i work with a compulsive bull shitter

[epo]

as above
hes full of shite
he drives a rover 25 1600 16v he recons hes races all the time this is wot he recons he's wasted
porsche 944 :lol:
bmw 320 :lol:
escort rs turbo :lol:
golf gti mk4 :lol:
nova gte/gsi's :lol:
also claims he kept up with a subaru impreza :lol:

ive offered 2 race him in me sri but he bottles it ive said lemme take me stereo gear out and will have a go but no he's 2 busy (wot a w4nker)

sorry 2 moan on but ive bin workin with him 4 8 months and this is wot he comes out with hes doin me head in :evil:

[Mark]

I hate braggers!!

Any way, I've beaten all those and his Rover! :lol:

[epo]

id love 2 see him get wasted by a nova itd be a right laugh :lol:

[Mark]

You'll get him one day Epo!

[??Mm?]

i know sum1 like that, hes got a polo and he was telling will sumthing about his engine sayin it was a 1.2 or sumthing and tryna tell will its speed or sumin... cnt remember exactly wot it was, probably wasnt speed... i duno... but will knew he was bullshitin, but the funny thing is, he has had this car for agggeeesss and he cant even drive yet, but he goes on about goin places in this car n im thinkin "shut up muppet u cant even drive"

but he doesnt just bullshit about that, he bullshits about everything: cloths, work, money etc etc. just coz hes a rich boy... wot givs him the right to b such a t0sser

jus goes to show u shudnt brag about stuff to ppl who u dont know, know more than you about cars :lol:

[Will]

the guy told me he has a 2.0 turbo in his polo, i said cool how long u had the car, he said not long, i asked him if he had modded it at all

"nah cause of the warrenty"

find out his reg, do a check and its a 1.2 polo, lmfao

offered him a race (in the 1.4 when i had it)

"erm cant drive yet, maybe wen i passed"

pmsl!

[??Mm?]

ah :oops: well i knew i heard 1.2 in ther sumwhere!

[Dave]

when i was first introduced to one of me mates mates he was sittin in a beetle an was braggin of how he'd raced an lived with ferraris an other fast cars didn't beleive him then he opened his car engine bay an there was a 2.2 subaru lump staring back at me with a nos kit attached to it!

[Aamir]

Would a standard Nova SRi beat a Rover 1.6 16v ?
Can anyone quote figures for both cars ?

[Dicko]

no you wouldnt beat the rover!

[Barn]

Some bloke came in the shop + startd goin on about how he had 150mph out of his VTS, with a power boost valve and exhaust, and that he still "had loads left".... mmmmmm.....no!

[jkhilton]

my Megane is soooooo fast that when I race people, I travel through time and cross the finish line 10 seconds before I started!!! :lol:

IT'sNOT BULLSHIT!!! HONEST!!! hmmmm........... :roll:

[??Mm?]

no shit :lol:

[Evolution]

I think everyone knows atleast one person who is a complusive bullshitter.
My one can get me a sniper rifle for ?300. Im still waiting in my my sniper rifle and that was 6 years ago. he wont ever see diddly sqaut of my ?300.
Oh, he also earns upward of 115k a year.... yet he still takes the bus!

[Mark]

Maybe he owns the Bus :lol:

[Evolution]

Maybe, but i dread to think why he would want to own one of our local buses.
Death traps that they are.

[epo]

Maybe, but i dread to think why he would want to own one of our local buses.
Death traps that they are.

ill have 2 get the lad who recons his rovers gr8 on 1 of ur buses get rid of the bastard and do the world a favour :lol:

[??Mm?]

where can u buy them evolution?... i want two :lol:

[Gobby]

Got to agree with evolution, the buses are terrible up here. Was behind one earlier, it had bits of the bodywork flapping about, wouldn't put me own worst enemy on one, but a bullshitter, yes.

[epo]

heres the latest lie he told me

1.0 pop plus fiesta with 80 bhp able 2 do a ton 20
bull shite (his 1st car) :evil:

[Mark]

No, they will do a ton 20 :!: - Being towed by a ferrari :!:

What a W****R

[Evolution]

Maybe it was downhill with the wind behind him. Or he drove it off a cliff??

To purchase a bus, apply to Fife Council, though i think they are something stupidly stupidly expensive, like 30k each or something daft.
Each with their own unique fag burnt seats, squeeky windows, and autographs from people such as "Emz wiz ere" and happy memories like "James sha99ed Kerry ere. 1998 i.d.s.t"

[epo]

[quote="Evolution"]
To purchase a bus, apply to Fife Council, though i think they are something stupidly stupidly expensive, like 30k each or something daft.
quote]

30k lose more than that runnin for the bus
thats no prob 2 me i earn that in a week (i wish) just like
the lad i work with recons he can waste an rs turbo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mark]

I can waste an rs turbo :!: - With my angle grinder :twisted:

[epo]

I can waste an rs turbo :!: - With my angle grinder :twisted:

ive just done it me best mates stripped a written off rst and we needed 2 scrap the knackered shell so we cut it up with an angle grinder and smashed the shit out off it with sledge hammers
right gud :twisted:

[Mark]

Fun aint it!!! :twisted:

[epo]

deffo especially as he dumped it in his old yard 4 the next tennants 2 sort out :lol:

[Mark]

:twisted: :twisted: