Road Rage....! READ

[Barn]

Well fcuk me...listen to this...

Pulling away from my mates garage and as I was about 50 yards from the end of the road, a van pulled into the road. It was narrow as there were parked cars on each side so I thought he would pull in and give way as I was nearly at the junction. But no. Instead he drove up up to my bumper and I mean like a nearly touchin it.

So I was like whats this prick doing? So he starts giving me lip straight off "Learn to drive ur car properly" and all this sh*t, so I told him he was a w*nker. So to save anymore s hit I start reversing quite a way, into this little fcukin space so he can pass.

Then, as I'm in this space he blocks my car in with the van and jumps out. He starts fcukin freakin and leans over the back of his van. Here it comes....Then he pulls out a fcukin AXE. And I'm not talkin about a little fcukin hatchet it was massive (fcukin conan would have been proud of this). Seriously, it was about 2 foot easy. No bullshit.

Then he starts going mental. He's standin in front of my car sayin that my attitude stinks and sayin he's guna put the axe thru the bonnet of my car. I'm just sayin "Yeh woteva" so he then comes round and tries to yank my door. All the time I'm sittin in the car thinkin is this prick real or wot. Then he's still there goin nuts sayin for me to step out of the car and take him on (with the axe like). So I'm still there, fcukin in shock @ this tw*t. He's like "I'll put this thru ur fcukin head u little tw*t" and all this.
I was like jus fcuk off mate get real, I didn't even do anything :!:
Then he jumped in his van and fcuked off.

Thought he was fcukin solid with an axe in his hands, tos*er

Can u believe that? LOL,that was my fun for the day!

[Gobby]

Remember the van, next time you see it, slash the tyres and cover it wi nitromors, that should do the trick

[Mark]

Had a guy in a brand new ford transit cut into a three foot space in a line of traffic a couple of weeks ago, he would not stop, just kept pushing, hit my horn, he just stuck his fingers up, so I rammed him, jumped out the car to smack the c**p out of him and he got scared and drove off with some pretty nasty damage to his new van, drove home took my wing off and put another one on, changed my headlight and indicator, cost me piss all. Ha, ha, that'll teach him!

[ade]

white van rage - very cvommon!

If you got his reg plate you can get him arrested for road rage - the police take this VERY SERIOUSLY - especially if he weilded an axe!

Makes him a threat to the public!

Go to the police - do him in - I mean - what if you'd been carrying a small kid in the back or summut and he never saw it!

:o

thats feckin scary shite man!

[linzTDI]

Jesus what a hard bastard with an Axe NOT!

I am gettin really bad for road raging actually my dad says i have to stop as you can get done for it now. :cry:

[Fester]

I find it well funny when people get angry - laughing at them just makes it worse though!!

[Jim]

I can't believe what extremes some people go to. The fact that he was in the wrong makes it even more bizarre. Well done for staying calm, I'd have been s*****g myself if some bloke came up to me with an axe.

I've had a couple of incidents when people have either cut me up or done something in the wrong and yet don't think their to blame. The worst so far was in Milton Keynes. In the small estates they have chicanes where one direction has priority and they are only big enough for one car. I had priority and was approaching the chicane, I was about half way through the chicane when this tw*t in his beemer decided he wanted to go first. He was coming in the opposite direction and should have given way. I slammed my brakes on and was in the middle of the road face to face, the cheeky c**t then decided to drive towards me and squeezed his way past me, nearly taking off my wing mirror. I looked at him as he drove past and gave him the w*nker sign and shouted, "Can you not read road signs?" The cheeky dumb a*s tw*t then had the nerve to stick his fingers up at me and mouthed w*nker at me.

I was pis*ed off that he'd not given me the right of way in the first place, but I was then confused that he had the nerve to call me names when he was blatently in the wrong. It made me laugh, but at the same time I wanted to turn round and chase after him just to explain the road signs to him.

Theres some f*cking numpty's on the roads and most of them drive Beemers!

Jim

[Paul]

Just get your whole posse to go meet him, this has happened before to me.

One of my mates was getting threatened by sum tosser to do wiv my ex bird? Fuck knows why he was getting threatened!

Anyway he said meet me down the casino in ten minutes, in ten minutes my mate had got no lie twenty-five of us to kick the shit out of him.

Wonder why he never showed up. :lol:

Take your mates down and teach the fucker a lesson. :twisted:

[Jim]

Kicking cr*p out of him might teach him a lesson, but getting him done by the police and him losing his license (from the sounds of it he uses his van for work related things) would be an even better punishment for him.

Jim

[Ste_Nova]

i have an axe in my car

as seen here

http://members.lycos.co.uk/woody4mg/BrysConversion/Part1/11.jpg

[Ben (lurk75)]

I had a bout last night,

Was driving down a dual carriageway in the 2.0l and a BMW come shooting up behind me and was flashing his lights etc telling me to move over, i stuck my middle finger up to him and gestured it was a 50mph limit and im sticking to it.

He then tried to go up the inside so i swerved over to block him, by now i could see he was furious and i poked my tounge out at him.

Pulled up at the traffic lights and he went into the Bus lane and blocked me off as the lights were red, he then jumped out and started shouting at me and made the mistake of calling me...

A STUPID LITTLE F*CKING C*NT and he wanted to give me a slap...

I had to react to this so i turned the engine off and got out the car, walked over to him and he stuttered...

"Just dont do it again" jumped back in his car and jumped the red lights

:lol:

I think he realised i was not a little anything :lol:

[Dave]

I think he realised i was not a little anything :lol:
ben one thing i wouldn't call you is little! :o :lol:

[jamesburrows]

When i bought my nova 16v i went up 2 Nottingham to collect it with two mates (Mike SRI and another mate also buying a nova). We were driving home on the M3, two nova's and a pug 206 when i spotted a astra GSI. being a boyracer in my new valver i was keen to play, so i drive up next to him, made sure he could see me, then booted it off, hoping he might race but sadly he just plodded on.
So i slow down to wait for my mate to catch-up, and this astra catches up also, he comes up next to me then trys to ram me off the motorway!
swings his car into mine twice, i only just got away in time, then gets infront of me and slams his brakes on at 80 mph.
i narrowly avoided hitting him.
so, my mate in the 206 trys doing to same to him, so the bloke trys to ram him also.
fucking twat!
the guy then slowed right down, so we drove on.
fucking scary, somone trying to ram u at motorway speeds.

[?Marty?]

Probably in a stolen car.

I have a pair of steel nunchakus in my car (they're actually a steel bar, that unscrews in the center and the chain is stored inside).

And i know how to use them.

:twisted:

[Ste_Nova]

Probably in a stolen car.

I have a pair of steel nunchakus in my car (they're actually a steel bar, that unscrews in the center and the chain is stored inside).

And i know how to use them.

:twisted:

lol my axe does the job just as well

[match]

i had a run in with a lunatic a few month back, he cut me up comin off a roundabout and nearly took my front wing out. anyway to vent my fcukin anger i started beating on the horn and sticking my fingers up,

we get to the next roundabout and the traffic is qued up so this tosser decides to get out and start punching my drivers window, shouting and swearing and all that.

wound it down and asked him wot the fcuk his problem was when he was the 1 that cut me up. so he starts tellin me im a little fcuker etc etc.

i got one of these heavy steering locks in my car (round the steering wheel 1) but without the middle bit in so it can be used as a beating weapon with 2 hooks on the end!! :evil: while he was shouting i just causually told hin to shut the fcuk up and lit a cig, 4 sum reason this pissed him off more! :lol: :lol:

as soon as i reached under my passenger seat and placed the lock thingi on the seat he had a change of mind and appologised?

i mean wtf? he had a right go then appologised for cutting me up?

carry a weopon that doesnt look like one if u no what i mean (how do u explain having an axe hiden under your seat 2 a copper?? :lol: steering locks are nasty enough and coppers cant get suspicious if they search your car)

[Barn]

Jesus what a hard bastard with an Axe NOT!

Lol, tell me about it Linz, might well have had a go @ the pr*ck if he didn't have the axe but I aint fcukin stupid. Just had to swallow my pride on this one.


carry a weopon that doesnt look like one if u no what i mean (how do u explain having an axe hiden under your seat 2 a copper?? :lol: steering locks are nasty enough and coppers cant get suspicious if they search your car)
Yeh mate I know...guna get a nice big maglite :lol:


i mean wtf? he had a right go then appologised for cutting me up?

Yeh init mate, it was the w*nkers fault in the first place


I can't believe what extremes some people go to. The fact that he was in the wrong makes it even more bizarre. Well done for staying calm, I'd have been s*****g myself if some bloke came up to me with an axe.

I did stay calm + I think the fact I was more or less ignoring him made it much worse. If I had sh*t myself he probably would have fcukt off laughing or sunthin (who knows).

Ste_sa, the axe that uv got is like a hatchet init, this axe was like fcukin Hamishs' from Braveheart, thats what I couldn't believe :!:

[Ben]

I have a telescopic breaker bar used for undoing tight wheelnuts :roll:

[djp_y2k]

lol. reminds me of my white van experience.

was at a set of temporary traffic lihgts. They turn to green and this white van is comming the other way. As he comes near me I show him my displeasure. Next thing I know he's slammed his brakes on and starts getting out.

Funny thing was though another white van came through behind him and drove into the back of the nob.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think 2 of the questions on the application form when applying to be a white van driver.

R u a twat

Can u drive



If u answer is yes to any of the above then u are refused the job.

[Stuart]

i used to get hurrendous road rage, but i keep sweets in my car so i can get a sugar load and it sorts me out lol


I could be diabetic, but hey ill check later lol

[SKoob]

when i were delivering pizzas on the dominos mopeds, some kunt in a merc ppl carrier thingy pulled out right infront of me, i had to pull the brakes right on and almost fell off. Anyways i just pulled the throttle right back and caught up with him, i was right on his back bumper i also showed him my feeling with a hand gesture :lol: , then the car stopped and he got out and had a go at me :o so i just told him like it was :twisted: , i said to him all u merc drivers r the same, u can't drive :lol: and rode round the merc

[dan_mk1]

i had an incident a few months ago and let me tell you, it aint worth going to the police....they are fucking worthless. lazy bunch of tossers!
it was a bank holiday monday so i went to halfords to buy some car shammy (as you do) pulled out of halfords car park into bout a 50m gap and this white van came flying up behind me flashing and giving it on the horn! i slowed down to annoy him a bit, anyway thought nothing of it, pulled up to some traffic lights and saw him pull up behind me, next thing hes at my window shouting abuse! "thats the second time you done that u little ****!" (neva seen the bloke in my life!) i said i aint done nothing to that he grabbed me through my window and punched me twice!
anyway i sped off home, mum and dad called the police, they said there too busy to come round so ill have to go into the station the next day! :roll:
so me and the old man got a baseball bat and went looking for him down the same road.......and we found him! stupid ****! followed him to his house took his name and address, i persuaded the old man not to run him over and let the police deal with it! (big mistake!)
to cut the rest of it short.....i gave my statement, got a call from police a few days later "he's said u punched him first, we will now be cautioning both of you due to lack of evidence!!!" havnt heard anymore of it!!! its a fucking joke!!!!
grrrrrr! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[Barn]

They r shockin. And the main reason i didnt report it to the police myself. i knew that they would do fcuk all, and then the bloke would know that i dobbed him in. don't get me wrong if he had touched my car (or me) then i would have but otherwise it aint worth it

[epo]

i have had a few probs round here so i keep 2 knuckle bars and a set of brass knuckles in my car

the funniest 1 was when my mate came in2 a car park in his nova and there was a blue sallon handbreakin it and pissin about and the driver drives right up 2 me mate nearly touchin his bumper (his nova is fuckin mint this saloon was a shed) he jumps out with a metal blue base ball bat shouts "fuckin come on then"
ive never seen a saloon go that fast the driver shit herself and her passengers
he then shouts 2 us lot "i fuckin won that 1"
:lol:

[Dicko]

I think he realised i was not a little anything :lol:
ben one thing i wouldn't call you is little! :o :lol:

i would, hes a thieving little scumbag, wheres my money :@