Ben (lurk75)
01-08-03, 01:54 PM
A bloke walks into his bar and say to the barmen
"will you buy me a pint if i get my dog to whistle the national anthem out his ass?"
The barmen replies...
"I will buy you drinks all night if he does that"
The bloke picks up the dog and place him on the bar and sure enough he whistles the national anthem, the bloke got drunk and went home..
The next day the guy returns to the pub and says to the same barman...
"I have taught him another tune, will you buy me some drinks if he whistles it?"
The barman replies...
"No i cant afford to tonight, but ask those guys down the end of the bar, there always up for a laugh"
So the bloke asks them and the agree. So he lifts the dog onto the bar and the dog sh*ts everywhere!
The barman screams...
"what the hell is he doing!!!!"
The bloke replies...
"He needed to clear his throat!"
:roll:
"will you buy me a pint if i get my dog to whistle the national anthem out his ass?"
The barmen replies...
"I will buy you drinks all night if he does that"
The bloke picks up the dog and place him on the bar and sure enough he whistles the national anthem, the bloke got drunk and went home..
The next day the guy returns to the pub and says to the same barman...
"I have taught him another tune, will you buy me some drinks if he whistles it?"
The barman replies...
"No i cant afford to tonight, but ask those guys down the end of the bar, there always up for a laugh"
So the bloke asks them and the agree. So he lifts the dog onto the bar and the dog sh*ts everywhere!
The barman screams...
"what the hell is he doing!!!!"
The bloke replies...
"He needed to clear his throat!"
:roll: