this is so sexist!

[??Mm?]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...











So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

[brian]

:lol:

[Barn]

good 1 tha! like it

[??Mm?]

i like the last bit about women never listen... its so true... well it is 4 me n way lol, if sum1 tells me not to do sumin ill do it n e way :lol:

[nam]

:lol: :lol: i like it

[Ben (lurk75)]

i can never read your posts as the colour is too faint, and yes my monitor is adjusted correctly.

[??Mm?]

sorry but my posts hav to b pink... is having it bold n e better?

[Ben (lurk75)]

Much better thank you :D

[??Mm?]

ok, so can u not read the lil joke at the top atall?

[Ben (lurk75)]

It would take me about ten minutes!

[??Mm?]

:o :evil: who made my font black!?

[Mark]

Very funny! :lol:

[??Mm?]

well.. i do try :lol:

[Mark]

Yes, VERY trying!

[??Mm?]

i dont have to try, it just comes naturally :lol:

[Wiggie]

WHEAY!!! top quality!

i like it, i like it alot!

[??Mm?]

:lol:

[wisewood]

:o :evil: who made my font black!?

probably micky has his hissed through the post

[??Mm?]

well thats really not very nice... i am known for my pink text and thats the way i want it to stay :P

[??Mm?]

:roll:

[Breeny]

Posts look much better now :lol:

[beatin u]

that was great.


Now get sum pic's of your tits and hairy fanny up

[Mark]

that was great.


Now get sum pic's of your tits and hairy fanny up

No need for that Newbie!! :x

[epo]

Now get sum pic's of your tits and hairy fanny up

try a porn site then u can see all u want :!:

[??Mm?]

i hope that picci post wasnt to me?! and who made my writing WHITE :evil:

[Mark]

White writing - Funny!
I stood up for you Sammy!

[??Mm?]

white writing = not funny, u can read that less than the un-bold pink writing :evil: leave my font pink dam it!
yes thanx 4 stikin up 4 me mark :) so i take it the picci post was aimed at me then?

[Mark]

Yes it would seem so.

[??Mm?]

:o hmmm... well no nude pics will be found n e where of me, sorry but dont want blokes like you pervin :lol: !

[Will]

thats my job the perving ;)

[??Mm?]

umm.. is it now :o i thought i sed blokes like u... refering to the whole male population coz they r all the same at the best of times :o

[Mark]

Ha Ha, Will's not getting an eyefull tonight!!! :lol:

[??Mm?]

no hes gettin an earfull! :evil:

[Mark]

Sorry Will :o

[??Mm?]

lol he'll live :lol:

[Gobby]

Being a taxi driver I have to advise you all that it is in our job descriptions to be perverts :lol:

Gibby

[??Mm?]

oh right, ill have to remember that one next time im thinkin about getin in a taxi then :roll: