bordom is boring

[??Mm?]

why is life so boring?
even when youve spent all day doing something, you are back 5 mins and are bored again!
any suggestions to be less bored? :?:

[Mark]

Masturbate ! - You won't go blind and your palms won't get hairy! Honest lol

[??Mm?]

lol thnx 4 the idea... but no thnx! god i should have known sum1 would say sumin like that, im so naive

[Mark]

Ok, Ok, something less drastic then - origami?

[??Mm?]

ok well that would be good if i could do that... but im useless lol!
i do have an origami bird sittin on my monitor tho :P

[Mark]

Ok well I think the only other thing is ALCOHOL!!!!!!!

[??Mm?]

well thats a brilliant idea but that is for 2moro coz im goin to a massive party and am planning to get off my face :lol: so saving myself! lol!

[Mark]

I saved myself once - wish I hadn't!

[??Mm?]

lol why do u wish?
and ive got a better idea now n e way, sleeping... well soon n e way :)

[Tilly]

yeah drink like me. sat on net drinking

[Mark]

Christ, if you had my life you'd you you were dead!
And on that note no time to sleep I can do that when I'm dead!

[??Mm?]

lol well thats crazy coz every1 needs sleep to recharge their battries else ud look rough as shit and ... be tired lol

[Mark]

Don't need sleep got a battery charger! lol

[??Mm?]

lol no i think your mistaking yourself for a mobile fone luv!

[Mark]

Press my buttons - make me ring! I'd be a Nokia 3210 - old, but still working with a few snazzy covers I put on each month!

[??Mm?]

lol isnt it "press my buttons to turn me on" :?:

[Mark]

I'm a man, I'm contantly turned on!

[??Mm?]

good point! thnx 4 pointing that out! i can see clearly now the rain has gone

[Tilly]

id be constantly on vibrate atm deprived of it

[Mark]

Any chance you need a new phone, I can vibrate!

[Breeny]

I'm a man, I'm contantly turned on! :o

Think I must be getting old or something :?

[Mark]

Youre not old youve just forgot to switch back on!

[Breeny]

Dunno about forgot.. think ive lost the switch altogether! :lol:

[Mark]

Check out Ebay, you can find pretty much anything on there!

[Breeny]

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[Mark]

Very good!
I might have one in the yard somewhere if youre interested - I think it's been modified to a 'super turn on switch'

[martin100]

is this sammy person a girl or jus gay? :?:

[Mark]

I take it you mean the Pink writing and Eeyore?

[martin100]

yeh thats the stuff

[Mark]

Hmmn, slightly dubious, remind me to ask next time he's online.

[martin100]

lol will do :grab:

[Breeny]

Its a she... Its Will's aka Novanutter's missus.

[martin100]

no worries its a girl, looked on her profile. :D

[Will]

hands off my bird :P

[burgo]

lol @ nutter getting defensive r we

[??Mm?]

:o calling me a "he" thats an insult!!!!!!!!!!! well then agen will is gay so u never know :P only jokin!! hehe :lol: :lol: