Kids

[Mark]

Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's going to divorce his wife.
"Good grief" says Jim, "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?"
"Well" replies Fred, "Truth be known I'm just bored with pokin' the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of variety."
Jim: "Well if you want variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?"
Fred: "What - and have a house full of kids???"

[locky]

:lol:

[Mark]

Thanks Locky.

[Fester]

lol quality

[Mel]

hahahahaha

[??Mm?]

:o thats sooo rude!

....i think hes gay! :lol: :lol:

[privatepie]

i must b a complete muppet 2 day as i dont get that

[Mark]

Private - he's been putting his tackle in the "WRONG" hole all this time!! :lol: :o

[privatepie]

i had a sleep and i get it now :oops:

[Mark]

Good, it's amazing waht a bit of sleep can do!
:lol:

[??Mm?]

yer... can even make u 4get about that spider crawlin up your leg :lol: :lol:

[Mark]

Spider!!! Where?????????
Run away!!!!
Where's me sledge??

[??Mm?]

sledge? y would u want a sledge, theres no snow :lol:

[Mark]

Little hint Sammy, never eat yellow snow!!

[??Mm?]

:lol: heard that one a long time ago mate, the wise words of wisdom from my father :lol:

[Mark]

Clever Man!!

[Phil_G]

hi,

more words of wisdom for you.....


dont play leapfrog with a unicorn


;)


Phil

[Mark]

Thanks Phil, if I ever find one I'm sure those words will ring in my ears and I'll be safe.
:lol:

[??Mm?]

:roll: i dont get tht :oops:

[dave.gsi]

lmao :roll: women

[??Mm?]

well Dave if u understand so well, why dont u explain it to me :o

[Fester]

if you dont jump far enough the unicorns spike will go up your ass/fanny lol

[??Mm?]

oooo leapfrog over the lepricorn... i thoght it ment just playing it with him... if u get wot i mean... :oops: im so dumb...

[dave.gsi]

lepricorn lmao wtf?

[??Mm?]

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: now im gona go into hiding... i jus re red it and i do get it... i jus realised wot a unicorn is... i was thinkin of a lepricorn the 1st time i red it :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

[wisewood]

if you dont jump far enough the unicorns spike will go up your ass/fanny lol

do you have a fanny Fester?
is that why kev likes to take you 'camping' in the woods?

:lol:

[Fester]

seeing as there is a female presence on the thread i was trying to rule sexism out of the equation

wtf @ leprechaun lol

[??Mm?]

:oops: :oops:

[dave.gsi]

lmao just to be sure........

a UNICORN

http://unicorns.com/images/waterunc.jpg

a LEPRICORN

http://www.usacitylink.com/lucky/images/jumpin.gif

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[??Mm?]

yes thank you dave, jus rub in my dumbness even more why dont you! i know wot a unicorn is now! but just 4 arguments sake, the lepricorn pic didnt show up so i could still get confused and think a lepricorn is a sea horse or something :oops: :oops:

[dave.gsi]

changed it now there should be no missunderstanding :lol:

[??Mm?]

right so just to clear things up once and 4 all, if i ever had the urge, it would be safe to play leepfrog with a lepricorn? :lol:

[Fester]

not sure what a lepricorn is but leprechauns are quite accomodating

[??Mm?]

:o u know exactly wot i mean, jus coz i spelt it wrong :oops: or maybe u r spellin it wrong :lol:

[Fester]

http://www.sunwayco.com/leprechaun.jpg

[??Mm?]

ok i get the idea :P :lol:

[??Mm?]

lol, most of these r soooo true
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_45.htm

[dave.gsi]

lol, it took me ages to find a picture of a leprechaun. didnt think of looking in the simpsons