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mowgli
02-04-12, 11:38 PM
everyone has some secret little thing that they love doing

this evening i was round my mums, & i opened the top door of her aga & warmed my ar$e for a few moments, just like i've done since i was a little kid.. at least she doesn't smack my bum with a dr scholl sandal anymore if she catches me.. lol

then tonight i beat everyone in my house to the new coffee jar & popped the top with a spoon, oh!!! the pleasure... i can sleep happy now....

come of folks, what little secret pleasures do you have? keep it clean, which is why i put it in muppet.

Novasport
02-04-12, 11:50 PM
You're wierd!

mowgli
03-04-12, 12:05 AM
come on novasport, fess up.... it can't be hoarding car parts, can it???

TeddyThom
03-04-12, 01:00 AM
Bubblewrap... Nuff said.

Load of it on the floor at tescos, got some well deserved weird looks for walking over it and popping as much as I could.

Hobbit
03-04-12, 07:29 AM
Bum sex

mowgli
03-04-12, 07:43 AM
thankyou for lowering the tone, i was trying to keep this thread clean, and you are shagging american tramps...

Hobbit
03-04-12, 07:51 AM
Also cake, but that's hardly a secret lol

mowgli
03-04-12, 08:07 AM
come on hobbit, there must be some strange little insignificant thing that you really love doing, we all do these things.... just some of us admit to it.. is it cleaning cake bowls, or eating the burnt bits from the edge of the shepherds pie dish??? etc...

turbojolt
03-04-12, 08:49 AM
Really heavy rain, I like the sound of it when trying to sleep also don't know if anyone has done it but being in pool outside when its hammering down its a strange sensation

mowgli
03-04-12, 09:02 AM
i was in france at a large outdoor pool on a campsite when it started raining & all the french & german swimmers got out & ran for cover!!!! lol

autoworksnovasport
03-04-12, 09:03 AM
incase they got wet???

Hobbit
03-04-12, 09:05 AM
When you gently hitch up a trailer and get two distinctive clicks rather one massive bang if you smash into the pin.

mowgli
03-04-12, 09:28 AM
do you mean when someone has actually jacked it up right? oh the pleasure when that happens...

autoworksnovasport
03-04-12, 09:38 AM
are you talking 5th wheel trucking???

Andy
03-04-12, 09:38 AM
Penny (not any more!) sweets.
I can eat dozens of those green turtles in seconds.

turbojolt
03-04-12, 09:42 AM
didnt think penny sweets were around anymore

autoworksnovasport
03-04-12, 09:45 AM
they are but the 5p each

Andy
03-04-12, 09:49 AM
most are 2p in a shop in the next village.
Its hilarious when theyre counting them out for me and then my kids then pass the lady at the till their bags lol

swedge
03-04-12, 10:12 AM
Haha Mowgli I like doing that with the coffee jar too as I love the smell off coffee lol

mowgli
03-04-12, 10:20 AM
be careful with an ovaltine jar though, i nearly took an eye out when the spoon rebounded

swedge
03-04-12, 11:25 AM
I'm not an ovaltine fan I'm afraid

Jack
03-04-12, 12:57 PM
Banning people from web forums. Ahhhhhhhhhh.... :)

mowgli
03-04-12, 01:02 PM
jack, thats no secret, now is it???

Tony M
03-04-12, 01:07 PM
Pointing at my car telling the Polish bloke he's not cleaned it properly lol

Tanya.
03-04-12, 03:20 PM
Opening a new jar of something. I love the "pop" sound.
Hoovering is another favourite. I love Tuesdays when Daniel is at nursery, I get to hoover without him either chasing the hoover or screaming at it

mowgli
03-04-12, 03:40 PM
any chance you could pop round to my house & do some secret hoovering ?

turbojolt
03-04-12, 03:43 PM
a clean sheeted bed is a big one for me aswell always have the best sleep in a fresh bed

swedge
03-04-12, 03:43 PM
We don't even want to know what you do with the attachments ;) haha

swedge
03-04-12, 03:44 PM
a clean sheeted bed is a big one for me aswell always have the best sleep in a fresh bed

Especially after a bath when the sheets have been dried on the line

Oh and also a cold pillow haha

John
03-04-12, 03:45 PM
On tjs theme, listening to the sound of rain on either a tent or conservatory roof.

turbojolt
03-04-12, 03:47 PM
Especially after a bath when the sheets have been dried on the line

Oh and also a cold pillow haha

yes

Hobbit
03-04-12, 04:21 PM
Being able to piss in a toilet and not a bottle.

mowgli
03-04-12, 04:30 PM
Being able to piss in a toilet and not a bottle.
hobbit, check out what i posted yesterday in muppet/video.....

ps. are you still delivering from the pop factory????? and can you tell me the brands for future avoidance.. lol lol

mowgli
03-04-12, 04:32 PM
how's about that first sit down on your own khazi when you come home from a foreigh hol???

Hobbit
03-04-12, 04:54 PM
Yup still moving the soft drinks. Although on tescos this week as i've been a naughty boy. Only got 27 hours driving left on my 90 hour 2 week limit. and still got 4 shifts left... lol oops.

Hayley
03-04-12, 06:45 PM
Eating lots of ice cubes or sticking my head in a freezer and getting that feeling that your nose has frozen

and

Smelling that musty smell that sometimes comes out of air con in a car

:d

Lee
03-04-12, 06:51 PM
Getting into a freshly made bed after a shower. Nothing gets any better than that.







