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Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's going to divorce his wife.
"Good grief" says Jim, "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?"
"Well" replies Fred, "Truth be known I'm just bored with pokin' the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of variety."
Jim: "Well if you want variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?"
Fred: "What - and have a house full of kids???"
:o thats sooo rude!
....i think hes gay! :lol: :lol:
privatepie
17-08-03, 03:34 PM
i must b a complete muppet 2 day as i dont get that
Private - he's been putting his tackle in the "WRONG" hole all this time!! :lol: :o
privatepie
17-08-03, 08:32 PM
i had a sleep and i get it now :oops:
Good, it's amazing waht a bit of sleep can do!
:lol:
yer... can even make u 4get about that spider crawlin up your leg :lol: :lol:
Spider!!! Where?????????
Run away!!!!
Where's me sledge??
sledge? y would u want a sledge, theres no snow :lol:
Little hint Sammy, never eat yellow snow!!
:lol: heard that one a long time ago mate, the wise words of wisdom from my father :lol:
hi,
more words of wisdom for you.....
dont play leapfrog with a unicorn
;)
Phil
Thanks Phil, if I ever find one I'm sure those words will ring in my ears and I'll be safe.
:lol:
:roll: i dont get tht :oops:
dave.gsi
18-08-03, 12:04 PM
lmao :roll: women
well Dave if u understand so well, why dont u explain it to me :o
if you dont jump far enough the unicorns spike will go up your ass/fanny lol
oooo leapfrog over the lepricorn... i thoght it ment just playing it with him... if u get wot i mean... :oops: im so dumb...
dave.gsi
18-08-03, 02:26 PM
lepricorn lmao wtf?
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: now im gona go into hiding... i jus re red it and i do get it... i jus realised wot a unicorn is... i was thinkin of a lepricorn the 1st time i red it :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
wisewood
18-08-03, 02:28 PM
if you dont jump far enough the unicorns spike will go up your ass/fanny lol
do you have a fanny Fester?
is that why kev likes to take you 'camping' in the woods?
:lol:
seeing as there is a female presence on the thread i was trying to rule sexism out of the equation
wtf @ leprechaun lol
dave.gsi
18-08-03, 02:41 PM
lmao just to be sure........
a UNICORN
http://unicorns.com/images/waterunc.jpg
a LEPRICORN
http://www.usacitylink.com/lucky/images/jumpin.gif
:lol: :lol: :lol:
yes thank you dave, jus rub in my dumbness even more why dont you! i know wot a unicorn is now! but just 4 arguments sake, the lepricorn pic didnt show up so i could still get confused and think a lepricorn is a sea horse or something :oops: :oops:
dave.gsi
18-08-03, 02:47 PM
changed it now there should be no missunderstanding :lol:
right so just to clear things up once and 4 all, if i ever had the urge, it would be safe to play leepfrog with a lepricorn? :lol:
not sure what a lepricorn is but leprechauns are quite accomodating
:o u know exactly wot i mean, jus coz i spelt it wrong :oops: or maybe u r spellin it wrong :lol:
http://www.sunwayco.com/leprechaun.jpg
ok i get the idea :P :lol:
lol, most of these r soooo true
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_45.htm
dave.gsi
18-08-03, 11:18 PM
lol, it took me ages to find a picture of a leprechaun. didnt think of looking in the simpsons
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