maths

[turbojolt]

right boys and girls

what do you get when you add

one idiot + make your own crossbow guide + 1 very sharp new saw


a right ****ing mess :d


http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/SAM_0419.jpg
http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/SAM_0418.jpg
http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/SAM_0417.jpg
http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/SAM_0416.jpg
http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/SAM_0412.jpg
........................ dont keep looking if you dont like gore......................................












































http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/SAM_0415.jpg
http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/SAM_0413.jpg



one amblunce ride and as few stiches later
http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/SAM_0420.jpg

luckly never cut any tendons so no real damage, you could see one it was rank lol

nhs were great as usual :thumb:

[Paul]

As though you thought that would end well. Better than the bow dnapping and impaling you through your front!

[pikey1986]

you sir should really think twice about building a nova lollol

[pie]

instead of buidling cross bows, buy some trainers f lol lol or are you jesus lol

[steviegsi]

lol lol

Can suggest we all club together and buy tj these...

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc142/jesteele1948/sold%20mdse/MD_0494-TAToolkit.jpg

[steviegsi]

instead of buidling cross bows, buy some trainers f lol lol or are you jesus lol

flol

[turbojolt]

wrap you foot in a cast for 7 weeks and then see how nice it is to walk around bare footed :P

[pie]

try not touching the ground for 18months then walk i flet like jesus lol

[turbojolt]

i bet it did mate, cant believe that it didn't even hurt started to sting a little but other then that it was fine, the dam diabetes test thing they do with that little red block hurt more



time for beer :)

[rubachuk]

Are you an EMO? You appear to self harming issues.

[Stuart]

Stiches... pfft Superglue is where its at.

[turbojolt]

if i couldnt see stuff moving about in there i would have glued it tbh lol

[scott.parker]

Stitches! looks like a grease compared to what Riggy did at work a year or so back! lol

Pics from FB.

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/37158_482549012463_6828726_n.jpg

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/63042_483344017463_4413188_n.jpg

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/69357_487852822463_6374263_n.jpg

lol lol

[turbojolt]

mine didnt look as bad as that, but once you could see past the blood it wasnt pretty lol

[scott.parker]

His looked like a battered gash that had been raped by a Viking!

[turbojolt]

abby took the piss wouldnt take anymore photos of it while waiting about in the hospital :(

[scott.parker]

Oh, are you still looking for another car, i saw your Corsa C thread, im looking to sell my MK4 Astra soon, just a thought.

[Jack]

Hello there

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/25179_395511423884_6052828_n.jpg

[John]

You numpty lol

edit (turbo not you jack lol)

[turbojolt]

Oh, are you still looking for another car, i saw your Corsa C thread, im looking to sell my MK4 Astra soon, just a thought.

no mate she got a fiesta in the end, you see it on sunday lol

[scott.parker]

Hangs head in shame! lol

[pie]

did jack give birth? f lol

[Andy]

And this clown works for the gas board.haha lol lol lol

[turbojolt]

And this clown works for the gas board.haha lol lol lol

and people say its hard to get a job ;)

[richz_nova]

nice... them saws are sharp have had a few close calls meself lol lol

[Mike]

and this clown works for the gas board.haha lol lol lol

lmfao!

[mowgli]

tj's foot gets better....... starts back at work......suddenly gets nasty injury......

anyone else see a pattern forming?????

ps. i've pulled worse wounds back together before with electrical tape & carried on working...

[turbojolt]

tj's foot gets better....... starts back at work......suddenly gets nasty injury......

anyone else see a pattern forming?????

ps. i've pulled worse wounds back together before with electrical tape & carried on working...

to be fair you cant see how deep it was in them photos, it just kept filling back up lol

[Jack]

You went in deep and it filled up? lol

did jack give birth? f lol
No but it felt like I had lol

[Jon_nova1]

broken leg? now half of your hand chopped off.....seriously, theres things a brother works out he should stay away from, yours is clearly anything with a warning hazard, just don't go cleaning your toilet, next thing you know you'll be getting your eye washed out lol

[Alex J]

did someone say pain lol

http://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy103/alex_maris/Photo0030.jpg

or my backside...

http://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy103/alex_maris/DSCF0558.jpg

[turbojolt]

how is the arm doing mister merris

[pie]

smash your gash f lol lol lol

[Alex J]

arm is almost mint, almost lol

[turbojolt]

png mint or mint mint lol

[pie]

lol

[Alex J]

corsa sport mint!

[steviegsi]

That ar$e looks like its takin some abuse merris! lol

[John]

wft just re-read that, you called an ambulance, and got taken in said ambulance to hospital, for that!

[novadave24]

how did you do that to your back side lol

[turbojolt]

wft just re-read that, you called an ambulance, and got taken in said ambulance to hospital, for that!

as i said you could see the tendons that photo dosnt show it very well at all, what would you have done? no one was around!

[John]

Wrapped it up and rung a taxi!

[turbojolt]

i wrapped it in two tea towls and it was still coming thru was rank, its easy to have a debate on what would you do now, and not when you have cut thru your hand and can see stuff inside of it :O

[turbojolt]

redressed it

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/419793_10151100967252118_61818834_n.jpg

yuck lol

[Neon_Lights]

oooft that a sore one!