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hi people just to let everyone.
so people know i am not trying to do small text talking. or trying to take the p**s .
i have got a spelling problem. i can read very well. but with spelling i see things different
then other people
i'e for example
throught (taken me 20mins to find it in the book )------ i spell it as fort
sorry people im a tard at heart
please dont take it the wrong way. please bear with me when i post a comment or a reply. to me looking at it looks prefectly fine. but too you ladies and gentleman it dont..
i cnrt help the way i talk an spell. i dont mind sitting there for 4 an half years
trying to make a sentance up. so i can talk back :thumb:
peace out
Lol I have a tiny violin here
Fair play for saying, for me tho as long as people are making a effort it should always be ok
At least the spelling police arnt on duty tonight lol
lol For you to insult me, I must first value your opinion
Brain Exercise
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it is important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain.
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your mind and . . . begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you said, "toast,” then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread,” go to question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk.” What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said, "milk,” please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World.” If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,” what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass,” then go on to question four.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: You do not, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree,” you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for goodness sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!
Only great minds can read this!!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
turbojolt
08-06-12, 10:31 PM
Only great minds can read this!!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
i posted that before and was moaned at fo text typing lmfao
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sweet . you gotta love the nazi's
Fair play for saying, for me though as long as people are making a effort it should always be ok
At least the spelling police arnt on duty tonight lol:p
brainsnova
08-06-12, 11:35 PM
Just use an iPhone it will correct all your words
as does google chrome and firefox
Novasport
08-06-12, 11:47 PM
Fair play for saying, for me tho as long as people are making a effort it should always be ok
At least the spelling police arnt on duty tonight lol
aren't! lol
as does google chrome and firefox
Indeed, all the browsers now have an app or add-on that'll do your spelling for you. I am Dyslexic and know the benefits.
Just use an iPhone it will ruin all your words
Efa :) :(
turbojolt
09-06-12, 12:08 AM
whats wrong with just being plain thick now days
whats wrong with just being plain thick now days
works for you ;)
turbojolt
09-06-12, 12:15 AM
true that my man of ethnic origins
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re the dodgy mensa test....
q.4, 20 years ago was 1992, and the berlin wall fell in november 1989 & germany was reunified in 1990. sorry, but pedantry is a hobby of mine
steviegsi
09-06-12, 10:37 AM
Tihs trehad is blocloks. :)
Ih konw . Tis ttolay msesed ply
well now thats all cleared up
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Afpmsl! Lolz!
I've skipped a few pages but have you tried viewing the internet through Google Chrome or such? As they have a built in spell check which underlies anything spelt wrong and give you either the right spelling or a word it might be..
Really helps with bad spelling and is faster and nicer than most... It's another reason i use it.
ill check it out benn .. you live in fareham . i use to live down there in gosport . small world
Complete utter waste of my life reading this thread is completely wasting my life reading this.
True story.
complete utter waste of my life reading this thread is completely wasting my life reading this.
True story.
ZOMG!!!!!!
True story lol
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