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everyone has some secret little thing that they love doing
this evening i was round my mums, & i opened the top door of her aga & warmed my ar$e for a few moments, just like i've done since i was a little kid.. at least she doesn't smack my bum with a dr scholl sandal anymore if she catches me.. lol
then tonight i beat everyone in my house to the new coffee jar & popped the top with a spoon, oh!!! the pleasure... i can sleep happy now....
come of folks, what little secret pleasures do you have? keep it clean, which is why i put it in muppet.
Novasport
02-04-12, 11:50 PM
You're wierd!
come on novasport, fess up.... it can't be hoarding car parts, can it???
TeddyThom
03-04-12, 01:00 AM
Bubblewrap... Nuff said.
Load of it on the floor at tescos, got some well deserved weird looks for walking over it and popping as much as I could.
thankyou for lowering the tone, i was trying to keep this thread clean, and you are shagging american tramps...
Also cake, but that's hardly a secret lol
come on hobbit, there must be some strange little insignificant thing that you really love doing, we all do these things.... just some of us admit to it.. is it cleaning cake bowls, or eating the burnt bits from the edge of the shepherds pie dish??? etc...
turbojolt
03-04-12, 08:49 AM
Really heavy rain, I like the sound of it when trying to sleep also don't know if anyone has done it but being in pool outside when its hammering down its a strange sensation
i was in france at a large outdoor pool on a campsite when it started raining & all the french & german swimmers got out & ran for cover!!!! lol
autoworksnovasport
03-04-12, 09:03 AM
incase they got wet???
When you gently hitch up a trailer and get two distinctive clicks rather one massive bang if you smash into the pin.
do you mean when someone has actually jacked it up right? oh the pleasure when that happens...
autoworksnovasport
03-04-12, 09:38 AM
are you talking 5th wheel trucking???
Penny (not any more!) sweets.
I can eat dozens of those green turtles in seconds.
turbojolt
03-04-12, 09:42 AM
didnt think penny sweets were around anymore
autoworksnovasport
03-04-12, 09:45 AM
they are but the 5p each
most are 2p in a shop in the next village.
Its hilarious when theyre counting them out for me and then my kids then pass the lady at the till their bags lol
Haha Mowgli I like doing that with the coffee jar too as I love the smell off coffee lol
be careful with an ovaltine jar though, i nearly took an eye out when the spoon rebounded
I'm not an ovaltine fan I'm afraid
Banning people from web forums. Ahhhhhhhhhh.... :)
jack, thats no secret, now is it???
Pointing at my car telling the Polish bloke he's not cleaned it properly lol
Opening a new jar of something. I love the "pop" sound.
Hoovering is another favourite. I love Tuesdays when Daniel is at nursery, I get to hoover without him either chasing the hoover or screaming at it
any chance you could pop round to my house & do some secret hoovering ?
turbojolt
03-04-12, 03:43 PM
a clean sheeted bed is a big one for me aswell always have the best sleep in a fresh bed
We don't even want to know what you do with the attachments ;) haha
a clean sheeted bed is a big one for me aswell always have the best sleep in a fresh bed
Especially after a bath when the sheets have been dried on the line
Oh and also a cold pillow haha
On tjs theme, listening to the sound of rain on either a tent or conservatory roof.
turbojolt
03-04-12, 03:47 PM
Especially after a bath when the sheets have been dried on the line
Oh and also a cold pillow haha
yes
Being able to piss in a toilet and not a bottle.
Being able to piss in a toilet and not a bottle.
hobbit, check out what i posted yesterday in muppet/video.....
ps. are you still delivering from the pop factory????? and can you tell me the brands for future avoidance.. lol lol
how's about that first sit down on your own khazi when you come home from a foreigh hol???
Yup still moving the soft drinks. Although on tescos this week as i've been a naughty boy. Only got 27 hours driving left on my 90 hour 2 week limit. and still got 4 shifts left... lol oops.
Eating lots of ice cubes or sticking my head in a freezer and getting that feeling that your nose has frozen
and
Smelling that musty smell that sometimes comes out of air con in a car
:d
Getting into a freshly made bed after a shower. Nothing gets any better than that.
... unless someones already in it and happens to enjoy a bit of noshing.
Southie
03-04-12, 07:04 PM
Drinking fizzy pop and the gasses make your nose tickle.
Also trumping in the bath and popping the bubbles lol
Smelling that musty smell that sometimes comes out of air con in a car
Love a bit of legionnaire's disease?
That reminds me, there's a good A/C place in Martinstown apparently, we should take the celica there to get re-gassed and de-bacterialized lol
turbojolt
03-04-12, 07:08 PM
Eating lots of ice cubes or sticking my head in a freezer and getting that feeling that your nose has frozen
:d
How old are you? If you don't mind me asking, are you.going thru early menopause? lol
turbojolt
03-04-12, 07:08 PM
Eating lots of ice cubes or sticking my head in a freezer and getting that feeling that your nose has frozen
:d
How old are you? If you don't mind me asking, are you.going thru early menopause? lol
I hope no, Im 27. lol
is that a sign of it??
turbojolt
03-04-12, 07:13 PM
I would be seeking advice from your doctor!!!!!! lol
Landing a Mr Whippy in some one elses porcelain throne.
'Secret pleasures' :roll:
What's with all the name changes? Can I have my "fat" back? lol
windfreek
03-04-12, 08:25 PM
when you get some new sheets, pillows and a new duvet for the bed, and that night will be the most comfy night youll get til you buy another new duvet
What's with all the name changes? Can I have my "fat" back? lol
You can have mine, free of charge!
turbojolt
03-04-12, 08:40 PM
Give him a break and do it in installments luv xx lol
mk1nova_rich
03-04-12, 09:00 PM
Black pudding...I love it
brainsnova
03-04-12, 10:15 PM
Mine is working lol if my friends are doing anything I have to help and I do it for nothing. I've saved them thousands. The rest of the time I'm retired
autoworksnovasport
03-04-12, 10:20 PM
Mine is working lol if my friends are doing anything I have to help and I do it for nothing. I've saved them thousands. The rest of the time I'm retired
do you want to be my freind ive got a patio to put down next weekend ;)
brainsnova
03-04-12, 10:30 PM
do you want to be my freind ive got a patio to put down next weekend ;)
I'm currently mono blocking my mates front garden lol
novalew
03-04-12, 10:35 PM
cleaning cars, i love it
windfreek
03-04-12, 10:35 PM
CV Submitted
I'm currently mono blocking my mates front garden lol
Cover note attached
Mine is working lol if my friends are doing anything I have to help and I do it for nothing. I've saved them thousands. The rest of the time I'm retired
Id say your hired
turbojolt
03-04-12, 10:36 PM
If its not to far from my house and she will pick me up I would give you a hand mate if I get to see your nova lol
Shiny things...isnt it obvious lol. starting with something crap...and having it finished uber shiny...makes me feel good and rather poud.
^^ dont forget cake n tea lol
BRoadGhost
03-04-12, 11:30 PM
Doing toast under the grill not in the toaster
turbojolt
03-04-12, 11:39 PM
Shiny things...isnt it obvious lol. starting with something crap...and having it finished uber shiny...makes me feel good and rather poud.
I was explaining my whole new welding thing to my birds dad and it all comes back down to me not getting job satisfaction anymore, I use to see something at The end of the working day and always felt like my day was fulfilled as I have accomplished something as I don't fell like that anymore when I.do a good weld it feels really good suppose that should be another thing on my list 'the felling of achieving something in a day'
turbojolt
03-04-12, 11:40 PM
Shiny things...isnt it obvious lol. starting with something crap...and having it finished uber shiny...makes me feel good and rather poud.
I was explaining my whole new welding thing to my birds dad and it all comes back down to me not getting job satisfaction anymore, I use to see something at The end of the working day and always felt like my day was fulfilled as I have accomplished something as I don't fell like that anymore when I.do a good weld it feels really good suppose that should be another thing on my list 'the felling of achieving something in a day'
Southie
04-04-12, 07:52 AM
Another thing I enjoy is the smell of brand new trainers fresh out of the box mmmm delicious.
Another thing I enjoy is the smell of brand new trainers fresh out of the box mmmm delicious.
I used to love that smell, 2 years of working at clarks has made me immune to the smell now though :(
I was explaining my whole new welding thing to my birds dad and it all comes back down to me not getting job satisfaction anymore, I use to see something at The end of the working day and always felt like my day was fulfilled as I have accomplished something as I don't fell like that anymore when I.do a good weld it feels really good suppose that should be another thing on my list 'the felling of achieving something in a day'
this is exactly what i miss out of working life - 4years of working in a plastics production factory is really beginning to take its toll on my mental health (im getting sensible lol)
As I'm off the motorways at the moment I get a welcome return to holding up traffic in the city centre by sweeping the road at 4 KPH lollollol
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