VERY VERY sick jokse. read at your own personal perril

[Stuart]

right ill have no comeback from offended people lol


Whats blue and dosent fit anymore??
a dead epileptic


Whats the differenece between a ferrari and an 8yr old girl?
I dont have a ferrari locked up in my garage



If you wish for this to be removed just say the word lol

[wisewood]

nice........


DONT YOU DARE remove those.

the clue is in the title - if you dont like it - you shoudlnt have read it.


THAT Mr Cambridge sir is a very good example of how possibly offending posts should be titled.

[Mark]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't think I should be in this room mummy!
:lol:

[Ben]

Or the one that goes...

Whats blue and f*cks old people?








Hypathermia

:lol:

I know a lot worse but i wont put them up, will tell cam on msn and he can.

[Chris LR]

Whats Rich with a Blue C*ck

A Tight Fisted W*nker

[Beano]

:lol: LMFAO

thats a nice job, how about this.

[s**t joke]

there u go

[Stuart]

too long, cant be arsed to read that.


i prefer quick to the point jokes.

[Mark]

I'll shorten it for you Cambridge.....

Bloke crashes, lives, find's shelter, told not to screw daughter, screws daughter, 3 punishments, rock on chest, rock tied to each bollock, rocks not very close to each other........as in one on ground and one 5 stories up.....ow!

About as shortened as I can get it..... :lol:

[Chris LR]

I'll shorten it some more.

"I didn't laugh...."

[Stuart]

hmm mr corsanova, there may be a job for you lol. shortening really long jokes down to nice to the point ones lol

[Mark]

Thanks Cambridge, I knew I had to have some point to this life!
:D

[Beano]

i'm quite amazed that i was arsed to write that...i'll shorten it

[epo]

them jokes were funny as fuck cambridge :lol:

[Nova-Flair]

lmfao
while we're on the subject tho i have one.

whats grey, sits at the end of ur bed and takes the piss?

a kidney dialasis machine