ian botham

[epo]

Does anone remember that time years ago, when Ian Botham got pulled over for speeding?
After having a few too many at a party, followed by a few more, Ian Botham decided he'd risk the drive home.
However, a police officer parked in a lay-by noticed his Jag travelling way above the speed limit, and chased him, promptly pulling him over.
The officer leant into the window of Botham's Jag and said:

"Ah? Mr Botham, if I could just ask you to blow into this bag for me please?"
Botham then produced a card from his wallet, it read:
"I am asthmatic, please do not ask me to blow into anything"
On this, the police officer said:
"Ok, well in that case, I'll have to ask you to come with me to the police station so we can take blood sample"
Ian Botham then produced another card. This one read:
"I am anaemic, please do not take any blood from me"
The officer replied:
"that's ok, I'll just have to ask you to come to the station and provide a urine sample"
"Beefy" promptly produced third card from his wallet, reading:
" I am an England cricketer, please do not take the p!ss out of me"

[Mark]

Dear god Epo, surely you can do better than this?? :lol:

[SaraGSi]

:o :lol: :lol: