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L14MNP
13-04-13, 10:51 PM
me bonnie lads! (more appropriate in 13 hours time. I won't be on the internet then though! lol)

Will the anti-beautiful game brigade cry at this post. Or will it go under their radar, seeing as I never said FOOTBALL?

Calamity Josh
14-04-13, 10:38 AM
anyone else confused? lol

meritlover
14-04-13, 10:51 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii

??

Plug
14-04-13, 10:57 AM
baby on way i guess?

just read Full Post ! lol

not interested in that

L14MNP
14-04-13, 02:06 PM
Areet Edd?

Paaaaaaaooooolllloooo Diiiiii Caaaaannnnnniiiiooooo

Back in ya box!

Hobbit
14-04-13, 02:30 PM
anyone else care? lol

Nope

L14MNP
14-04-13, 03:02 PM
Some of us on here do.

http://i.imgur.com/hxGou9B.jpg


Pardew in, Pardew oot, wuh dee thur hurkey curkey and wuh wave wuh shoos aboot! lol lol lol

L14MNP
14-04-13, 03:58 PM
Newcastle smashing their own city centre up now. I make this at least the third time. lol

Burning bins, throwing rocks at police and trains, got the train station closed and of course the obligatory smashing up of phone boxes.

Classy bunch.

Southie
14-04-13, 04:09 PM
Football forums must be going downhill if you need to post on a car forum this cack lol

L14MNP
14-04-13, 04:21 PM
Football forums must be going downhill if you need to post on a car forum this cack lol

Readytogo.net is anything but a slow forum lol lol lol

Currently Active Users: 4302 (948 members and 3354 guests) with an off-topic section that would shame 4chan.

Most users ever online was 8,531, 17th January 2011 at 07:49 PM Considering we aren't a forum full of plastics and Chinese cling-ons like Red Cafe and have been success starved since 1973 - still less time than the Barcodes of course - I'm amazed at the place.

I just wanna talk to Edd, after he was givin it the biggun on me 'wall' on here.

Anyway, I thought you liked footy? Aren't you a dirty Leeds or Man U fan?

Hobbit
14-04-13, 04:23 PM
I just wanna talk to Edd...

Pm him then..?

Southie
14-04-13, 04:31 PM
Aren't you a Leeds fan?
^
But would you try and talk about Vauxhall Novas on a football forum, "you fecking chav"...

L14MNP
14-04-13, 04:35 PM
^
But would you try and talk about Vauxhall Novas on a football forum, "you fecking chav"...

Yeah. Loads of us talk about cars on there. The off-topic forum covers everything. As does this one...

I have messaged Edd. Something tells me he won't be in a hurry to respond though. Shame after he was so confident in a team hundreds of miles away from him with no relevance to him at all.

This thread is also for Andy when he sees it.

Why must you all cry so much? just ignore it and leave it to those that want to discuss the sport. It's quite simple.

Hobbit
14-04-13, 04:37 PM
Maybe he's being a proper fan and smashing Bridgwater up?

L14MNP
14-04-13, 04:45 PM
Maybe he's being a proper fan and smashing Bridgwater up?

lol Would anyone notice a difference?

I'll wager he's doing what most plastics and turn-coats do when things don't go according to plan for their adopted team: crawl back into the woodwork.

Hobbit
14-04-13, 04:52 PM
lol Would anyone notice a difference?

Point taken, not the Sunderland is known for its beautiful scenery.

L14MNP
14-04-13, 04:59 PM
Point taken, not the Sunderland is known for its beautiful scenery.

Aye, the Germans saw us as a major threat.

I actually live between Sunderland and Durham. Durham post code, but part of Tyne and Wear since Sunderland got city status.

Durham is a beautiful city. it redresses the balance somewhat. lol

Edd
14-04-13, 05:10 PM
lol Would anyone notice a difference?

I'll wager he's doing what most plastics and turn-coats do when things don't go according to plan for their adopted team: crawl back into the woodwork.

Bridgwater FTMFW

I'm working actually, ain't that interested in a lucky breakaway, once in a lifetime top corner strike, or a cheating linesman tbh lol

L14MNP
14-04-13, 05:30 PM
Bridgwater FTMFW

I'm working actually, ain't that interested in a lucky breakaway, once in a lifetime top corner strike, or a cheating linesman tbh lol

Someone told you it was only 0-1 like?

There were no lucky goals today... What about the other two then, gonna make excuses for those too? lol

Cisse was onside, mags were unlucky there. We had two clear as day penalties not given though, so that still tips the balance in the skunks favour. Plus, that means they would have had one goal? Still not enough today!

Should and easily could have been at least five.

So then, still think we're going down? I think we will be OK, as will NUFC, but so much for the 'definitley 100% going down and WHEN we beat you' B.S, eh. lol

I see it's Pardew out again. Couldn't manage Subuteo team etc. Fickle, plastic *******s.

Andy
14-04-13, 07:10 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Cant wait for motd later lol
Knew sunderland would win.
well its certainly close at the bottom now.
Why cant we just have this as our own football thread??
If no one else cares then there is no need to open the thread if you know what it contains?
Another win and youre safe id say.

On another note,2 more wins for us and id say we will be playing yous next season......
And LMFAO at them on the rampage.Its a game lol

Andy
14-04-13, 07:11 PM
Maybe he's being a proper fan and smashing Bridgwater up?
lol lol lol

Edd
14-04-13, 07:29 PM
Bridgwater don't need smashing up, been done years ago lol

L14MNP
14-04-13, 07:54 PM
50 odd year old bloke squaring up to, then punching a pollis hoss ffs.

Guess what colour his stripes were? :d

L14MNP
14-04-13, 08:00 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Cant wait for motd later lol
Knew sunderland would win.
well its certainly close at the bottom now.
Why cant we just have this as our own football thread??
If no one else cares then there is no need to open the thread if you know what it contains?
Another win and youre safe id say.

On another note,2 more wins for us and id say we will be playing yous next season......
And LMFAO at them on the rampage.Its a game lol

Don't forget Late Kick Off after Motd marra! May only be Tyne and Wear though?
Hope Weetabix heed is on tonight. lol

This could be the footy thread too, good idea marra.

See you in the Prem next season! :d

Alex J
14-04-13, 08:14 PM
football..........................

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/52a/293/5b4/resized/yawn-who-cares-meme-generator-yawn-who-cares-aa9438.jpg?1332433830.jpg

L14MNP
14-04-13, 08:25 PM
Pointless B.S.

Clearly we care. **** off.

jimbob-mcgrew
14-04-13, 08:27 PM
you been on the drugs again liam ?

L14MNP
14-04-13, 08:29 PM
you been on the drugs again liam ?

Just high on life mate. Are you another football hater? I can't remember, but the law of averages on this strange site says yes.

Alex J
14-04-13, 08:36 PM
football is pointless b.s lol

Lee H
14-04-13, 08:49 PM
Should be a great finish to the season with the relegation battle. I'm just glad QPR are going down after what happened last season.

L14MNP
14-04-13, 08:51 PM
football is pointless b.s lol

Maybe to you. Bet you don't even know the rules.

Like Andy and I say, why not just stay away from our football threads? It's not as if we are going to stop posting about things we enjoy talking about.

L14MNP
14-04-13, 08:54 PM
Should be a great finish to the season with the relegation battle. I'm just glad QPR are going down after what happened last season.

Yeah, still squeaky bum time. I have never known the league be this tight for a long time. Stoke are looking seriously shaky, I know we aren't out of it, but at least we are playing well and getting forward now, Newcastle, Villa, Wigan all should be concerned.

You're a Man U fan aren't you Lee? Was glad to see you beat Stoke today, although it was little more than a formality I suppose!
Win next week, City lose, and the title goes back to Old Trafford?

Andy
14-04-13, 08:59 PM
I think stoke or villa will go personally.

Hobbit
14-04-13, 09:13 PM
Ok, football only thread with warning for non football peeps to avoid sounds good. :thumb:

L14MNP
14-04-13, 09:13 PM
I think stoke or villa will go personally.

Wigan are a good club, and a great away day, so would like to see them stay up.

Bitter Villa, couldn't care less. Stoke, have a massive dislike of us, and it has only grown over the years, plus I get a sore neck whenever we have to play them, so I would be far from sad to see the oatcake munching, ducky calling, Sunderland rejects get relegated.

I still can't take them seriously as a PL side. I mean it's Stoke. lol

Bet twitchin 'Arry is brickin it now too!

L14MNP
14-04-13, 09:14 PM
Ok, football only thread with warning for non football peeps to avoid sounds good. :thumb:

:thumb:

Fancy changing the title to Football Thread mate? Hopefully without any humourous additions... lol

Hobbit
14-04-13, 09:18 PM
Done, really had to fight the urge to call it the foosball thread...

L14MNP
14-04-13, 09:20 PM
#banter lol

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MsOCN8KvbAE/SwmWMu8sHgI/AAAAAAAAAKU/XtH01VvaUyk/s320/danny-dyer_1482894c+copy.jpg

Andy
14-04-13, 09:22 PM
wahey we have our own area to play now lol

L14MNP
14-04-13, 09:28 PM
wahey we have our own area to play now lol

:d

Let's start acting like footy fans, mate. You tip the bin over, I will hoy the glass bottles at the police.

Or do you want to punch the police horse? No? Smash the trains up? Set fire to commercial bins and turn them over in the street?

There's a few options like. lol lol lol

L14MNP
14-04-13, 09:29 PM
I know! You can give it the biggun whilst the away fans are being marched up from the train station, behind the barracade, then start mouthing off and get put on your **** if you want? lol

Toon Toon Bellend Army!

Andy
14-04-13, 09:30 PM
LMAO
Fukkin mongs.Its not like they ever even had a chance at winning.
I said yesterday sunderland would hammer them.I knew it.

Hobbit
14-04-13, 09:33 PM
And they say F1 is boring, Ferrari and red bull fans never smash each other up cause the main event is so boring...

Sorry, I'll leave you to your "overpaid" "bag of wind" "grown men running around..." thread. :thumb:

mk1nova_rich
14-04-13, 09:34 PM
Bet you would have decent odds on correct score prediction though!

Andy
14-04-13, 09:35 PM
Bet you would have decent odds on correct score prediction though!
Yep,i did think 3-0 too.And im normally a betting man,but as i spent yesterday in the pub i didnt go lol

Andy
14-04-13, 09:37 PM
And they say F1 is boring, Ferrari and red bull fans never smash each other up cause the main event is so boring...

Sorry, I'll leave you to your "overpaid" "bag of wind" "grown men running around..." thread. :thumb:
Football hooliganism will return again though,times of austerity always makes it worse as people lose hope.
Then they need somewhere to vent their anger and frustration.......
It will get bad again,mark my words.

L14MNP
14-04-13, 09:41 PM
There was nowt boring about the main event. Some teams fans are just very sore losers. History proves a percentage of Newcastles lot to be exactly this.
They are no strangers to smashing up their own city. I mean seriously, wtf is that about?! lol

We also have the BTCC for smashing up cars. **** ya borin F1. lol

Andy
14-04-13, 09:44 PM
I dont get it,going on a rampage in an away town is commonplace,but you dont sh1t on ya own doorstep lol
And phoneboxes?! what is it with them? lol

L14MNP
14-04-13, 09:48 PM
I dont get it,going on a rampage in an away town is commonplace,but you dont sh1t on ya own doorstep lol
And phoneboxes?! what is it with them? lol

They have a severe dislike for them for some reason. Maybe because there is some red on them?

As in the 'Two Tribes' documentary. "I won't eat tomatos, bacon, red apples etc cos of the colour."

Now I don't eat black food, but that's not cos of any extremely lose connection to them! lol lol

#prayforthephoneboxes #RIPthewheeliebins #

http://matts-things.com/images/geordieeedjit.png

Andy
14-04-13, 09:50 PM
Was looking at them shops on rtg earlier lol
The incredible hulk one etc made me rofl lol

Edd
14-04-13, 09:50 PM
:d

Let's start acting like footy fans

I'll sit in my armchair with Sky on then

Lee H
14-04-13, 09:51 PM
You're a Man U fan aren't you Lee? Was glad to see you beat Stoke today, although it was little more than a formality I suppose!
Win next week, City lose, and the title goes back to Old Trafford?

Yes. Was bitterly disappointed to lose to City on Monday. Got West Ham mid week, need seven more points to be certain but hopefully be able to celebrate winning the league before the end of the month.

L14MNP
14-04-13, 09:53 PM
Was looking at them shops on rtg earlier lol
The incredible hulk one etc made me rofl lol

lol I liked the proper crap MS Paint one of the can of Tesco meat.

mowgli
14-04-13, 09:54 PM
Football hooliganism will return again though,times of austerity always makes it worse as people lose hope.
Then they need somewhere to vent their anger and frustration.......
It will get bad again,mark my words.

please don't get me started....remember the poor innocent humble liverpool fans, who were mercilessly forced into sheffield pubs, forced to drink copious amounts of beer, had their match tickets taken from them & then herded into hillsborough by evil policemen at the person behest of margaret thatcher......

aston villa deserve to be relegated... they have been the perennial underachievers in the premiership.... and their chairman's name sounds like a png member... randy lerner lol lol

L14MNP
14-04-13, 09:56 PM
I'll sit in my armchair with Sky on then

Top class supporter! You remind me of the 'Taylor family' on some sh!t Sky advert. Sky showing their usual Enetertainers/Jawdee Nashun/It's still 1995 bias in true style.

A couple, with random as fcuk accents, calling the match 'the big game', her in a snidey barcode top and being touted as supporters.

Just imagine if the cartoon army were relegated again... After all, we are **** apparently, so what's that make NUFC, tired? lol lol

Andy
14-04-13, 09:58 PM
Are they any relation to steven? That "deplorable cunnt" likes to fake about too lol

L14MNP
14-04-13, 10:02 PM
Yes. Was bitterly disappointed to lose to City on Monday. Got West Ham mid week, need seven more points to be certain but hopefully be able to celebrate winning the league before the end of the month.

I reckon you'll be alright like. lol I was surprised to see City win. I have a strange memory, it only seems like five minutes ago I watched them turn it around against Gilingham in the Lg 1 play off final. Or us beat them 3-1 in the opening league fixture at the SoL.

They're quite the different team these days though. From my point of view, it's nice to see some competition in Manchester at last. Even though I do have a soft spot for United, it is fading with the years.

By the way mate, what do you make of what went on at F.T at the SoL last season? The way Roonie and Fergie, loads of your supporters went on was as if we cheered cos City won the league. We cheered because your away fans were so cock-sure it was in the bag, the celebrations were premature.

We would have done it to any club on the day, and imo so would any other supporters.

Man U were more than a little precious, considering we were the only club to cause Citeh to drop six points that season - and, during our 19 and 15 point seasons, your lot took the piss out of us.

A lot of them just aren't used to a bit of craic there way. Lighten up imo, it's only a game! lol

L14MNP
14-04-13, 10:04 PM
Are they any relation to steven? That "deplorable cunnt" likes to fake about too lol

They're more likely to be related to Pardeux. lol Wait til you see Taylor fling himself to the ground after he pulled Grahams shirt. I thought that sniper was after him again!

Di Canio slapped him twice round the head before K.O. That rattled the lipless, smarmy, casino-debt-ridden cnut! lol

mowgli
14-04-13, 10:07 PM
have the locals worked out the sh!tstorm milliband created happened to coincide with him pissing off to america to live & work??

L14MNP
14-04-13, 10:12 PM
have the locals worked out the sh!tstorm milliband created happened to coincide with him pissing off to america to live & work??

All seems to have died down. The leader of the Durham Miners has backed down on wanting his banner returned, the child. He wrongly assumed he was speaking for all of them, when he came out with his views.

A small section of our support still say they won't return whilst Di Canio is in charge, which is a shame, because some are lads that have been going for a long time, or are important in our support. Like the bloke that runs/ran? the Manchester branch of the SAFCSA. I guess we will win some of them over, but if the others can't get behind the team unless a dinosaur of a manager with zero gameplan is sleepwalking us towards relegation, then I know I speak for the majority when I say they can get ****ed.

Milliband was a disgrace. He already had that cushy American charity job lined up, but had to drag the club through the mud for his own benefit. We are not used to being on the front page. We leave that to our dear neighbours. lol

As they say, never trust a politician!

mowgli
14-04-13, 10:15 PM
ok, his family are jewish, but the italians weren't really bad fascists....like the german ones...

i'd like to speak to some of the durham miners (are any durham pits still open?) and find out their views... i bet not one of them actually likes immigrants, apart from the local takeaway owner, cos, like he's different

L14MNP
14-04-13, 10:22 PM
ok, his family are jewish, but the italians weren't really bad fascists....like the german ones...

i'd like to speak to some of the durham miners (are any durham pits still open?) and find out their views... i bet not one of them actually likes immigrants, apart from the local takeaway owner, cos, like he's different

The pits are all closed. We built the ground on one.

I would ask my mates dad, he's an old pitman, but he dislikes football. lol

Outdated views imo. Plus, Italian political views widely differ to our own and everyone is entitled to an opinion.

PDC is not a racist, and that's enough for me. I am unsure what to make of him distancing himself from fascist links, that's probably pressure from the club.

grooge
14-04-13, 11:27 PM
couldnt care less about the premier league relegation wise or who wins but newcastle gubbed my accumulator today! had to lump it big on the spanish games tonight to make up for it! lol

L14MNP
14-04-13, 11:39 PM
couldnt care less about the premier league

That's how I feel about the SPL. lol

grooge
15-04-13, 12:52 AM
That's how I feel about the SPL. lol

you n me both haha i'm a rangers man so 3rd division for me this season and apart from that its whatever teams on my coupon!

although i do get fond of teams that i bet on often. i've always liked accrington stanley after they won me some good amounts when i was younger lol

L14MNP
15-04-13, 02:08 AM
I was gonna say all of Scottish football. lol Bet you liked the SPL when you were in with a shout of winning it, and playing CL footy though!

Accrington Stanley. Who are they?...

Andy
15-04-13, 08:13 AM
Exactly.....................

grooge
15-04-13, 08:29 AM
even then it was ****e lol bar the old firm games of course. and as you say champions league n the eufa cup run.

to be honest i dont even know where accrington is apart from its in england lol as i said i only like them because years ago back when i was maybe 16 or 17 they were the last team on my accumulator and it was the first one i'd ever won i think. if im honest i'm probably more into betting than football lol

L14MNP
15-04-13, 12:10 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/28ujz9u.jpg

So many images and videos of the fools attacking police and street furniture, etc. Not to mention a defenceless animal. Shaming themselves once again.

This is why we call you SCUM.

This horse PS made me lol mind.

Andy
15-04-13, 01:31 PM
Millwall been at it too,been brawling with each other and ripping their own stadium to bits.As i say its starting again....

L14MNP
15-04-13, 01:34 PM
Millwall been at it too,been brawling with each other and ripping their own stadium to bits.As i say its starting again....

Miwwaww caused less damage and had more to play for. lol

I came up with this. Needs some work like. We definitley need to get some horse songs going. The words to 'Blaydon Races' have already been changed. lol

Stick a pastie in me pocket
I'll nick the bed sheet off me mam
cos if ya want the board oot
and the horses knocked oot then alreet am ya man
why we all do this is a mystery
it's like the shoes on me hands and the stains from me tea
but we're the ones who make the North East berks
why do only barcodes knee-jerk

alala lala lala lalala lalalala lalalalalala

Edd
15-04-13, 04:45 PM
WTF does this fool thinks he's up to? lol he has no idea how stupid he looks

http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr359/EDDRODGERS/Screenshot_2013-04-15-16-31-01.png

L14MNP
15-04-13, 05:07 PM
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/11940_485024134886639_667839800_n.jpg

The Mags. Truly the gift that never stops giving.

L14MNP
15-04-13, 05:10 PM
Did you see all of that btw Edd? The video of that incident (I know there's loads of embarassing moments from yesterday, so it may take some finding) shows that stuipd owld **** being decked by the law as soon as he punches the innocent horse.

Notice how there's not a peep of bother from the Red and White army.

No other supporters in the world would do this ****. Small time mentality, small time classless club.

Edd
15-04-13, 06:54 PM
I ain't seen any of it, seen the result and haven't watched the TVs, read a paper or looked at a sport app lol and won't for a week

brainsnova
15-04-13, 08:02 PM
Anyone that punches a horse should be pinned down so the horse can **** on them

Edd
15-04-13, 08:41 PM
Probably Sunderscum fans with Newcastle shirts on

L14MNP
15-04-13, 11:34 PM
Probably Sunderscum fans with Newcastle shirts on

Sure. Not like those cavemen don't have previous for smashing the place up and rioting when they get humiliated.

If you knew anything about Newcastle, mags etc you would be only too aware of this.
I'd say keep watching what Sky want you to see, but even they want that ****e yesterday to be know worldwide.

I'll say it again, Sunderland were not involved. Noone but you, anywhere has suggested otherwise.

Like I say. that's why they're known as scum. It's a well-earned title.

Safc fans were behind the barrier being led to the train station, and cos the Mags couldn't get at them, they attacked the police - and a horse.

Truly the shame of a nation, and this will not be forgotten for a long time.

Horse punching bellends. 0-3 ya ****ers. Humiliated on your own patch.h

mowgli
16-04-13, 07:31 AM
Probably Sunderscum fans with Newcastle shirts on

i doubt this... but apparently in northern ireland, some of the hardest protestant thugs wear celtic shirts

L14MNP
18-04-13, 10:48 AM
Keep an eye on the local press if you're in the N.E or Yorks. We're sending Bud the horse some boxes of 'Paolo' mints, courtesy of the SMB forum. I need to collect them from one of the lads shops today, then print the new labels and then another lad is taking them from me at the match, and is going to hand-deliver them to the W Yorks stables lol.

Someone asked about donations/carrots etc but was told send no money, although they do like Polos. :)

Even SSN and Setanta have been retweeting the plans. Not that our club - and more importantly, supporters really receive much bad press, but this can't hurt - hopefully it will show a few that not all football supporters are the same, and other clubs followers would never be so ****ing dense and inconsiderate.

Bud may also be making a guest appearance at the next Wear Tyne derby. :d

L14MNP
20-04-13, 06:30 PM
Boom!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/20130420_155350_zps91b0af67.jpg

Edd
21-04-13, 07:28 PM
WTF was this fool up to today? lol fcuking biting people?!!!!

http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr359/EDDRODGERS/Suarez-bites-Ivanovic-1846142.jpg

mowgli
21-04-13, 08:42 PM
this was on the bbc news pages yesterday..... its ridiculous....but sadly true.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-22230355

i hope he got time for contempt of court

L14MNP
21-04-13, 09:03 PM
WTF was this fool up to today? lol fcuking biting people?!!!!

http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr359/EDDRODGERS/Suarez-bites-Ivanovic-1846142.jpg

He has previous for it too. Horrible little rat-faced cheat. lol

L14MNP
21-04-13, 09:05 PM
this was on the bbc news pages yesterday..... its ridiculous....but sadly true.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-22230355

i hope he got time for contempt of court

We really hurt them by thumping them in their own pig sty, but as you say, he should be found in contempt as nothing other than the evidence at hand should be considered by a jury.

The ****ing clownshoe.

L14MNP
21-04-13, 09:11 PM
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7348/53389210152757927755243.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/551388_10151589051181469_2079254621_n.jpg
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd292/Blyth143/991261D1-ACCC-4903-8A89-5CA44C9C255C-1037-00000113610FE278_zpsfe3cf3ea.jpg
http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/gallery/gimages/sunderland-fan-horse-2.jpg

mowgli
21-04-13, 09:15 PM
that idiot has opened the toon up for the same sort of stick the monkey hangers get.....

L14MNP
21-04-13, 09:16 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/2gwunn4.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/2wgeyxx.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/2ywh3iv.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/xdp4k.jpg

mowgli
21-04-13, 09:17 PM
ok enough already, we get the joke......lol

L14MNP
21-04-13, 09:18 PM
that idiot has opened the toon up for the same sort of stick the monkey hangers get.....

Much worse imo. They always embarass themselves and give us cause to laugh. This time they have exceeded all expectation.

Next derby, home or away, there will be horse heeds everywhere! lol

L14MNP
21-04-13, 09:19 PM
ok enough already, we get the joke......lol

lol lol You can't help but laugh though! Be there was neigh money in that ATM. :/

L14MNP
21-04-13, 09:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/20130419_213705_zpsedf98d05.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/20130419_214253_zps2dab5c20.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/20130419_214326_zps8f6566b3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/20130419_214402_zps1fc64734.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/20130419_214632_zps9bacc10d.jpg

L14MNP
21-04-13, 09:26 PM
As previously said, these are for Bud the police horse and I gave them to a lad after the match yesterday who is handing them over to the West Yorks Police stables, where Bud lives, some time this week.

More embarassment for the Horse Punchers. lol

mowgli
21-04-13, 09:27 PM
4 games left.
villa away
stoke home
southampton home
spurs away

i reckon you should manage to lose only 1.. but winning the other 3 might be tough...

has your manager got a suit sponsor yet??? like a dry cleaners lol

mowgli
21-04-13, 09:30 PM
As previously said, these are for Bud the police horse and I gave them to a lad after the match yesterday who is handing them over to the West Yorks Police stables, where Bud lives, some time this week.

More embarassment for the Horse Punchers. lol

its like the old saying.... you only have to shag one sheep to get a reputation...

i have to admit the mints are well done. i assume the media are informed.

L14MNP
21-04-13, 09:39 PM
4 games left.
villa away
stoke home
southampton home
spurs away

i reckon you should manage to lose only 1.. but winning the other 3 might be tough...

has your manager got a suit sponsor yet??? like a dry cleaners lol

I fancy us to get something from all but Spurs. No Bale though, so who knows.

We never had bad players really, just ones that were horrendously mismanaged.

3/4 points will be enough, but if we could finish closer to the top half, then that would be a potentially catastrophic season well turned around.

He looked after his suit yesterday, just jumped about like a nutter and came onto the pitch at FT after shaking everyines hand/slalping thrm, to applaud all of the supporters.

I am sure Ellis Short would pony up (lulz) for a new suit every game if we keep on playing like this!

Speaking of Ellis, he was out on the drink in town last night. Then left an £1800 tip at an Indian restaurant in Seaham and paid for everybodies meals. He never ended up pissed out of his skull and half-naked like Ashley.

Both billionaires (Ashley may not be now?) but you can't buy class. :d

L14MNP
21-04-13, 09:41 PM
its like the old saying.... you only have to shag one sheep to get a reputation...

i have to admit the mints are well done. i assume the media are informed.

The media are, yeah. A lot of interest. lol It's all just a bit of fun really.

Well done? Cheers. Cut out with a scalpel and stuck on with Pritt-Stick.
I was sick of my life. lol

mowgli
21-04-13, 09:48 PM
ahh.. proper cut & paste for once...

L14MNP
21-04-13, 09:50 PM
ahh.. proper cut & paste for once...

Very good! lol

Half of the kids on here have probably never had to do similar that didn't involve a computer.

mowgli
21-04-13, 09:54 PM
i used to cut & paste brochure proofs in the late 80's & early 90's for the tractor dealership i worked for.. we used to make them look surprisingly good.. and it only took 10 minutes to make them.. obviously we then had to drive to the printers, a trip of 5 minutes.....i bet most people can't manage that with a decent package & emailing them these days... and i used to get to look at the fit receptionist at the printers too lol

Edd
21-04-13, 09:59 PM
I'd rather have a few mindless horse bashing fans than a fascist Mafia linked crazy Italian in charge

The scoreline was embarrassing yes, I thought the knee slide down the touchline was on par tho, nothing like playing up for the cameras

L14MNP
21-04-13, 10:01 PM
i used to cut & paste brochure proofs in the late 80's & early 90's for the tractor dealership i worked for.. we used to make them look surprisingly good.. and it only took 10 minutes to make them.. obviously we then had to drive to the printers, a trip of 5 minutes.....i bet most people can't manage that with a decent package & emailing them these days... and i used to get to look at the fit receptionist at the printers too lol

Perving on shop workers. Something that you definitley don't get with Vista Print. :(

I sound old, but so what. Artists hand drawn images on brouchures/manuals/post cards etc were so much better than this CGi crap!

mowgli
21-04-13, 10:05 PM
i agree.....we also used to get deliveries from tracy, the washer woman... she also brought nuts & bolts

she was very nice [to be read in a borat voice]

L14MNP
21-04-13, 10:06 PM
I'd rather have a few mindless horse bashing fans than a fascist Mafia linked crazy Italian in charge

The scoreline was embarrassing yes, I thought the knee slide down the touchline was on par tho, nothing like playing up for the cameras

Wahey! Mafia links? lollol As for the score, it could easily have been twice that, and everyone knows this.

An adult punching a horse comes under a title other than 'embarasing', mate!

Paolo would celebrate like that even if he was managing a Sunday League team. He is a passionate bloke who likes to celebrate with his players, staff and supporters.

Compare this to the small-time antics of Pardew (straight over, goading our bench, and that fat, gurning mess, Carver.)

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=123bdbr&s=6

Speaks volumes. (Won't link from my phone. It's a nice short video clip though. Watch it.)

L14MNP
21-04-13, 10:10 PM
BTW Edd, mind the gap - it's only gonna grow, and keep looking doon.

Edd
21-04-13, 10:10 PM
0-3 flattered you. The end.

L14MNP
21-04-13, 10:16 PM
0-3 flattered you. The end.

Hahaha. You never even watched it. Your comments are irrelevant.
You strike me as the type who will take in all of that 1992 anti-SAFC bile from The Mag/Rrue Faith/Toontastic/Lee Ryder etc and if not, I have just rhymed off some nice, deluded places you will be right at home.

0-3 flattered one team, and it certainly wasn't mine.

Gannin doon! ;) (I note your little digs at SAFC 'definitley' being relegated have stopped.)

Hahaha.

L14MNP
24-04-13, 11:44 PM
Paolos now received by Bud. Keep an eye out for a happy horse on a Facebook/Twitter etc near you.

Plenty pics, and t's currently going viral.

Geddin! lol

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/picture.php?albumid=502&pictureid=2816

Edd
25-04-13, 01:07 PM
^^^^^^^ yawn fcuking Paolo crap lol

Back on to real football matters.........

10 games for the bite is too much IMO

And I loved watching Bayern ruin Barca, Messi was the worst player on the pitch lol

Lee H
27-04-13, 07:34 PM
In before Liam to lol at Newcastle!!

Edd
27-04-13, 07:37 PM
gutted

terrible performance

relegation is a serious possibility now

the only hope is that Wigan and Villa keep losing

no confidence
no discipline
utter crap

cue Liam with all the tiresome Paolo crap

L14MNP
27-04-13, 09:04 PM
gutted

terrible performance

relegation is a serious possibility now

the only hope is that Wigan and Villa keep losing

no confidence
no discipline
utter crap

cue Liam with all the tiresome Paolo crap

Wigan drew. Why Paolo? NUFC are trying their hardest to send themselves down.

Why care anyway, they aren't your team and never will be - be thankful. lollol Bet you will be praying for an SAFC victory on Monday!

BTW, it's not tiresome up here. The Mags are a laughing stock - again.
Live in the area and you may understand the 'banter'.

Edd
27-04-13, 09:08 PM
Yawn. :p

L14MNP
27-04-13, 09:11 PM
Yawn. :p

I can't even call you a supporter. Seriously why bother? :/ lol

Edd
27-04-13, 09:25 PM
lol

i don't think its just up there that they are a laughing stock tbh

that performance was the worst in very long time imo

need another win, but i cant see where thats going to come from atm, arsenal on the last day as well ffs

L14MNP
27-04-13, 09:26 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/IMG-20130427-WA0011_zps664482f4.jpg

Edd
27-04-13, 09:28 PM
most had done that waay before final whistle by the looks of it

in the space of a week, ive lost £60 to my dad lol

L14MNP
27-04-13, 09:31 PM
most had done that waay before final whistle by the looks of it

in the space of a week, ive lost £60 to my dad lol

Yeah. Courtesy of the SMB, as per. lol

Your dad is a good man. You certainly 'backed the wrong horse'.

Glory hunting gone wrong. Love it. lol

Edd
27-04-13, 09:33 PM
4 points badly needed from 3 games

and yes please beet villa lol

L14MNP
27-04-13, 09:37 PM
4 points badly needed from 3 games

and yes please beet villa lol

I looked at the scums fixtures after we won at thr wongadome, and I find it hard to see where four points will come from...

I never want Sunderland to lose, even when it benefits Newcastle.

I think we have enough about us to beat Villa. A point will do though.

L14MNP
27-04-13, 09:59 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/IMG-20130427-WA0013_zps94c768da.jpg

L14MNP
27-04-13, 10:15 PM
Horse Punchers 0-6 Arm Munchers

lol lol lol

Edd
27-04-13, 10:16 PM
lol lol lol

mowgli
28-04-13, 11:09 AM
come on people... you must be able to find a pic and caption it 'i could eat a horse'

L14MNP
28-04-13, 11:40 AM
come on people... you must be able to find a pic and caption it 'i could eat a horse'

I'll leave that for Tesco. Our self proclaimed 'pride of the land' neighbours prefer to just assault them. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvFnc-AEaI

BTW Edd, The Angel, Milenium BRidge, Baltic, Sage, Hilton etc are not in Newcastle.
See how they attempt to claim them though? Pricks. lol

Andy
29-04-13, 02:24 PM
Have i missed this thread LOL

L14MNP
29-04-13, 09:24 PM
This isn't going to plan! I hate to see us lose, and never wish for it, but I know NUFC will be worrying more than us after toniht.

Same old Sunlun!

mowgli
29-04-13, 09:39 PM
the losers are getting more desparate by the day.... i was watching the report this morning on the reading vs. qpr car crash... harry redknapp knows how to run a football team. fact. so i can only guess 'tony fernandes' is buying a right load of players in the hope that he can win something... it was shocking as a game. 2 crap sides & neither could score

L14MNP
29-04-13, 09:41 PM
Thoroughly played off the park tonight. Sess red carded. We haven't had a sniff all second half

Villa have looked a lot better lately, but not this good! lol

I hoped for a point tonight!

mowgli
29-04-13, 09:42 PM
dangit. i was hoping the villa were going to lose.. cos having listened to the radio wm fan shows, they sound suicidal when they win...

L14MNP
29-04-13, 09:58 PM
dangit. i was hoping the villa were going to lose.. cos having listened to the radio wm fan shows, they sound suicidal when they win...

That accent sounds horrible no matter what the result! lol

Villa can beat Norwich. Mags and Wigan get a point or win and we play Monday night under a cloud and nervous as ****.

KTF!

Edd
29-04-13, 11:12 PM
Made my day lol

Going to be tight now, hopefully Wigan **** up lol

L14MNP
29-04-13, 11:47 PM
Made my day lol

Going to be tight now, hopefully Wigan **** up lol

It shouldn't have...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/table_zps20358402.png (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/ManorQuay/media/table_zps20358402.png.html)

Losing Sess is a blow, but we have an easier run-in than NUFC and I think we will pick up the required points, plus we can even take a hiding like that and still, the other teams in the mix would kill for our superior goal difference.

Tonight was all part of our master plan to send the scum down. ;-)

novalew
30-04-13, 06:19 AM
The villa boys are staying up. UTV

L14MNP
30-04-13, 10:50 AM
The villa boys are staying up. UTV

Hopefully. Along with Sunderland and Wigan. :lol:

L14MNP
06-05-13, 10:34 PM
Game on!

Canny point and second half performance from us tonight, considering how hopeless things looked at half time.

As with any match I miss, I'm gutted I wasn't there!

Edd
06-05-13, 10:38 PM
Norwich deffo involved now as well

Toon in the zone if Wigan win tomorrow

going to be very tight

and if anyone is honest, no team down there is looking any good (maybe wigan)

L14MNP
06-05-13, 11:03 PM
Agreed. At least we can score though!

Highly ironic considering no captain all season, no Sess, no Gardner, no Fletch.

John O'Shea ftw! lol

mk1nova_rich
29-05-13, 10:06 PM
lolz at how poor England are!!

Andy
30-05-13, 05:15 PM
on the highlights they were pathetic

mk1nova_rich
30-05-13, 05:56 PM
So were Ireland in the second half to be honest, but their first half performance earned them the draw. I put £2.50 on a 1-1 draw so happy days lol 3-1 to Brazil on Sunday I reckon...

Edd
31-05-13, 12:48 PM
Be more than 3-1 to Brazil if England play like other night, crap

mk1nova_rich
31-05-13, 04:16 PM
If its not cancelled lol save them some embarassment if it is

L14MNP
16-06-13, 09:33 PM
Joe Kinnear.

What a tin pot, small time club!

Andy
16-06-13, 09:36 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL lol lol lol

L14MNP
16-06-13, 09:38 PM
Might get mesel a few bob on. Pardwho to be booted and JFK to take over* until end of season.

lololol

Andy
16-06-13, 09:38 PM
Honee monsta better odds!
or this fella?
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1585674.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Paul%20Gascoigne-1585674.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=PbenEaCjF-4s6M&tbnid=OWhWFE4PbyNPUM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-news%2Fpaul-gascoigne-in-rehab-for-alcoholism-after-1586475&ei=hiK-Uc3uOciY0AX52YC4Cw&bvm=bv.47883778,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNFlRI1Ki12gZTBmxEmdvf50c0Es6Q&ust=1371501569454975)

Edd
16-06-13, 09:41 PM
Joe Kinnear.

What a tin pot, small time club!

King kev, gazza and Shearer signed for next season as well can't wait

mowgli
16-06-13, 09:42 PM
**** the bed, i had to check the properties of that pic, as i didn't recognise him....

its about time they stopped listening to the fans or the owner & put in a decent manager with enough bollocks to make some hard decisions & make the club what it thinks it is.

Andy
16-06-13, 09:42 PM
Relegation signed for next season as well can't wait
I thought that too...........

Edd
16-06-13, 09:43 PM
Me too lol

Andy
16-06-13, 09:44 PM
**** the bed, i had to check the properties of that pic, as i didn't recognise him....

its about time they stopped listening to the fans or the owner & put in a decent manager with enough bollocks to make some hard decisions & make the club what it thinks it is.

Joking aside,i couldn't believe it too.

mowgli
16-06-13, 09:47 PM
someone called rusty gates is returning too [link] (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2341823/Famous-St-James-Park-gates-return-Newcastle-Uniteds-ground.html) .....lol

that will make them champions for sure....

Andy
16-06-13, 09:57 PM
wont be long before the fans smash them off and weigh them in after getting beat by sunderland again lol

mowgli
16-06-13, 09:59 PM
lol

Andy
16-06-13, 10:01 PM
Ask liam what they did last time,and many times before to their own city centre!

L14MNP
16-06-13, 10:01 PM
Me too lol

More matches on your season ca....

Oh wait. lol

I hear they are gonna 'boycoutt'. Shoes off if ya luv tha tooon! lol lol

Such an embarrassment to my area.

L14MNP
16-06-13, 10:02 PM
Ask liam what they did last time,and many times before to their own city centre!

Just a few pissed kids from Benwell, that man. Honest...

Hope that fat mess of an SAFC turncoat, Beefy, is crying into his bloated kite atm. lol

Andy
16-06-13, 10:06 PM
http://www.nufc.com/images/2007-08images/beefy__mike_ashley.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=beefy%2Bnufc&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=ETTEssRimsGKJM&tbnid=foO8fMLwL6UuqM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nufc.com%2Fhtml%2F2007-08html%2F2007-11-10mackems-a.html&ei=xii-UbvQCumT0AW6koDwCg&bvm=bv.47883778,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNEbBEU4yAbdB3HwcoXbVW-L1wsM6A&ust=1371503126983486)
Proud moments

L14MNP
16-06-13, 10:08 PM
looool

Alreet Beefy la! Hows the So. Shields SAFC SA going these days, you still do much?
I only ask as you're a founding member, and drove the bus to the Milk Cup final.
You must be one loyal fan!

L14MNP
17-06-13, 03:09 PM
Wonga!

http://i.imgur.com/GToOSIJ.jpg

L14MNP
24-07-13, 11:17 AM
FOOTBALL

The Lads Vs Spuds on Sky Sports in the Asia Trophy. :) K.O in about 20 mins.

Ha'way newbies. Have a good game!

L14MNP
24-07-13, 01:08 PM
3-1 Sunlun now. 5 secs normal time to go.

Could have been 5 or 6.

F.T. :d

Andy
24-07-13, 02:26 PM
nice one.
As per discussion other day liam....might sort a dream team league on here for shiz and giggles for anyone who wants a lol

turbojolt
24-07-13, 02:32 PM
I watched the women's England vs Russia game a few days ago, there was a fit bird with her nipples poking through her top, best football game ever fact!!!!!!!

L14MNP
24-07-13, 07:17 PM
I watched the women's England vs Russia game a few days ago, there was a fit bird with her nipples poking through her top, best football game ever fact!!!!!!!

Not even many of them are lookers, and they all have the touch of a rapist. Fact.

Women's football is ****e. (Sunderland A.F.C Ladies are one of the most successful, too, and I still don't care.)

Andy, it will be a smaller league than the SPL! lol

I bet Sunlun aren't invited back to the Asia Trophy, for spoiling the Premier League's planned City Vs Spuds final. lol
If we are, we should opt out. Just as we did two years running with the Intertoto Cup.

Andy
24-07-13, 07:20 PM
At least it will be more competitive than the spl mind lol lol lol

L14MNP
24-07-13, 07:39 PM
At least it will be more competitive than the spl mind lol lol lol

The McCain Oven Chip Sunday Afternoon All Under 8 League even would be. lol

christurboo
28-07-13, 08:15 PM
mackems classing these games as europen aswell lmao, Shola Ameobi has played more games in Europe than Sunderland themselves

L14MNP
28-07-13, 08:28 PM
mackems classing these games as europen aswell lmao, Shola Ameobi has played more games in Europe than Sunderland themselves

Noone I know is. Sunderland were more than equal to Spurs and City, throughout the majority of the games.
No shame at all. Anyway, we tire of beating Man City all.of the time. Let them win one every now and then.

Horse Punchers were classing a friendly that you lost, naturally, against some little euro club fro. A crap league, as a tough game just because they had qualified for the Champions League.

Or classing the Intertoto Certificate as an honour. The no-mark competition that we turned down, twice.
Scott Parker looked well chuffed to be holding it...

Signed noone. Ran by muppets, supported by cavemen and ****ing skint. NUFC are a never-ending joke.

Any chance of seeing all of these European honours?

Your trophy cabinet has less in it than ours. Historically, we are the most successful of the two clubs, and the sixth most successful league club ever. Also the last of us to win anything of note, and the holder of the largest away win in league history. Yet still you 'brag'. Your lot are an embarassment to our region.

9-1 you shoe waving, boycoutting, pastie munching, death-threat making, phone box smashing, messiah worshipping, glass bottle throwing, horse punching, Sunday leage invading (and you and I know there are SO many more) clownshoe.

mowgli
28-07-13, 09:50 PM
sod all this my northeast team is better than yours stuff.... did any of you lot watch the womens euro final today???

ok, germany won 1-0. but there was a mighty clash between the norwegan striker & the german goalie ( who i think could easily play in a top flight blokes team), they showed it again in slo-mo & the german goalie took a norwegan boot full power up the ****........... the bloke with the magic sponge really didn't know where to rub her, but fair play, she got up & carried on..

the main dissapointment for me was at the end, they didn't swap shirts!!!!! lol

mk1nova_rich
28-07-13, 10:08 PM
Not seen the final but watched a few of the group games...I was pleasantly surprised at how few butch lesbians there were lol I put one game on and my first thought was there is 66 holes I would love a go at

Edd
28-07-13, 10:41 PM
Toon for the title

L14MNP
28-07-13, 10:43 PM
Nah, birds can't play football.

Would rather watch them in volleyball, tennis etc.

I agree re: N.E dick swinging, mowgli. Our friends up the road are not known for their modesty though. What they feel they have to shout about, I will never know.

Like I say, the way some go on, they give the vast majority the impression we all act that way.

At least true football supporters and those with a little knowledge, know it not to be the case.

L14MNP
28-07-13, 10:44 PM
Toon for the title

In 2014/15 maybe...

You 1992ooner. ;)

Edd
29-07-13, 06:56 PM
With the obsession you have with Newcastle United football club you might as well support them I reckon

L14MNP
29-07-13, 07:01 PM
With the obsession you have with Newcastle United football club you might as well support them I reckon

Not that you would know, but growing up in Tyne and Wear in the 90's, it was so easy to jump ship and become a turncoat.
Many did.

I have suffered through four relegations and countless seasons of struggle, whilst watching SAFC.

You meanwhile were happy to wash your hands of a random team you chose, just because you thought they were going places, after one relegation.

I know more about both clubs (and many others) than you ever will, mate.

Don't tell me who to support, you plastic Sky-boy.

Edd
29-07-13, 07:09 PM
Woah there

http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr359/EDDRODGERS/3000100-high_horse.jpg

L14MNP
29-07-13, 07:13 PM
Woah there

All of the poor Police horses will have to be bred like that in future, thanks to the unrealistic, brainfarts that follow the Cartoon Army.

Your local teams are coming up, show them some support, by actually attending matches and funding the club.
Not sitting on your **** in a pub hundreds of miles.away. lol

****ing Sky ruined football. Plastics are breeding like there's no tomorrow.

_Jake
29-07-13, 07:46 PM
I dont like football and ive opened the thread, what now?

L14MNP
29-07-13, 08:00 PM
I dont like football and ive opened the thread, what now?

lol Nowt to do with me mate. Hobbit decided on the name.

I hate ther term 'banter'.

christurboo
29-07-13, 10:03 PM
I dont like football and ive opened the thread, what now?

close it and go polish your 206?

christurboo
29-07-13, 10:10 PM
Noone I know is. Sunderland were more than equal to Spurs and City, throughout the majority of the games.
No shame at all. Anyway, we tire of beating Man City all.of the time. Let them win one every now and then.

Horse Punchers were classing a friendly that you lost, naturally, against some little euro club fro. A crap league, as a tough game just because they had qualified for the Champions League.

Or classing the Intertoto Certificate as an honour. The no-mark competition that we turned down, twice.
Scott Parker looked well chuffed to be holding it...

Signed noone. Ran by muppets, supported by cavemen and ****ing skint. NUFC are a never-ending joke.

Any chance of seeing all of these European honours?

Your trophy cabinet has less in it than ours. Historically, we are the most successful of the two clubs, and the sixth most successful league club ever. Also the last of us to win anything of note, and the holder of the largest away win in league history. Yet still you 'brag'. Your lot are an embarassment to our region.

9-1 you shoe waving, boycoutting, pastie munching, death-threat making, phone box smashing, messiah worshipping, glass bottle throwing, horse punching, Sunday leage invading (and you and I know there are SO many more) clownshoe.


signed none yes, but how many did we sign in january and how many did you sign? how many proven players you signed in this transfer window and please dont say Jozy cameltoe as hes utter poo.

Ran by muppets i agree, but skint? Pashtey is tight but not skint sure were in the top 40 richest clubs??

9-1 thats as bad as me saying 5-1, if you had of said 3-0 then fair enough you deserved that win although cisse was onside for the equaliser and vaughn was offside for the 3rd.

ill end it on a brighter note.........RYAN TAYLOR OVER THE WALL.....even shola scored haha

L14MNP
29-07-13, 11:16 PM
Will answer properly when not on a dying phone...

Your equaliser in the last derby was not even a free kick in the first place.
Something that is always overlooked.

I am disappointed in the supporters who dismissed us, with the famous 'Man United are our rivals now' bull****.
How far the 'Barcelona of the North' have fallen, eh!

Take a closer look. Our entire scouting network is new. Fittest players in the league (not saying anywhere near best)
Angeleri and co. are making all of the right moves. I am disappointed we lost Mig, mind.

Meanwhile, that odious, no-lipped, desperate Cockney ****er Pardew has no game plan of his own, and has resorted to copying our training methods.

You can keep your January signings, noone wants them. You can't even tempt that mercenary Darren B£nt to your 'wee club'. lol

Still, chin up. Maybe Alan Carr's dad will unearth some more unknown French internationals.

Hobbit
30-07-13, 06:50 AM
lol Nowt to do with me mate. Hobbit decided on the name.

I hate ther term 'banter'.

Better?

Andy
30-07-13, 08:29 AM
Discrimination by association? lol

L14MNP
30-07-13, 10:05 AM
Better?

No. lol Overpaid is one word.

Jack
30-07-13, 10:12 AM
Rugby > Football.

Discuss lol

L14MNP
30-07-13, 10:16 AM
Rugby > Football.

Discuss lol

Rugby players are tough *******s. League especially. Ask Andy. lol

Not every footballer goes on like a pampered little faggot, though.

Surely that's not too hard for 90% of this website to understand. lol

TeddyThom
30-07-13, 11:19 AM
Rugby > Football.

Discuss lol

http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy173/teddythom/577168_613551242010088_1537298501_n_zps7af42e08.jp g (http://s789.photobucket.com/user/teddythom/media/577168_613551242010088_1537298501_n_zps7af42e08.jp g.html)

:thumb:

Spudly
31-07-13, 06:58 PM
Rugby > Football.

Discuss lol



I had this discussion with the footy/rugby mad peeps at work, and not one of them could answer why, if theyre too separate entities, rugby clubs are rugby union football clubs, one guy was even wearing a shirt that had RUFC on it!

Case closed imo lol

mowgli
31-07-13, 07:19 PM
only cos you lot play girls touch rugby, whereas the rest of the country play proper blokes rugby.......

mk1nova_rich
14-08-13, 05:24 PM
I predict a draw tonight lol

On the subject of football, does anyone fancy having a PNG Fantasy Football mini-league?

Edd
14-08-13, 05:43 PM
Sun dream team mini league

I reckon that would be good

Only problem is it might be crap with 4 teams in a league lol think that's the total of football lovers on here

Andy
14-08-13, 05:44 PM
I predict a draw tonight lol

On the subject of football, does anyone fancy having a PNG Fantasy Football mini-league?
I was saying to liam we should get one going.Im up for it

mk1nova_rich
14-08-13, 06:50 PM
I'll set one up and put a thread up in Muppet Corner...unless someone else fancies doing it?!

Edd
14-08-13, 07:10 PM
Ive created a league

See other thread in Muppet for details

Let's hope we get more than 4 teams lol

Entering must be done before the 17th

L14MNP
15-08-13, 01:12 PM
At least we will still be more competitive than the SPL. lol

Andy
15-08-13, 05:49 PM
At least we will still be more competitive than the SPL. lol
:eek: #stolen!!!

lol

mk1nova_rich
20-08-13, 06:33 AM
Edd's going down lollol

Edd
20-08-13, 06:56 AM
Great first game of the season

L14MNP
21-08-13, 09:02 AM
Great first game of the season

Agreed.

Now go and follow Yeovil, bandwagoner.

Edd
21-08-13, 09:21 AM
Fcuking yawn

L14MNP
21-08-13, 09:44 AM
Fcuking yawn

You said it. Fancy being a glory hunter and managing to **** it up. lol lol

Hobbit
21-08-13, 10:42 AM
Agreed.

Now go and follow Yeovil, bandwagoner.

He's probably closer to Bristol.

L14MNP
21-08-13, 02:28 PM
He's probably closer to Bristol.

He is. Yeovil are now plying their trade in the second tier though, so may be worth his time.
Both are a helluva lot closer than Newcastle, that's for certain.

Who knows how these peoples minds work.

I couldn't imagine just picking a team out of a hat...

L14MNP
23-08-13, 11:44 PM
Ha'way the lads!

Gan on Paolo lad, stick it reet up the know-nowt cnuts! :)

Andy
24-08-13, 11:30 AM
Norwich at home today for us.Hope we win,chelsea 2nd half showed promise so hopefully were in with a shout.
And COME ON YOUUUUUU ULLLLLLL at Wembley today in the rugby league challenge cup final,cracking the cans shortly am I! haha

mk1nova_rich
24-08-13, 12:35 PM
Norwich at home today for us.Hope we win,chelsea 2nd half showed promise so hopefully were in with a shout.
And COME ON YOUUUUUU ULLLLLLL at Wembley today in the rugby league challenge cup final,cracking the cans shortly am I! haha

Bring it on, Hull FC fan for the day lol just put a tenner on them also at 5/2. They will deserve it if they play like last time :thumb:

mowgli
24-08-13, 01:26 PM
oh crap.... is it the winter already??? it must be cos the footy is back on....


i see that hull have now lost their unique claim to immortality... you can now colour in part of their name like all the other teams.... its the end of an era.. mind you, a tiger isn't what i word associate with the word hull.... i always think of an emu

Andy
24-08-13, 03:52 PM
mike mowgli's childhood memories aw lol

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/867690/thumbs/o-ROD-HULL-570.jpg?5 (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=p4sOxLILhh2cWM&tbnid=eT8UEt-ABDu3lM:&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.co.uk%2F2012%2 F11%2F18%2Frod-hull-used-emu-puppet-_n_2153817.html&ei=jsgYUuj8OeOV0AX3m4D4CQ&psig=AFQjCNF_U7n3IePZWGTpngSE5L5xhqba0w&ust=1377442319094821)

Andy
24-08-13, 03:53 PM
City 1-0 up
Fc 6 points down at half time.
Still another half to go.
They have defended like heroes again.
#proudlocalnoglory****here

mowgli
24-08-13, 05:12 PM
its odd that they've not investigated the only bloke on the telly in the 70's & 80's who was actually paid to stick his hand up a bird....

the hull mascot looks like someone has fisted him....either that, or its a blowjob doll lol lol
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/HULL-CITY-FC-ROARY-THE-TIGER-MASCOT-CUDDLY-TOY-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/z/rwYAAOxy7MtRtJIQ/$(KGrHqJ,!lwFGZ-M4dR,BRtJIPqbrQ~~60_35.JPG

Andy
24-08-13, 05:46 PM
hes just shocked at the scoreline lol
http://www.kc.co.uk/images/sized/images/uploads/community-news/Sparkle%20winner%20internet-630pxx0.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=WKf3HbVU-eLiDM&tbnid=ed4RlGVD_QHxCM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kc.co.uk%2Fcommunity%2Faintho rpe-primary-school-pupil-sparkles-as-hull-city-mascot&ei=n-MYUr22Gcub0AWehoCgAQ&bvm=bv.51156542,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNEuS4Sr2Ycmxp9r5Z5ZrDWOht2IXA&ust=1377449242628606)
a better one

L14MNP
24-08-13, 08:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8&feature=youtube_gdata_player lollollol

Fair play Hull!

Andy
25-08-13, 07:24 AM
lol

mk1nova_rich
25-08-13, 03:29 PM
****ing lollol

L14MNP
27-08-13, 11:38 PM
Doing it the hard way, SAFC.

What ever happened to 'The Team of all the talents/The Bank of England Club'?! lol

Andy
28-08-13, 08:41 PM
No comment from me about our match.

L14MNP
12-09-13, 12:04 PM
So last night was the Mags testimonial match for Steve Harper (yes, he probably did start on the bench. Looool).

Joey Barton was playing dirty, surprise surprise. Went right though Di Canio. The barcode crowd were booing Paolo constantly, too.
Apparently the Mags even used substitues to try and win the game. lol

Alas, it finished 1-2 to Milan on penalties. Paolo scored. Barton missed, also Harper even missed??? lol lol

Barton has been all mouth all week, leading up to this. '5under1and' etc. Di Canio said nowt - cos it was a ****ing testimonial.
PDC was the best player on the pitch too, by every account.

That 0-3 derby win has really go under the skin of these arseholes.

Andy
12-09-13, 12:19 PM
hahaha so typically newcastle.
utter circus of an outfit

Edd
12-09-13, 12:22 PM
Yawn

L14MNP
12-09-13, 12:28 PM
hahaha so typically newcastle.
utter circus of an outfit

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/article/81268/50000-bid-fond-farewell-to-steve-harper-at-legends-charity-match

Typical of them to turn a testimonial into an anti-Sunderland night.

Check Quasimodo, Asprilla, Harper and Barton's pens. lol


Edd, yawn, really?

That's one word that can never be associated with such a joke of a club.
I assume you were there... lol

Edd
12-09-13, 12:34 PM
Your fascination worries me, you might as well just support Newcastle for the amount you go on about Toon

L14MNP
12-09-13, 12:39 PM
Your fascination worries me, you might as well just support Newcastle for the amount you go on about Toon

Again, if you lived up here you would know that both clubs fans talk about each other.
Despite NUFC claiming it is only one way. 'LALAS' @mackemlogic and 'SMB' might give you an idea this is not the case (there are many more)

I never knew the testimonial was last night, until I saw in on RTG. Considering my clubs manager was turning out for the first time in years, I think I am entitled to see how he got on.
The rest is just an added bonus. lol

Your craic is constantly the same - zero. All you ever do in these threads is post the same ****e, and hope that someone who actually supports NUFC and lives up here will wade in and fight your corner.

Noone calls them 'Toon', Skyboy.

So, which stand were you in? Do you even know who Steve Harper is? lol

L14MNP
12-09-13, 12:54 PM
Steven Taylor ‏@27StevenTaylor5m
Great to see @Joey7Barton back in a black and white shirt making a tackle on the 5under1and manger. #whatatackle

Tom pallister ‏@pallister113m
@Joey7Barton your such a legend #whatatackle pic.twitter.com/Qh7dU5kHbH

David Robinson ‏@DavidRobinson904m
Seeing @Joey7Barton crunch Paolo Di Canio was a particular highlight of #steveharperstestimonial #whatatackle #NUFC #20years

Joey Barton is now flavour of the month again? It's hard to keep up with players and fans that have more faces than a horological conservation.

It has always amused me that even their players spew bile about us.
I don't know if Harper does, but I do know one thing. He is from a pit village in Durham, traditionally a red and white stronghold.

He backed (and then punched) the wrong horse.

I still can't say or write 'he punched a horse' without bursting into laughter. MORONS.

Iain
12-09-13, 02:04 PM
I don't understand any of your posts Liam, it might as well be in a different language.

L14MNP
12-09-13, 02:39 PM
I don't understand any of your posts Liam, it might as well be in a different language.

They punch horses. http://www.flickr.com/photos/101232909@N05/9727899550/in/photostream/

Edd
12-09-13, 03:19 PM
Again yawn

Andy
12-09-13, 04:50 PM
Im sorry but I cant take anything steven taylor does or say's seriously.
They guy is a clown
Makes me laugh also how joey barton was once all the cunnts under the sun,and now hes a legend.lol

L14MNP
12-09-13, 05:46 PM
Again yawn

Yet you keep returning to the thread. When I was the last to reply, you knew it wouldn't be something you would find favourable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O7Z8Iyh834 lol lol lol

L14MNP
12-09-13, 05:49 PM
Im sorry but I cant take anything steven taylor does or say's seriously.
They guy is a clown
Makes me laugh also how joey barton was once all the cunnts under the sun,and now hes a legend.lol

Taylor is also a fake Jawdee. The ****in nutsack is a cockney, you know, the cockneys that are despised by NUFC's fans.
Any sub-standard player that spits bile about SAFC is allowed to continue plying their trade there, as the Wongaloids would rather see and hear some talentless no-mark running their mouth about the club they don't care about, than actually put in a shift on the pitch.

The Barton tackle was crap btw. Gave it his all - from behind of course - and couldn't even knock a 42 year old retired footballer off his feet.

Stick to copy and pasting poetry you collosal spenk. lol

Andy
12-09-13, 06:26 PM
LMFAO at that video hahahahahahaha lol
Has Joey Barton still got his French accent?

L14MNP
12-09-13, 06:49 PM
LMFAO at that video hahahahahahaha lol
Has Joey Barton still got his French accent?

They were chucking shoes about again last night. Although this time not in protest :|

No idea about Barton. Dunno if I even heard it the first time around. lol

[Sing Along Edd]Wooooaaaaahhhhh me lads, ya should've seen wa gurnin, Paolo slidin on the pitch, disabled fans were burnin, all the Mackems singin songs, the toon have just been pasted, gannin along the Scotswood Rooooad, to punch some horses faces.[/Sing Along Edd]

Andy
12-09-13, 06:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBgKudlYhJE

L14MNP
12-09-13, 07:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBgKudlYhJE

****ing hell. What a spunk trumpet!

SSN ripping him too. Get in! lol Mmmm Kirsty. :)

Southie
12-09-13, 07:13 PM
My question on players, are they worth the money? Gareth Bale for instance for all that money didn't even score a goal for his country the other night lol

L14MNP
12-09-13, 07:35 PM
My question on players, are they worth the money? Gareth Bale for instance for all that money didn't even score a goal for his country the other night lol

Not at all, mate. This is one thing that makes me laugh about the football haters. They seem to think that we as fans consider players to be worthy of the obscene fortunes that they earn.

I hope Bale falls flat on his monkey ****, over there.

Even kids turning out for youth teams of PL/Champ/Lg1 clubs think they have made it now. Swanning around in prestige motors etc.

http://debt.co.uk/football/wages/ Compare your wage to them if you wanna be despressed! lol

Edd
12-09-13, 07:51 PM
Steven Taylor is a better player than Gary Cahill and he started for England other night!

L14MNP
12-09-13, 08:12 PM
Steven Taylor is a better player than Gary Cahill and he started for England other night!

lol lol lol lol

Skill as a player aside, Taylor has no professional credibility.
So even if he wasn't ****e, he still wouldn't get a game.

I didn't even watch England. I do watch my local team though. Try it.

/Yawn

Southie
12-09-13, 08:17 PM
Limp, are you saying I'm a football hater lol

L14MNP
12-09-13, 08:21 PM
Limp, are you saying I'm a football hater lol

No. I know you're a dirty Yorkshire ba$tard. ;)

Following local teams is an alien thought to some 'supporters' on here, mind. lol

What I meant was the anti-sport cry babies who always rattle off the usual sh!t like who wants to watch blokes running around in shorts/all footballers are soft diving puffs/they don't deserve the money they get etc etc.

Southie
12-09-13, 08:23 PM
That's alright then, Yorkshire and proud ;)

L14MNP
12-09-13, 08:26 PM
That's alright then, Yorkshire and proud ;)


Enjoyed seeing your boys put 3? past The Smogs last season.
I was at The Riverside with a Mag mate.

Southie
12-09-13, 08:31 PM
Enjoyed seeing your boys put 3? past The Smogs last season.
I was at The Riverside with a Mag mate.

About time they had a decent start to a season, usually by Christmas though it goes tits up then they sell someone decent lol

L14MNP
12-09-13, 08:37 PM
About time they had a decent start to a season, usually by Christmas though it goes tits up then they sell someone decent lol

They'll get there. Despite my lack of love for LUFC and those damn car window stickers (what's that all about? lol) I do admire the support.
Leeds always travel in good numbers and make a right racket.

A few years in the lower leagues prove a proper fanbase, imo.

No club can claim they have amazing support until they experience this.

We still have superb support too, but not what it was. We are used to relegation and still turn out in huge numbers, but those 19 and 15 point seasons have destroyed so many long-term supporters blind faith and optimism.

A big shame!

Southie
12-09-13, 08:57 PM
Dirty chairmans, bad financial decisions over the years but the fans always stay loyal.. well the true ones do.

Burnley next so it's the war of the Roses lol

Oh and us Yorkshire fans love a car sticker... I think that's how the VW scene started pmsl

mowgli
13-09-13, 07:11 AM
of course leeds fans travel en masse.... they'll do anything to get out of leeds for a day....

Edd
22-09-13, 10:46 PM
Bye bye di Canio lol

L14MNP
23-09-13, 01:49 AM
Bye bye di Canio lol

Probably long-term good news for the club. Not something I am happy about though.