Condoms!!

[Nova-Boy]

Sorry If this has been done before but:

Just imagine if some large organisations took to marketing condoms under their own brand names keeping their trade logos!!

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wid e
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in about 30minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor s eller!!!)

[wisewood]

its been done before - several times :lol:

[Nova-Boy]

Sh*T :oops:

[Ben (lurk75)]

I was first :lol: :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

PROVE IT!!!

dig out all the posts and show us the dates they were posted and show yours was the first - go on... go on... prove it!

[Tilly]

Yeah :lol:

[Evolution]

I thought it was M&M's that melt in your mouth not in your hand :?


British Telecom Condoms: If only everything in life was as simple.
Comet Condoms: You know where to come.
Nokia Condoms: Connecting people
Celtic FC Condoms: Smell the glove
Rangers FC Condoms: Simply the best
Mr Muscle Condoms: Loves the jobs you hate
Guinness Condoms: Good things come to those who wait.
AT&T Condoms: Cover your arse, we'll cover the rest.
US Police Force Condoms: To protect and serve.
US Marine Corp Logistics Condoms: In the rear with the gear.
US Air Force Condoms: Shoot First, regret it later.

[SKoob]

lol another insomniac :lol:

[Evolution]

Haha, well its good to know im not the only one on here. I wonder where burgo90 is tonight.

Crail Raceway Condoms: Run what ya brung.

[burgo]

im here evo ive bin working tonight hence why im on l8r than usual dont see me self bein on long bin awake since 7 oclock tuesday evening

[Evolution]

I went to bed at 11pm on monday, woke up at 9pm on tuesday, i havent been to bed yet except for 30minutes sleep before i went to work.
It sucks having friends who all have "normal" day jobs. They tend to be asleep at night.

[burgo]

it sucks bein an insomniac i wouldnt mind bein normal