mini's are for tits

[Stokie_Dave]

http://forum.vectra-sport.com/messages/10040/59892.jpg

[Tilly]

COOL

[Dave]

you can see the comments as they come down the road
''here come a couple of tits!''

[nam]

:lol:

[Mark]

It's 'busting' out!

[Wiggie]

muhahaha, minted. funny how the car fits it perrrfectly

[SKoob]

as seen on *cough* barry boys *cough* :lol:

[Anton]

i wanna grope em

[Alex]

I HATE all minis (the cars)

[wisewood]

lmfao - Alex i forgot all about your dislike of mini's...
Alex has quite a passionate loathing of them, and its genuine, not just for show.

[Fester]

http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=1630

barrel arsing in a mates mini the other day! started taking pictures of road cyclists on a time trial as driving past but deleted them now lol

--edit for spelling

[Mel]

lol, thas cool


but..


i think it'd look good if the tits were without a bikini, and the lights were the nipples..

[Mark]

Alex, why do you hate them sooooo much??

[Alex]

they are gay little cars which are unbelievably ugly and impractical. The owners 99% of the time are tossers and all the drivers seem to be 8 feet tall or weigh 400lbs.
The owners insist that the cars have character and think they are funny when they add crappy horns which make silly tunes.
99% of minis also look EXACTLY the same. when a mini is aparently "kitted" all that has been done is that they have put even smaller wheels onto the car (about the same size as cotton reels) and stuck some 2mm wide plastic strips on to make a wide arch kit.
another thing that makes me laugh is when the put on 400 round fog lights all over the front of the car. hmm that looks nice.

also whats with the ragging them to fuck business. i know quite a few mini owners and they go through engines like i go through bog rolls i.e daily. Not a good idea to be pushing your engine at high speed when some of them just have drum brakes all round, no disks.

I appologise if this causes any offence to anyone but this is my opinion. I know quite a few mini owners and in fact one is a good friend of mine but i still think that his car is gay.

[Alex]

will that do you CorsaNova :lol:

i could go on, but i will stop now as probably most people dont share my opinions. i actually started to write a website about my feelings toward those cars about 2 years ago, but i couldn't be arsed to finish it.

[customnova]

lol thats proper sweet, :lol:

[Mark]

That's fine Alex, it's nice to find another person with a proper dislike for them not just someone that 'says' they do! :)

[Dave]

all the drivers seem to be 8 feet tall or weigh 400lbs.

bloke who i used to work with think had a 1.3 automatic an he was 6ft 5!

[brian]

all the drivers seem to be 8 feet tall or weigh 400lbs.

Its just that they make their drivers look small.
They make Fine rally cars still to this day and regularly have Historic and post historic class wins.
How can a nova owner slag a mini owner about the size of it :? Novas aren't exactly big! :roll:

[frog_southampton]

like it!