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turbojolt
12-04-13, 09:59 AM
When ever you see someone thats parked like a complete tool post a photo of it here

(got to be a photo you took yourself or a mate/family member took not masses of google images lol)

i will begin

http://i.imgur.com/syTXlMu.jpg

chrisd1986
12-04-13, 10:39 AM
you should see how they park in the village i live in, they think im weird.because i park strait lol

steviegsi
12-04-13, 10:51 AM
Took this the other night for a similar thread on another forum lol

http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx199/steviegsi/7B0161B7-1C91-4A8D-8E61-B7CEB1AF9EC7-608-0000016A44EEC0DB_zpsfcd7b89c.jpg

Jack
12-04-13, 11:15 AM
http://youparklikeacunt.com/

Edd
12-04-13, 11:15 AM
I found a disabled parking badge in a carpark on the hills few months back, I've been parking like a cnut on double yellows ever since

Chay84
12-04-13, 11:33 AM
The guy at top of my row parks his fish van and a big trailer sideways and takes up a load of parking spaces he is a proper @rse I will get a pic

Jon_nova1
12-04-13, 11:51 AM
hey! i always park like a c*nt lol

pie
12-04-13, 12:17 PM
found this fuking clown parked................

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/549591_3919432194034_1589191432_n.jpg

chrisd1986
12-04-13, 01:12 PM
I found a disabled parking badge in a carpark on the hills few months back, I've been parking like a cnut on double yellows ever since


naughty naughty lol

chrisd1986
12-04-13, 01:13 PM
hey! i always park like a c*nt lol

typical welsh man, soon as they see a sheep they just abandon there cars with the engine running lol

Southie
12-04-13, 02:11 PM
Sorry Conza lol

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555028_10151395447946309_802150880_n.jpg

pie
12-04-13, 06:22 PM
lol lol

chrisd1986
12-04-13, 06:43 PM
lllol

EwanG
12-04-13, 07:05 PM
I park like a c*nt because my mk5 golf has needed £600 spent on various scuffs that I havent done! I dont care what people think if I take two spaces or park in a parent and child space. There should be spaces for car owners that take care and cherish their cars! Bloody rant over! lol.

brainsnova
12-04-13, 07:07 PM
Sorry Conza lol

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555028_10151395447946309_802150880_n.jpg

He not got an alarm lol

Paul
12-04-13, 08:04 PM
I will continue to park at the back of car parks as twunts cant park and i don't want a scratch/scuff or scrape on my car.

However if im the van, its a case of - if it fits- thatll do!

Spudly
12-04-13, 08:12 PM
I will continue to park at the back of car parks as twunts cant park and i don't want a scratch/scuff or scrape on my car.

However if im the van, its a case of - if it fits- thatll do!




As above, i wont lower myself into parking like a complete spakker just because i think 'zomg my car is so much prettiar than yours'


If i dont want to park near anyone to get dings on my car, then ill go out in my van, and if im in my nova and want to park somewhere, i park away from the other cars near the back of the carpark, as 99% of people are too lazy to walk and thats why they ram their cars into tiny gaps close to where they want to be and not at the empty end of the carpark, where my car will be parked lol

chrisd1986
12-04-13, 08:12 PM
I park like a c*nt because my mk5 golf has needed £600 spent on various scuffs that I havent done! I dont care what people think if I take two spaces or park in a parent and child space. There should be spaces for car owners that take care and cherish their cars! Bloody rant over! lol.


the joy of having kids means i get to park in a special big space lol

Alex J
12-04-13, 08:23 PM
i park anywere, even got a clamp in the town for getting a pack of greggs sausage rolls, expensive day that was , £150 + sausage rolls lol, was worth it mind mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sausage rolls!!!

Spudly
12-04-13, 08:32 PM
i park anywere, even got a clap in the town for getting a pack of greggs sausage rolls, expensive day that was , £150 + sausage rolls lol, was worth it mind mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sausage rolls!!!




You got the clap off a clamper, fookin hell, i knew they were dirty fookers, but my god lol

8valve-craig
12-04-13, 08:36 PM
As above, If the van fits it goes in the space.

Car gets parked miles away, or between two nice cars. Never anything with a baby seat in the back, and always try and park between reverse parkers.

Novasport
12-04-13, 08:36 PM
I have had hundreds of company cars and I cannot remember handing any of them back with a dent or scratch on them, now these are cars that I treat well to a certain degree but I don't give a fcuk about them or where I park them. Now the cars I take extra care of always seem to get dented or scratched in some way even though I park them in the far corner of the carpark. You always get some tw@t with a Transit who had about 3 acres of carpark to chose from but decide to park their rusty sh1t heap 1/2" off your rear quarter:mad:

thespannerman
12-04-13, 09:06 PM
i fitted rock sliders to the landrover to stop people smacking doors into the sill panels, pretty much just scaffold bars down the sides!

they definetly protect.a post office van driver reversed into a space next to me, and hit the fence lol, then proceded to jump out of his van and smash the drivers door straight into my sliders lol lol, he looked and realised i was still in it, giving him an evil look!and then still managed to do it agin on re entry!!

put a massive bend in the edge of his combo door

Hayley
14-04-13, 10:31 PM
Stupid cnuting woman that lives 2 doors from us... Apparently she normally parks there so didnt know what else to do when Jacks car was parked...:tard::mad:

OH and thats our driveway to the left she is blocking too.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/c65.0.403.403/p403x403/179029_10151594343323885_575220468_n.jpg

bazzap8389
14-04-13, 10:36 PM
What a bitch, I can't stand when people park over my drive winds me right up. would have been raging If someone blocked my car and my drive.

conza123
14-04-13, 10:41 PM
Sorry Conza lol

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555028_10151395447946309_802150880_n.jpg

just saw this you *******, and how am i parked like a c*nt i could of had my nan in the car with her blue badges lol

dc1984
14-04-13, 10:44 PM
Lol I cause all sorts of arguments at the flats I live at, we have one space per flat and I have a car, work van and my transit recovery truck plus the mrs has her vectra. Needless to say the neighbours love melolol

chrisd1986
14-04-13, 10:46 PM
i wish i had the time to stop and take a pic of the corsa vxr i seen parked on its roof but my parts trail was more important

Jack
14-04-13, 10:54 PM
Stupid cnuting woman that lives 2 doors from us... Apparently she normally parks there so didnt know what else to do when Jacks car was parked...:tard::mad:

OH and thats our driveway to the left she is blocking too.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/c65.0.403.403/p403x403/179029_10151594343323885_575220468_n.jpg
Not to mention there is a small parking area just to the right of that pic which is for her property.

That 206 also shats oil out everywhere. The GT4 is hiding the nice exxon valdez style slick on the road and pavement (in fact, the half hour or so of her sh!tbox being parked in front of me, it still managed to drip a puddle on the floor in front of our driveway). It was flowing out from under the car nicely yesterday in the rain too.

bazzap8389
14-04-13, 10:56 PM
Well let's hope it's empty soon and her engine ceases.

faker
14-04-13, 11:42 PM
Took this the other night for a similar thread on another forum lol

http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx199/steviegsi/7B0161B7-1C91-4A8D-8E61-B7CEB1AF9EC7-608-0000016A44EEC0DB_zpsfcd7b89c.jpg
Probably parked like that due to the current circumstances in N.I. Police vehicles are technically not to be left unattended, so most likely parked in front of the windows so it can be watched. just a thought but I could be wrong.

scott.parker
16-04-13, 12:59 PM
Here's one for you, lol top this..


http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii505/scottie3080/facebook_1886300362jpg_zps73bb3e43.jpg

faker
16-04-13, 05:19 PM
Here's one for you, lol top this..


http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii505/scottie3080/facebook_1886300362jpg_zps73bb3e43.jpg

Trumped!!