Dave
26-08-03, 04:40 PM
Yet another one to keep you amused!
A nun is on the way somewhere in a taxi. The driver keeps on looking at
the
nun in the rear view mirror. The nun asks him why is he staring and he
replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
The nun answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask
that would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."
The
nun responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that; firstly you
have
to be single and secondly you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic
too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley. He does and the nun
fulfils his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK., my name is Kevin, I'm gay and I'm on my way
to a
Fancy Dress Party."
A nun is on the way somewhere in a taxi. The driver keeps on looking at
the
nun in the rear view mirror. The nun asks him why is he staring and he
replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
The nun answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask
that would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."
The
nun responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that; firstly you
have
to be single and secondly you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic
too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley. He does and the nun
fulfils his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK., my name is Kevin, I'm gay and I'm on my way
to a
Fancy Dress Party."