Fold or scrunch?

[L14MNP]

I see Andrex? has finally asked this question.

Most people will no-doubt think there's only one answer.

I'm a scruncher though. Nice to see there's others like me. lol I also stand. lol

I never thought about the folding or scrunching options, until blowing my nose once.
Where to the great amusement of my company, I scrunched.

I see no big deal with this.

I will never be an Arnold Rimmer, one up, one down and one to polish TP user though!

[Benn]

Is this bum hole wise?

[MK999]

I wouldn't say wise but he's an alright laugh and makes a few amusing posts.

[Benn]

Either way i fold both times.

[L14MNP]

Is this bum hole wise?

How vulgar.

Hi Mark *poo covered wave*

[mowgli]

ok, this is definitely a subject that needs the lid closing on..... sometimes there is too much information given.......

i was expecting there to be a second ad to ask 'do you wipe your bum with your left hand or your right hand??'

[MK999]

Hi Limplamp, looks like your technique needs some revision.

[L14MNP]

Disagree with both Mark and Mike.

Why does it require closing mowgli? This is the twenty first century you know.
In my generation, we can discuss such things without blushing.

Unless 'lid closing' is Cannon and Ball/Hinge and Bracket-esque humour?

I'm right hand drive btw.

[staggy_gsi]

Im a left hooker, and do a bit of both just to spice things up abit lol

[meritlover]

Burgo

[mowgli]

I'm right hand drive btw.

oh, i use paper myself.............lol lol lol lol


anyway, where is the burgo option.... isn't there a forum rule??


ps. i've been known to prefer the cooling effect of the dock leaf, in an emergency... apparently it qualifies me as a farmer

[meritlover]

i prefer nettles over Dock leaves

[mowgli]

/\ well, thats one way to get a prick between your bum cheeks

[meritlover]

...one way, yes.

[mowgli]

lol lol lol lol

png, 0-anal in less than 2 pages

[novalovingned]

oh, i use paper myself.............lol lol lol lol


anyway, where is the burgo option.... isn't there a forum rule??


ps. i've been known to prefer the cooling effect of the dock leaf, in an emergency... apparently it qualifies me as a farmer


Question is what side of the dock leaf? Gloss side or slightly more absorbent matt side?

[mowgli]

Question is what side of the dock leaf? Gloss side or slightly more absorbent matt side?

i find the gloss side is better for finishing off, and the underside is ribbed, so better for scraping.... i advise to use more than one leaf in a sitting......

[novalovingned]

lol lol lol

Some good info here, can a moderator please sticky this?

[Stuart]

Fold and scrunch

[meritlover]

i dont use toilet paper, but i prefer to fold other peoples.

[L14MNP]

Dock leaves are (were) great, when required in younger days.

My mates waste tumbling down the dusty cliffside was not though. lol

[Spudly]

Never thought about it, i stuff it up my ar$e and then flush it, kind of a crap advertising thing imo, why the funk do we need to know how why and when you wipe sh1t from your ar$e ffs...?

[mowgli]

Never thought about it, i stuff it up my ar$e and then flush it, kind of a crap advertising thing imo,

ok, you tell us how you do it


why the funk do we need to know how why and when you wipe sh1t from your ar$e ffs...?

then you question why we need to know.......how you do it


i'm just getting the irony board out.....

[L14MNP]

Never thought about it, i stuff it up my ar$e and then flush it, kind of a crap advertising thing imo, why the funk do we need to know how why and when you wipe sh1t from your ar$e ffs...?

Can you think of anything insteresting they can say about toilet paper?
Literally scraping the **** from the back of the pan, but it made me wonder. lol

Stand and inspect when the movement is complete.

[L14MNP]

http://www.yourprops.com/movieprops/original/yp_4fc36ef4ba25e7.19436170/The-3-Seashells.jpg

So how do you use them, Spud?

[mowgli]

why've they been using small labrador puppies to advertise andrex???? cos the sh!t doesn't stay on their fur & they make a right mess splashing about when you drop one into the pan

[L14MNP]

When the Labradors were replaced by CGi, more than the bog roll turned to ****.

It's just not the same. :(

[mowgli]

why would you wipe with a virtual dog??

[burgo]

I literally never realised there was any other way than folding until I saw that ad

[L14MNP]

I don't know why, but I do know what CGi dogs wipe. Memories.

mowgli, you seem to have something of a Cruella DeVille vibe going on...

[Spudly]

ok, you tell us how you do it



then you question why we need to know.......how you do it


i'm just getting the irony board out.....



Nope, i didnt specify whether i perform origami with it, fold it, ball it, scrunch it, i simply said it goes up my ar$e then down the bog, that doesnt describe at all how or what i do with it, so id leave that board folded and away if i were you uncle :p

[mowgli]

Nope, i didnt specify whether i perform origami with it, fold it, ball it, scrunch it, i simply said it goes up my ar$e then down the bog, that doesnt describe at all how or what i do with it, so id leave that board folded and away if i were you uncle :p

the board is set up & the irony is plugged in........lol lol

[Spudly]

Err why, i neither said i scrunch it up, nor did i say i fold it, i dont see where youre finding irony?

[meritlover]

.....i simply said it goes up my ar$e then down the bog.....

STOP!, youre doing it wrong!