know any.....

[frog_southampton]

know any funny jokes? short ones...that could be used down the pub?

it always gets 2 my turn 2 tell the next joke and cant remember any

always 2 cained when told em

[Stuart]

what do you call a fish with no eyes??






a fssssh



What do you call a deer with no eyes?

no eye'deer

what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

still no eye'deer


bad but hey

[frog_southampton]

what do u do if u see a fire man?

put it out man

what do u do if u see a space man?

park in it man

why didnt the lifegaurd save the hippy man?

coz he was 2 far out man

[dave.gsi]

went out today to buy some camoflage pants................................










couldn't find any

[brian]

A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to
his wife, "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery!
All ?9,500,000.... Woooohooo!!!!"


" That's great sweetie" she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or the
mountains?"


"Who cares", he replies, " Just f*** off ".