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Would u notice a big f*ck off spider sat net to your foot right now?
I didn,t untill for some reason i looked down and saw it, it just sat there watching me. so ive put a cup on it and im going to leave it, just think tho, a spider cold crawl up your leg right now!
na i got me dog scruffy sittin next to me protecting me
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=1602
yeah you better be scarred lol
sorry but the look on your dogs face is sooooo funny!
This is Lenny, he's my spider eater!
Lenny (http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_view.php?id=1603)
well if a spider was n e where near me id have a heart attack coz im terrified of the bloody things :cry:
Now there's a novelty, a lady scared of a spider!! :D
lol yup! duno wot it is about them, but it dont matter if its the tinyest money spider i freeze up, im so scared! Lol @ me, what a whimp
I HATE spiders!
Parents took me to a zoo with a spider enclosure when I was young, never been the same since.
aww thats sweet, a guy scared of spiders, but its bad coz guys r ment to protect scared women from them :roll:
Don't worry, fears are there to be overcome, oh and I've got a very big gun to shoot them with.
aww so ud be willing to overcome it for a lady then...?
Evolution
16-08-03, 04:10 PM
Don't worry, fears are there to be overcome, oh and I've got a very big gun to shoot them with.
Ive got visions of you seeing a spider crawl across some very expensive china or something, and you, armed with a gun....
:lol: lol good imagination mate! :P
Yee Ha!
Shoot them critters!!
:2gunfire:
i shot a spider with my webley once all i saw for a split second were legs flying everywhere then that was the last i saw
That's rather a good shot or was it point blank?
dave.gsi
16-08-03, 11:45 PM
lmfao @ that pic................................
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=1603
doggy porn?
i thought that shit was illegal :lol:
If youre into that sort of thing Dave, I'll take a couple of him cleaning his nether regions!! :lol: :o
dave.gsi
17-08-03, 12:05 AM
lol, your the one who takes pictures of a freshly shaved dog with its bollox out :lol:
No shaving involved, naturally hairless. - I'm sure there's a website about that! LOL
you lot are just SICK :wisewood:
Thanks Nova - all that from a spider!!
Did you kill it or let it go?
lol, well on top pf the cup i put 5 sets of photos and a big bowl of fruit, but when i got upstairs the fruit bowl fell off and the f**ker ran away!
lol spiders r crafty little feckers! they get themselfs in and out of the most difficalt situations :lol:
It was a super spider, strong as fcuk!!
so heres the problem, if we've got a super spider on our hands i dont think there is much use in using a gun to try n kill it coz if its so super it wont do the trick! :roll: :lol:
Well there's only one option left then!
I'll sit on it!!
:lol:
Thought Tilly might get in at this point - she's seen me she knows!
lol
but if u sit on it, it may well crawl sumwhere u dont want it :lol:
Now that's a scary thought, guess I'll just stand on it then!!
:o :lol:
but if u stand on it we would be back where we started with the thought of it crawling up your leg :roll:
Right sod it it's time for the sledge hammer!!
:roll: dam it i cnt think of n e ideas as to wot super spider could do to prevent a sledge hammer smashin death....
Hurrah! The super spider is dead!!
Isn't it?
What's that on your leg Sammy?? :D
*screams* dont do that, its not very nice, u dont know how scared i really am of them. if there is one in the same room as me i break out in a cold sweat :cry:
:roll: dam it i cnt think of n e ideas as to wot super spider could do to prevent a sledge hammer smashin death....
Hi,
howabout the spider, in a split second, opens its acme catalogue, buys the biggest, strongest and maddest magnet it can find and once put up the force from that attaches itself to the hammer and pulls you into the ceiling?
thus preventing its untimely departure........
:P
Phil
i tell ya somefing that is funny is get some super glue put one blob on the spider and it will walk away but watch it cos as the glue starts setting it slows down then stops lol its sooooo funny
lol id love to do tht, watch the evil thing traumertised... but i cudnt get close enuf to a spider to do it, im tooo shcared!
i shot from point blank it just obliterated it
my bedroom is a converted cellar, but the 2 houses either side havnt done anything, theyre just like shit cellars, so i get a lot of 'visitors' from the 2 sides coming into my room! like 5-8 a week lol
havnt started picking them up yet but not overly bothered anymore, just cup em and out
come in tired sometimes, seen one in the middle of the floor thought 'ahh fuck it' then just gone to bed lol
dave.gsi
18-08-03, 01:09 PM
think how many you eat while your asleep :o :lol:
yeah lol dont mind the small ones probably get quite a bit of protein
its the massive ones that are the problem lol
wisewood
18-08-03, 01:25 PM
i dont really like spiders, so if i see any around the flat i just point em out to the cats and if they cant reach it - i knock it onto the floor and let them "play" with it for a while.
thnx 4 the idea wise... think i need a cat :lol:
wisewood
18-08-03, 02:16 PM
:lol:
every hosehold should have at least one - much better at getting rid of lies and spiders than a dog.
my two chase abck n forth through the place al lthe time after flies - pouncing up at windows wehn the fly hits it as they always do in that stupid and annoying way.
Then they hit em, flick em onto the floor, jump down and eat em.
Sorted, no more irritating bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz around your head.
yer but i dont really like cats... and ugh the food, the smell just makes me wanna puke! i had to make will feed my aunties cat when we were lookin after it once coz it jus made me feel ill and there was no1 else around to do it... so maybe i wudnt cope with a cat lol coz it would go hungry as i wudnt be able to feed it
wisewood
18-08-03, 03:56 PM
you could always catch spiders to feed to it.
I fcukin h8 spiders...used to pick the things up all the time when i woza kid then 1 BIT me...(no bullsh*t)...and now i sh*t scared of em... :oops:
but wise if i fed it spiders id have to catch them 1st and as we already descovered im too scared to go within a mile of one so im hardly likely to catch one from that far away! :roll:
errrr how do cats get rid of lies wisey ????
he either ment flys or lice... :idea:
Lets hope Andy doesn't have Lice!! :lol:
or crabs.... :lol:
And that's a completely different sorry!! :o :lol:
crabs lice.. all the same jus at diffrent ends :lol:
Oh god, that's bad Sammy!
:o im not! im lovely :lol:
?Marty?
19-08-03, 12:22 AM
I bought my brother a HUGE tarrantula for his birthday a few years ago.
song: 'love is in the air, everywhere we go....'
song: 'love is in the air, everywhere we go....'
:?:
crabs LMAO :lol: I keep pretending my mate has them, which is really pissing him off lol
song: 'love is in the air, everywhere we go....'
:?: :?:
wisewood
19-08-03, 11:28 AM
crabs and lice are completely different.
crabs are so called because they resemle crabs, bit in miniature obviously.
they always stick to the thicker hairs, which are less densely grown and they go towards the root and hang onto them two at a time, sort of left arm holding one, right arm holding another (if they actually have arms, more like little claws).
dont really know how i know all this > i just do.
and as for my cats catching lies > i actualy mean flies, :lol: well spotted.
they also catch butterflies, moths, spiders, woodlice, earwigs and pretty much anything else which dares to come into "their" home.
oh and errrr... no i dont have lice, fleas, or crabs.
although i have had lice before, everyone has it as a kid dont they :lol:
and my flat when i bought it had carpets in it - so i left them down > then when the first summer arrived flea eggs obviously in teh carpet from the previous owner hatched out and the palce was over run with them for about two weeks while i spent about 150 quid on flea products to kill them > which didnt work so i ripped up the carpets and threw them way > then got a "Bob Martin Flea Bomb" which is basically an aerosol can which has a catch to hold the buitton down and let all the contents out > you set that somewhere in the middle of the room and walk away > and dont go back for about 3 hours.
Upon your return anything remotely like a flea or a flea larvae or egg is dead.
Worked a treat > so anyone who has a problem in future > get the bob martin flea bomb coz EVERYTHING else on the market i have tried and its all rubbish.
:lol: ok thanks for the lesson about crabs, might come in usefull... one day :roll:
wisewood
19-08-03, 11:35 AM
best way to get rid of crabs > shave the thatch.
nowhere to live = no more pubic ilce.
right ok...!
this started off about spiders and now has gone onto crabs and lice... how did that come about? :roll:
wisewood
19-08-03, 11:42 AM
we mentioned my cats eating spiders - and i typed lies instead of flies and someone (probably you) thought i meant lice.
and it went from there really.
errrr how do cats get rid of lies wisey ????
he either meant flys or lice :idea:
wisewood
19-08-03, 11:54 AM
pretty much like i just said then :lol:
so... just thought id make it crystal clear 4 ya :lol:
i hate spiders so much, that when that film Aracnophobia is on tv, i have difficulty breathing, even when im not watching it, but i still know its on tv, also, that very night of the film being on, a spider will be in my bedroom, and i wont be able to get to sleep till ive caught it!
strange hey!
also, cuz i hate them, ive had a black widow spider tattooed on my right leg as if it is crawling up, even more strange!
thats kinda like me, ive neva seen the film tho, wudnt dare watch it. but if ther is a spider in my room i cant sleep, i jus shake and i cant move, so wudnt b able to catch it myself... i have to shout my dad!
one night my mate stayed round and ther was one, she just turned off the light and told me 2 4get about it but i cudnt and it took me about an hour to get her to catch it and get rid of it...
there was once a chicken, whose nose he was pickin, he rolled it and ate it then did a sh!t.
there was once a chicken, whose nose he was pickin, he rolled it and ate it then did a sh!t.
NOva's finally lost it peeps!! :lol:
LOL, welcome to the group!
ummmmmmmmmm sweet apple pie!!
Here we go LOOPY la, here we go LOOPY lu
here we go loopy lu, bend over and do a....
I'm not bending over anywhere near you NOva, I've been told about you. :lol:
yeah, (does that hanible lecter noise with teeth)
Help - does that running away into the distance thing with feet :lol:
u crazy boy.
ME :!: - Have you actually seen your wheels :?: :lol: :wink:
ChronoCabal
31-08-03, 06:30 PM
It was the film Arachnophobia that did it for me. Watched it when I was a kid - Permanent fear of 'em ever since. (Hi everybody btw, this is my first Muppet Corner post :D ) See Sammy, most blokes are afraid of Spiders, just not all of 'em are willing to admit it :P
LT
thts rubbish guys r sposed to b matcho n fear of nothing so they can protect little scared women - like me ~(take note of that william :lol: )
Thats a laff, Will would be the first to scream like a big girly.
nah i dont think he would... well i dont care if he did lol he cud still save me from it coz thats his job :lol:
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