Chuck Norris Facts

[pete17]

I love Chuck Norris facts so please add yours below my Favourite is

The reason why you cant find wally is... hes hiding from Chuck Norris lollollollollollollollollol

[therealnovaboy]

Chuck Norris was born on the 10th of march 1940

[16v]

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

[pete17]

not really the facts I was on about lol but nice try lol

[mowgli]

chuck Norris is the only man who can slam a revolving door

[pete17]

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience)

[pie]

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you!

[pete17]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.. He decides what time it is !!!!!

[Lynsey]

When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and got it back.

[pie]

lol lol

[Lynsey]

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of HIM.

[Novasport]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[steve1434]

I heard chuck norris died ten years ago, but the grim reaper hasn't built up the courage to tell him!

[duick]

Chuck Norris is the only one who brought a Nova, not bought it http://www.opel-corsa-a.com/rofl.gifhttp://www.opel-corsa-a.com/rofl.gifhttp://www.opel-corsa-a.com/rofl.gif

[dgbnova#1]

Chuck Norris knows who the stig is .............

well would u not answer him if he asked ? lol

[L14MNP]

Chuck Norris 'facts' are hilarious and new to the internet.

Agreed.

I remember when this was funny. About the time people were buying eBay start up shares.

[Andy]

Lol,I swear this site is more like groundhog day every time I log on....
"how do I wire a redtop?"
"do digi dials fit?"
"will speedlines scrub?"
Chuck Norris "jokes"

[Jack]

This thread needs Hoff.

http://www.casinoscamreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/the_hoff_openbet.jpg

[pete17]

Agreed.

I remember when I was funny. About the time people were buying eBay start up shares.

cant please all the people all the time!!! :cry::cry::cry:

[L14MNP]

cant please all the people all the time!!! :cry::cry::cry:

Delete you unfunny, ancient thread, or I will get me mate from Chesterfield to gan round yours and knack ya! lol

[pete17]

Delete you unfunny, ancient thread, or I will get me mate from Chesterfield to gan round yours and knack ya! lol

NO! :tosser:

[L14MNP]

NO! :tosser:

Was a joke, bro. Not very funny, I agree.
Still pisses all over this abortion of a thread, like. :)

[jammiedodger]

chuck Norris wasn't born through a natural child birth he decided to punch his way out hence the term "C-section" :eek:

and the aged old...... guns don't kill people Chuck Norris does!!! lol

[jammiedodger]

and Chuck Norris will always deserve constant threads coz lets face it expendables 2 only got better when Chuck Norris made his appearance!!! always praise a man who can strangle you with a cordless phone :-p