Buying a dash can be stressfull......

[Ben (lurk75)]

Ben says:
still wanna dash?

Fester says:
of course

Ben says:
damn

Fester says:
i need everything needed to put it in mk1!

Fester says:
you **** lol

Ben says:
lol
Ben says:
nah we got 1

Fester says:
"do you want that million pounds?" damn

Ben says:
dunno if i wanna sell it to someone who calls me a ****

Fester says:
what was the damn for!

Ben says:
was winding you up

Ben says:
and it worked

Fester says:
maybe i dont want it anymore...

Ben says:
no bother

Fester says:
lmao

Ben says:
want ?175 for it

Fester says:
gold plated?

Fester says:
lol

Ben says:
lmfao

Fester says:
jesus lol

Ben says:
so you want this dash?

Fester says:
yes lol

Ben says:
tough shite i dont wanna sell it to you, thiongs go missing when i post them to you!

Fester says:
try posting it for free and we'll compare the results to when i pay

Ben says:
hmmmm

Ben says:
how does fuck off sound?

Fester says:
not favourable

Ben says:
shame

Ben says:
its the only answer your getting

Fester says:
does it have red knobs on lol

Ben says:
nah black

Fester says:
those dash clocks need a home

Fester says:
in fact ive got fucking loads of parts now

Fester says:
i need to all the interior at once as i need to rewire the ice

Ben says:
you selling the clocks?

Fester says:
no i need a mk2 dash to home them in

Ben says:
best buy one then

Fester says:
christ on a bike

Ben says:
im not making it easy for you!

Fester says:
i need food be back in 5 lol

Ben says:
ill be gone then

Fester says:
ahh

Fester says:
nice coffee here

Fester says:
i need to buy a coffee machine too

Ben says:
want this dash or not?

Fester says:
y-e-s

Ben says:
send me ?5 then

Fester says:
i would like to buy the dash not just send you random money without agreeing a sale

Ben says:
shite

Fester says:
nice try

Ben says:
worth a go

Ben says:
make me an offer then!

Fester says:
i need all the shit to put it in a mk1

Ben says:
yup

Fester says:
dunno whats it all worth to a previous and reliable buyer?

Ben says:
75

Fester says:
is that what theyre worth?

Ben says:
no

Fester says:
i know

Fester says:
lol

Ben says:
80

Fester says:
back sorry

Ben says:
85

Fester says:
w00t

Ben says:
hurry up or the price keeps climbing

Ben says:
90

Ben says:
95

Fester says:
65bob

Ben says:
well i was going to let you have it for 20 but ok

Fester says:
haha

Ben says:
so you want all this...
Dashboard
glovebox
switches
cowling
air vents
glovebox
air ducts
the metal clip things
hazard switch thingy

Fester says:
yeah but just 1 glovebox thanks

Ben says:
cheecky cooont

Fester says:
lmao

Ben says:
so what ya offfffering?

Fester says:
65quid!

Ben says:
dont wwant that much mate

Fester says:
ok whatever you see as what you wanted then

Ben says:
keep offering im enjoying myself

Fester says:
*climbs out of the window and jumps*

Ben says:
lmfao

Ben says:
im not making it easy for you!

Fester says:
50quid ?!

Ben says:
spoilsport

Fester says:
lol im feeling suicidal this is the most stressful purchase ive ever made

Ben says:
lmfao, i havent agreed to sell it yet!

Fester says:
im gonna cut my wrists

Ben says:
you going to traxx?

Fester says:
i dont think ill have time again tbh

Ben says:
well you definately cant have it then!

Fester says:
fuck this im buying a fiesta

Ben says:
i got one if you want it

Fester says:
NO

Fester says:
lol

Ben says:
lmfao

Fester says:
i need the dash stuff!

Ben says:
sold it already

Fester says:
no way lol

Fester says:
youre joking right?

Ben says:
yeah

Fester says:
its easier trying to get more funds out of the deputy head lol


Sorry fester i was bored :!: :roll:

[Fester]

bastard!

[Breeny]

LOL It wasn't as hard as that when I put the bits for the gsi dash :p

[wisewood]

that is quite possibly the funniest sober conversation i have ever seen!

[Ben (lurk75)]

well now the deal has been done.....

Ben says:
yeah when you need it by?

Fester says:
asap really

Ben says:
well its still in the car

Fester says:
when can you sort it by for a loyal customer

Ben says:
will make a call

Ben says:
its yours

Fester says:
nice1

Ben says:
can post it next week

Ben says:
see we already got one packed up ready for sending but the guy hasnt got back to us on it, he has payed for it, will send you that one then if he wants his he can wait for the one in the car

Fester says:
sounds good

Fester says:
so...

Fester says:
how much lol

Ben says:
?50 + pp

Fester says:
nice1, get it priced and stuff then ill transfer the cash

Ben says:
its not 4ft is it?

Fester says:
dunno

Ben says:
hmmm

Ben says:
if not then will parcel 2 go it for 9.95

Fester says:
ok get it confirmed then ill send unless ill just send now then you for more expensive postage f needed LMAO

Ben says:
that made no sense

Fester says:
i know i missed some words out

Ben says:
well slow down and dont get so excited

Fester says:
confirm the postage price and ill transfer the cash, or ill just give you 60quid now and then you can pay the difference if its more LOLOL

Ben says:
not fucking likely

Fester says:
sheet

Ben says:
where you live?

Fester says:
lancaster

Ben says:
fancy driving to keele services tommorow

Fester says:
where is keele

Ben says:
shit hole

Ben says:
oh sorry stoke

Fester says:
its fucking miles away

Ben says:
fuck you then

Fester says:
lancasters opposite the isle of man

Ben says:
you irish?

Fester says:
would be closer to go to scotland lol

Fester says:
erm... no

Ben says:
irelands opposite the isle of man

Fester says:
theres a big pile of earth on the right too, called the UK

Ben says:
no you mean great britan as the uk includes northern ireland

Fester says:
i was hoping you wouldnt noticed after i hit return

Ben says:
lmbo

Ben says:
i can be very padantic

Fester says:
better than being a numpty lol

Fester says:
most wouldnt pick up on the UK, GB thing

Ben says:
i would

Fester says:
really?

Ben says:
cause im cleverer i am

Fester says:
skool was fun

Ben says:

whats school?
Fester says:
had to go once loads of funny people

Ben says:
my school wished i never went

Ben says:
the deputy once said

Ben says:
"Ben why dont you bunk off a few lessons and give the teachers a break"

Fester says:
hahaha

Fester says:
yeah its well funn what teachers say about schoolkids they dont give a fuck lol

Ben says:
mine did

Fester says:
worked in my old school for 2 years now its quality

Ben says:
i pulled into the bank car park the other month and a teacher i threaten to kill was just pulling up, he saw me and reversed and drove off

[Fester]

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[wisewood]

lmfao @ the scared teacher at the end...

and festers feeble attempt to get ben to pay for the postage.

[Ben (lurk75)]

lmfao @ the scared teacher at the end...

My mum didnt find it funny when i got suspended for a month for threating "to do him in" apprently, he should have given my walkman back, and he made me miss my bus home- sod.

[jkhilton]

schools are wierd, for my GCSE's I got 1 A,5B's, 2C's and a D in home Ec!!! lol, they said I wasn't "academic enough" to go into the sixth form and they booted me out!!! lol
I thought my grades were pretty good and I was on the lacrosse team and the athletics team, did some out of school activities for the school. Stuck up motherfucking private school bastards! but after all that, I'm not bothered!! :roll: :lol:

[locky]

Ben says:
well its still in the car



I aint saying a word!
:lol:

[Anton]

:lol: fester you crazy kid

[Ben (lurk75)]

Ben says:
well its still in the car



I aint saying a word!
:lol:

Cheecky sod :!: what you trying to say :roll:

[Tilly]

SKANKED LOL


im paying ?15 for my mk2 dash

[Mark]

Damn that's a good deal Tilly!

[locky]

Lol, just waitin 4 bits!
No rush m8!
Whenever ur ready i am!
Got the money put away!!!!!! :wink:
Thanx!

[Ben (lurk75)]

Locky- You just ahppen to want the most awkward parts that can be removed off a car.

When we go to the garage the last thing i want to do is take a petrol tank off! Will do it soon i promise.

[locky]

Hahahaha!
Like i sed m8, in yer own time no major rush, just b4 trax lol!!!!!
I know its a bastard getting douced in petrol!
Cheers!

[Ben (lurk75)]

in yer own time no major rush, just b4 trax lol!!!!!

You'll be lucky :!: Will see what i can do :!:

[locky]

Il come 2 Bristol n take it off if u like!!!!! :D

[Mark]

Make sure you claim the bridge toll back Locky

[Ben (lurk75)]

Its in newport i think, cant remember what car its coming off :!:

[Mark]

A Nova??

[Ben (lurk75)]

At the moment we have between us...

2 x Black GTE's
2 x White GSi's
1 x Silver GSi
1 x White SR
1 x Red 2.0l 16v
1 x Blue GTE shell

[Mark]

Not bad at all!

[locky]

Newport is better 4 me lol! :D

[Mark]

Newport is better 4 me lol! :D
Well there had to be one person in the world?!?! :o :lol: :lol:

[burgo]

lol at u two talkin bollocks and ben where u keep all these cars surly ya drive aint that big

[Ben (lurk75)]

3 at my house 4 in the warehouse and a couple at wills.

[wisewood]

lmfao, thats quite a list of cars there ben - no wonder people spend so long lookin for a nova - YOU BUY EM ALL FIRST!!

[Ben (lurk75)]

you know it :wink:

[Mark]

I don't know why I bother buying the trade-it, I should just ring Ben up and ask if there were any cars that he has decided not to buy this week so I can go and have a look. :D :lol: :D

[Ben (lurk75)]

Think i have only bought two novas to break out the Trade it, people in Bristol and surroundign area are so full of shite and you will never get a good deal, always get mine form another part of the country :wink:

[locky]

Wales Boyo! :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

you must be joking, i wouldnt give your race the steam off my piss let alone my hard earned money :!:

(just joking everyone)

[Mark]

There's no need for that Ben, I'm sure Wales has atleast one nice car in it! :lol:

[Phil_G]

aye..


and it ent mine :S


phil

[Neil.]

there was this little chicken that i saw and i killed it and made mash potatoes out if it!

[Mark]

there was this little chicken that i saw and i killed it and made mash potatoes out if it!
What the!! - Morning NOva, did we come in a 1am a little worse for ware and decide to write something!! :lol: :lol:

[locky]

Nor mine Phil lol!
:lol:
its a shed atm!
in need of a good respray n a few refinements!