Mark
16-08-03, 08:22 PM
These are just for fun, so if you don't like 'em don't jump down my throat!
Where do mice keep their boats?
at the hickory, dickory dock!
Why did the bald guy paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they look like hares!
What is black when clean and white when dirty?
A chalk board!
Did you hear about the artist with a poor memory?
He kept drawing a blank!
Why did the spider cross the information superhighway?
To get to the other web site!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark/
Frostbite!
Where do mice keep their boats?
at the hickory, dickory dock!
Why did the bald guy paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they look like hares!
What is black when clean and white when dirty?
A chalk board!
Did you hear about the artist with a poor memory?
He kept drawing a blank!
Why did the spider cross the information superhighway?
To get to the other web site!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark/
Frostbite!