Kidney stones

[Edd]

I've just got back from spending the night in hospital with Kidney stones

The worst pain EVER EVER EVER

Still absolutely fcuked now

I had it before 15 years ago but this was alot worse

Wouldn't wish it on anyone

Anyone else every had this?

Morphine is good tho lol

[Markd89]

Grandad died last year from having a "routine" operation to remove them

[Graeme]

Yeah I've had them, worse pain ever, three days in hospital and never passed anything and nothing showed up on the can

[Edd]

I had a scan in the early hours, said that there small enough to pass

Got some tablets bout the size of a quid coin lol

[Alex J]

mrs merris had them four weeks ago, serious pain she was in, i fell asleep on the bed with the little one and she went down a+e for the night lol

[turbojolt]

mrs merris had them four weeks ago, serious pain she was in, i fell asleep on the bed with the little one and she went down a+e for the night lol

you just earned.....................................5 extra man points :thumb:

[Edd]

The only good thing bout being in there the night was that I could press a button and a nurse would come along and bang me up with morphine lol

[turbojolt]

The only good thing bout being in there the night was that I could press a button and a nurse would come along and bang me up with morphine lol

junky

[Alex J]

The only good thing bout being in there the night was that I could press a button and a nurse would come along and bang me up with morphine loli had so much morphine when i broke my **** lol, wish you could buy it lol

[Andy]

i had so much morphine when i broke my **** lol, wish you could buy it lol
i used to be able to get hold of it lol
Its bad for ya

[Alex J]

i used to be able to get hold of it lol
Its bad for yaso is fast food, bugal, grouts, beer, and everthing else we think is good, but will it stop us lol...

[staggy_gsi]

Its good stuff but bungs you up if ya not careful. My lass ended up in a&e after being constipated for 14 days cos of morphine....

[Spudly]

Its good stuff but bungs you up if ya not careful. My lass ended up in a&e after being constipated for 14 days cos of morphine....





Heroin, makes you constipated.......







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[staggy_gsi]

Well she doesnt do heroin lol, was definitely down to the morphine....

[turbojolt]

still a opiate based drug nasty stuff lol

[L14MNP]

Heroin, makes you constipated.......







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lol lol Classic!

Bust out the black and white portable, toploader and creme of mushroom soup!

[marc69]

I got them but had smashed my car 4 days previous so with the pain....which is seriously unbelieveable, I thought I had ruptured an organ in the crash and then this was it collapsing...drama

Anyway, collapsed puking on the floor and rolling my face in it..nice, ended up un a and e and got two shots of morphine in the butt, 2 minutes later to the doctor "is it busy in here tonight?"

Spent the weekend and start of the next week off my face on Morphine, it is fantastic. Wanting to avoid surgery at all costs, I drank mounds and mounds of water and eventually passed them through, probably the worst experience my willy has ever had.

Anyway, I hope never to have pain like that again but, I was told that some people sometimes get them again but it is usually wthin two years.

Just so everyone realises that we are not having man flu ideas about this, my mum had gall stones which is supposed to be the same, she said after words she would have rather given birth to the three of us (her kids-though not baby goats) at once, so apparently worse than childbirth!

[Andy]

Well she doesnt do heroin lol, was definitely down to the morphine....

Morphine is safe,medically prescribed heroin.

[L14MNP]

All hail the mighty SMB once again. lol http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=589422

That poor ******* gave us a piss by piss account of passing his kidney stones. lol