Chinese

[Mark]

I woman goes into her local chinese, sits down and orders her meal. Two minutes later a Duck in a Tuxedo with a rose walks up and says :
Your eyes twinkle like the moon on the ocean.
The woman then call over the waiter and says:
I asked for aromatic duck, not a romantic duck!
AH SO SORRY!

[locky]

<<<<<<<< shakes his head n laffs :roll:
Good effort tho m8!

[Tazzy]

oh dear... :roll:

this guy's quakers!

[novamark]

lol. what the duck's all that about?

[Mark]

Oh yes very good!

[Jules]

Is that the same Chinese that when a customer rang and asked if they deliver they said "No, but we do chicken, pork, beef.................."
:lol:

[Nova-Boy]

:roll:

[Mark]

Is that the same Chinese that when a customer rang and asked if they deliver they said "No, but we do chicken, pork, beef.................."
And you reckon I need help?!?!?!?