... unless someones already in it and happens to enjoy a bit of noshing.

Southie
03-04-12, 07:04 PM
Drinking fizzy pop and the gasses make your nose tickle.

Also trumping in the bath and popping the bubbles lol

Jack
03-04-12, 07:04 PM
Smelling that musty smell that sometimes comes out of air con in a car
Love a bit of legionnaire's disease?

That reminds me, there's a good A/C place in Martinstown apparently, we should take the celica there to get re-gassed and de-bacterialized lol

turbojolt
03-04-12, 07:08 PM
Eating lots of ice cubes or sticking my head in a freezer and getting that feeling that your nose has frozen

:d

How old are you? If you don't mind me asking, are you.going thru early menopause? lol

turbojolt
03-04-12, 07:08 PM
Eating lots of ice cubes or sticking my head in a freezer and getting that feeling that your nose has frozen

:d

How old are you? If you don't mind me asking, are you.going thru early menopause? lol

Hayley
03-04-12, 07:09 PM
I hope no, Im 27. lol

is that a sign of it??

turbojolt
03-04-12, 07:13 PM
I would be seeking advice from your doctor!!!!!! lol

Mike
03-04-12, 07:25 PM
Landing a Mr Whippy in some one elses porcelain throne.

Lynsey
03-04-12, 08:11 PM
'Secret pleasures' :roll:

Hobbit
03-04-12, 08:22 PM
What's with all the name changes? Can I have my "fat" back? lol

windfreek
03-04-12, 08:25 PM
when you get some new sheets, pillows and a new duvet for the bed, and that night will be the most comfy night youll get til you buy another new duvet

Lynsey
03-04-12, 08:29 PM
What's with all the name changes? Can I have my "fat" back? lol

You can have mine, free of charge!

turbojolt
03-04-12, 08:40 PM
Give him a break and do it in installments luv xx lol

mk1nova_rich
03-04-12, 09:00 PM
Black pudding...I love it

brainsnova
03-04-12, 10:15 PM
Mine is working lol if my friends are doing anything I have to help and I do it for nothing. I've saved them thousands. The rest of the time I'm retired

autoworksnovasport
03-04-12, 10:20 PM
Mine is working lol if my friends are doing anything I have to help and I do it for nothing. I've saved them thousands. The rest of the time I'm retired

do you want to be my freind ive got a patio to put down next weekend ;)

brainsnova
03-04-12, 10:30 PM
do you want to be my freind ive got a patio to put down next weekend ;)

I'm currently mono blocking my mates front garden lol

novalew
03-04-12, 10:35 PM
cleaning cars, i love it

windfreek
03-04-12, 10:35 PM
CV Submitted


I'm currently mono blocking my mates front garden lol


Cover note attached


Mine is working lol if my friends are doing anything I have to help and I do it for nothing. I've saved them thousands. The rest of the time I'm retired

Id say your hired

turbojolt
03-04-12, 10:36 PM
If its not to far from my house and she will pick me up I would give you a hand mate if I get to see your nova lol

Bubba
03-04-12, 11:27 PM
Shiny things...isnt it obvious lol. starting with something crap...and having it finished uber shiny...makes me feel good and rather poud.

pie
03-04-12, 11:29 PM
^^ dont forget cake n tea lol

BRoadGhost
03-04-12, 11:30 PM
Doing toast under the grill not in the toaster

turbojolt
03-04-12, 11:39 PM
Shiny things...isnt it obvious lol. starting with something crap...and having it finished uber shiny...makes me feel good and rather poud.


I was explaining my whole new welding thing to my birds dad and it all comes back down to me not getting job satisfaction anymore, I use to see something at The end of the working day and always felt like my day was fulfilled as I have accomplished something as I don't fell like that anymore when I.do a good weld it feels really good suppose that should be another thing on my list 'the felling of achieving something in a day'

turbojolt
03-04-12, 11:40 PM
Shiny things...isnt it obvious lol. starting with something crap...and having it finished uber shiny...makes me feel good and rather poud.


I was explaining my whole new welding thing to my birds dad and it all comes back down to me not getting job satisfaction anymore, I use to see something at The end of the working day and always felt like my day was fulfilled as I have accomplished something as I don't fell like that anymore when I.do a good weld it feels really good suppose that should be another thing on my list 'the felling of achieving something in a day'

Southie
04-04-12, 07:52 AM
Another thing I enjoy is the smell of brand new trainers fresh out of the box mmmm delicious.

Tanya.
04-04-12, 10:23 AM
Another thing I enjoy is the smell of brand new trainers fresh out of the box mmmm delicious.

I used to love that smell, 2 years of working at clarks has made me immune to the smell now though :(

draper
04-04-12, 10:32 AM
I was explaining my whole new welding thing to my birds dad and it all comes back down to me not getting job satisfaction anymore, I use to see something at The end of the working day and always felt like my day was fulfilled as I have accomplished something as I don't fell like that anymore when I.do a good weld it feels really good suppose that should be another thing on my list 'the felling of achieving something in a day'

this is exactly what i miss out of working life - 4years of working in a plastics production factory is really beginning to take its toll on my mental health (im getting sensible lol)

bazil
04-04-12, 10:35 AM
As I'm off the motorways at the moment I get a welcome return to holding up traffic in the city centre by sweeping the road at 4 KPH lollollol