PM
BBC iplayer 24 hours after first shown on tv

jonn
02-02-14, 10:37 PM
Thanks Bazil :thumb:

dgbnova#1
02-02-14, 10:40 PM
Missed this due to stripping one silk violet Gsi lol

Had to remove my mates Astra 2 from a multi story car park once as he lost his keys 2 mins and it was driving and just needed new locks and ignition no damage a the good old days

therealnovaboy
02-02-14, 10:41 PM
At least it won the most important challenge.

Miami blue
02-02-14, 10:51 PM
Can't even start mine with the key let alone the hazard trick

marc69
02-02-14, 11:29 PM
Ah it was a laugh and they didn't slate the Nova that much, until Hammond chose the wrong gear it faired better than the others. I almost felt sorry for fiesta owners.....but then I didn't lol

They probably chose a really rough one as there is no point in paying all the money for a mint one and wrecking it, besides it is just a laugh.

Johnny A
02-02-14, 11:34 PM
Can't believe no one mentioned it has an Astra digi dash in!

http://hellinahandbasket.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/surprised-dog.png

L14MNP
02-02-14, 11:44 PM
Or manual windows, due to the donor doors.

craig green
03-02-14, 01:11 AM
You can bet that they probably chose a whole host of other cars before the ones they used, imagine the stuff that just cant be sourced for anywhere near sensible money. 16v's, GTi's & turbos etc.

But credit where it's due, that little 1400 was quickest on the hillclimb & looked like it was going to cream that 5hitbox Fiesta in the dragrace too.

Andy
03-02-14, 04:05 AM
lolling at all the zomging over the hazard stuff.
fukkin jesus its 2014 that **** has been around since alot on here were in their dads ballsacks ffs

Dan Stanley
03-02-14, 07:05 AM
My brother had a late J plate 1.4spi nova and the hazard didn't work on that. I thought Vauxhall had modded the loom or rectified it on from late J's onwards. I was surprised it worked on TG's K plate...

Alex J
03-02-14, 08:12 AM
lolling at all the zomging over the hazard stuff.
fukkin jesus its 2014 that **** has been around since alot on here were in their dads ballsacks ffslol so true lol

burgo
03-02-14, 09:15 AM
This thread has brought some old skool members out. Hi to those

And for those who are saying dont post how to unlock the door I would rather they used the rubber trick every time rather than bending the fecking door

SRimon
03-02-14, 10:13 AM
You know what I loved?

Hammonds face as he started the hill climb.

There's a Nova boy right there!! My face is exactly the same, not sure how long it lasts for - Nova's have that effect too!!

Jeff16v
03-02-14, 10:36 AM
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/gsijeff/87C12F3B-B142-4107-AA11-F8D41DE6BB7C-1368-000000DE4D3014E2_zps225fc0f1.jpg

just as it should be in a nova. Lol

Shamish82
03-02-14, 10:37 AM
Hamsters face was great u know he loved . Reminded me of the good old days. Want one even more :) now. Respect as last car standing

Shamish82
03-02-14, 10:39 AM
That's the look Jeff . Lmao lol

Jeff16v
03-02-14, 10:50 AM
This is how to finish a race, he was still turning the wheel, lol
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/gsijeff/4DBC836F-6D32-4B31-922B-37503E3080B5-1368-000000E31A9CCC4D_zps1510f9ad.jpg

Jeff16v
03-02-14, 10:59 AM
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/gsijeff/6741ACDB-9419-4ADA-8AE9-5DF1E179DD85-1368-000000E63B1CBA80_zpsd36652c2.jpg

Jack
03-02-14, 12:05 PM
My brother had a late J plate 1.4spi nova and the hazard didn't work on that. I thought Vauxhall had modded the loom or rectified it on from late J's onwards. I was surprised it worked on TG's K plate...
Thats what I thought. Never worked on my old J reg merit, and that was an early J (22/08/91).

novadave24
03-02-14, 01:13 PM
I know one way to open nova door I had to do it one time coz I left my keys in the car lol but I ant saying how lol

novadave24
03-02-14, 01:15 PM
Liked the golf nova sounded good untill he smashed the engine tho

Benn
03-02-14, 03:40 PM
Why is everyone so worried about posting ways to get in to a Nova.
1, they are old so are easy to get in too.
B, there are hardly any on the road now.
3, who the funk would steal one now... I guess it's cause they are easy, but wouldn't make anymore.

7ova
03-02-14, 04:34 PM
Just bumped up the forsale thread of this nova SRI

Guy called "bigman 78" had it
Wonder how much the BBC paid?

Spudly
03-02-14, 06:42 PM
My brother had a late J plate 1.4spi nova and the hazard didn't work on that. I thought Vauxhall had modded the loom or rectified it on from late J's onwards. I was surprised it worked on TG's K plate...




Works on all of them, you need to have the switch in the 'on' position, otherwise it doesnt work, had load of peeps tell me it didnt work on theirs as they were turning the switch 'off' as they pushed it back into the slot.

Only for me to come along, put it into the 'on' position and watch their faces sink as the dash lights up lol


And the eagle eyed ones will have spotted that it didnt have a passenger window winder, because its an SRi and has had the drivers door replaced with a manual window door, electric window still in place on the passsenger side, and manual keep fit window on the drivers side :p

millworm
03-02-14, 07:26 PM
Just bumped up the forsale thread of this nova SRI

Guy called "bigman 78" had it
Wonder how much the BBC paid?

they said 750 didn't they?

Hobbit
03-02-14, 07:39 PM
If I still had TBO I'd happily offer it up for them to let the stig set a time round the track in. Knowing them it would swiftly be ended with a piano from 100ft after. They will never give the nova any kind of respect, but at least it won no point getting our knickers in a twist. Looking forward to what happens next lol

would happily offer mine up for some abuse by the Stig. :d

8valve-craig
03-02-14, 08:05 PM
. Respect as last car standing

Technically the Golf was the last car standing, as to me that looked like a mk4 they blew up.

mowgli
03-02-14, 09:35 PM
Why is everyone so worried about posting ways to get in to a Nova.
1, they are old so are easy to get in too.
B, there are hardly any on the road now.
3, who the funk would steal one now... I guess it's cause they are easy, but wouldn't make anymore.

benn, I spent several months in a frantic game of cat & mouse with a group of towrags back in the mid 90's trying to keep possession of my A reg beige hatch.. I won, but we even had to have the police do regular drive-bys... I really wouldn't want to do it again

Stuart
03-02-14, 09:45 PM
benn, I spent several months in a frantic game of cat & mouse with a group of towrags back in the mid 90's trying to keep possession of my A reg beige hatch.. I won, but we even had to have the police do regular drive-bys... I really wouldn't want to do it again

That was nearly 20 years ago lol..... One would hope scumbags would steal something a bit better than a nova for nefarious activities. You've got to have an epic dildo of a thief to want a nova (unless of course its an insurance job....)

andyredtop83
03-02-14, 09:58 PM
Just saw this episode, it was hardly a fair race using a golf gti, a fiesta xr2i but only a nova sri, should have been a gsi to make the race fair but the nova still won the hillclimb and was going past the 1.6 16v fiesta before Hammond wrecked it. I remember being given a lift in a SRi once and couldn't believe how quick it was for a 1.4 8v. Did these come with the F13cr gearboxes like on the GTE's/GSi's?

marc69
03-02-14, 10:53 PM
That was nearly 20 years ago lol..... One would hope scumbags would steal something a bit better than a nova for nefarious activities. You've got to have an epic dildo of a thief to want a nova (unless of course its an insurance job....)

I had an epic dildo of a thief trying to nick my Nova even though there was an alarmed car in front of it blocking the drive a few months back.

Jack
04-02-14, 05:45 PM
To be fair, a Nova would actually be a pretty good choice of car to nick. Most are dead easy to get into, dead easy to hot wire and 90% of them have XEs so will have at least a weeny bit of poke for a few minutes of wheelspinning through various gardens. Or breaking and gumtree'ing!

blue_peg_16v
04-02-14, 10:07 PM
love it hot hatch 80's challenge.
Omg ade is alive

Southie
04-02-14, 10:10 PM
Omg ade is alive
Just what I thought Rich lol

i loved watching the episode, I revived a bit of my youth with Hammonds expressions of getting excited about these loveable rot boxes, glad the car stayed in one piece... I wonder if they'll sell me it lol

Nova00
23-02-14, 09:26 PM
no novas tonight but series to date which started well has been one of the best series.

loved the Merc