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swedge
08-04-12, 03:25 PM
when my mum finds out if washed the nova carpets in the bath?

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee127/swedge87/4db1f8bd.jpg

MK999
08-04-12, 03:27 PM
I think you have an awesome scapegoat and the photo to prove it :)

edit: Either that or you're much shorter than I always imagined.

Edd
08-04-12, 03:30 PM
Wtf are you doing with it sat in a bath of dirty water ? lol

Jet wash ftw

swedge
08-04-12, 03:34 PM
its only soaking it will be taken outside and hosed down lol

Lynsey
08-04-12, 03:39 PM
Oh dear. You deserve a good few minutes on the naughty step for that!

Alex J
08-04-12, 03:40 PM
header tank in the dish washer was a good one for me lol

Lynsey
08-04-12, 03:45 PM
I crammed my Nova carpet in the washing machine lol I don't think it was a very good idea!

swedge
08-04-12, 03:46 PM
I crammed my Nova carpet in the washing machine lol I don't think it was a very good idea!

i did think of that but id probably destroy it lol

Lynsey
08-04-12, 03:51 PM
Washer or carpet? lol

swedge
08-04-12, 03:55 PM
probably both knowing nova's

mowgli
08-04-12, 04:02 PM
i'll see your carpet in the bath & raise it one complete engine being rebuilt in my bedroom

swedge
08-04-12, 04:25 PM
i'll see your carpet in the bath & raise it one complete engine being rebuilt in my bedroom

if i could i would lol

mowgli
08-04-12, 04:37 PM
i did....it was effing heavy to carry down the stairs when it was assembled.....

tom reid
09-04-12, 08:37 AM
Top Gear take on this would be.........
So here on Top Gear Scotlandshire we employed the nice man called McManlove for a reading of the contents of Swedge's bath water.
Apart from the everpresent gentleman juice, strands of what are apparently wire brush or it might just be pubic hair from a Scottish Ginger Person, rolled up lung mucus bundles, thick spots of insoluble Iron Bru, we also found traces of what appear to be the Loch Ness Monster and deep fried pizza and believe it or not ..Tartan paint!
So in the traditional Top Gear ending, we cemented the bath plug in, just to ensure that Mummy Swedge could bathe in the delights of her Scottish heritagelol

swedge
09-04-12, 10:11 AM
Hahaha Tom your some cookie lol

Pistol Pete
09-04-12, 10:36 AM
its only soaking it will be taken outside and hosed down lol

Blimey you look about 10!

And no hose pipe ban round your way then....lol

Spudly
09-04-12, 10:42 AM
Youre doing it wrong, you should steam clean it with an industrial jetwash, i did my spare antibes carpet like that and it came out mint, i can also beat merris' header tank in the dishwasher, as my mate cleaned a turbo for an evo III in his dishwasher, wouldve gotten away with it, had he not forgotten and left it in there for his mrs to find lol

mowgli
09-04-12, 10:54 AM
i did some lights & left them in the dishwasher .....

but she forgave me for using all the oven cleaner on the last head i cleaned up

swedge
09-04-12, 12:38 PM
Blimey you look about 10!

And no hose pipe ban round your way then....lol


haha my son is only 2 lol, it was only left in the bath to soften all the crap then taken outside and cleaned

mowgli
09-04-12, 02:28 PM
i washed the dog in the bath when she rolled in fox sh!t... that got me a ban from putting anything other than a human in the bath, after i cleaned up everywhere.

swedge
09-04-12, 02:43 PM
I used to hate washing the dog in the bath the dog was huge and has to make a clear runway to the front door and let him run out

Always stopped halfway and shook itself

mowgli
09-04-12, 02:50 PM
yup, my eldest daughter was given the job of running my dog to the door, & she managed to stop 6 yes 6 times on the way..... it took me about 8 hours to get the place tidied up..