epo
03-08-03, 06:41 PM
A Posh Hotel holds 3 weddings on the same day and at the end of the
>>night, the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events
>>over a
couple
>>of Beers. One questions the other two, "Listen, it's our wedding night
and
>>I was wondering - how many times are we expected to...um...you
know....
>>DO IT ???"
>>
>>Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and
>>see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning
over
>>breakfast to discuss what went on. Suddenly one of the grooms pipes
up,
>>"Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first night marital goings on
over
>>the breakfast table with our new wives sat with us."
>>
>>"No you're right" . What we'll do then, is for every piece of Toast we
>>order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it",
offers
>>another groom. They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart. The
>>next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a bit
>>disheveled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely
>>stagger across the room to their tables.
>>
>> The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order, "Hello,
>>I'll have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces of toast
please".
>>The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in
a
>>toast to his fantastic prowess.
>>
>>The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too
>>shall have the full English breakfast but could I have FOUR pieces of
>>toast" The waitress gets to the last groom. "I shall also have the
full
>>English breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath
>>"SEVEN, yes SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" he calls for everyone's benefit.
>>Whilst giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare
at
>>him in disbelief.
>>
>>"Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress. "Why, that's an
>>awful lot" "Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is." She
>>writes
down
>>his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the groom calls
after
>>her again........
>>
>>" And by the way love, can you make two of those Brown?"
>>
>>night, the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events
>>over a
couple
>>of Beers. One questions the other two, "Listen, it's our wedding night
and
>>I was wondering - how many times are we expected to...um...you
know....
>>DO IT ???"
>>
>>Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and
>>see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning
over
>>breakfast to discuss what went on. Suddenly one of the grooms pipes
up,
>>"Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first night marital goings on
over
>>the breakfast table with our new wives sat with us."
>>
>>"No you're right" . What we'll do then, is for every piece of Toast we
>>order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it",
offers
>>another groom. They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart. The
>>next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a bit
>>disheveled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely
>>stagger across the room to their tables.
>>
>> The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order, "Hello,
>>I'll have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces of toast
please".
>>The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in
a
>>toast to his fantastic prowess.
>>
>>The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too
>>shall have the full English breakfast but could I have FOUR pieces of
>>toast" The waitress gets to the last groom. "I shall also have the
full
>>English breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath
>>"SEVEN, yes SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" he calls for everyone's benefit.
>>Whilst giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare
at
>>him in disbelief.
>>
>>"Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress. "Why, that's an
>>awful lot" "Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is." She
>>writes
down
>>his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the groom calls
after
>>her again........
>>
>>" And by the way love, can you make two of those Brown?"
>>