whats wrinkly & hangs out your boxers????

[mowgli]

yes.. your mum

remember its mothers day, so make sure you are nice to her, & buy her something decent.

thankyou

[sionrow]

lol that great

[Alex J]

havent got a mum:(, or nan:(, but i do have a wonderful mother to my child, who i did take out shopping at lakeside yesterday to make her feel special for all the hard work she dose, (not easy looking after a one year old and me lol), shes happy with new clothes, dinner tonight cooked by me for the first time, see now that pans out later lol

[mowgli]

its dead easy alex, you dip the chicken in milk first, then roll it in the flour with the secret blend of herbs & spices, then deep fry it. you'll be fine.. (i worked at kfc when i was 18...)

[Alex J]

its dead easy alex, you dip the chicken in milk first, then roll it in the flour with the secret blend of herbs & spices, then deep fry it. you'll be fine.. (i worked at kfc when i was 18...)mrs merris aint as much a chicken fan as me lol

[mowgli]

well, you must love her dearly to see past that gaping flaw in her character..

so what are you cooking for her then?

[draper]

last year i sent my mum flowers to work, not to be nice but so she had to explain to all her workmates about her 26yr old son she hadnt told them about because she lied about her age lol

this year she'll get a card and a visit from me and be happy with it !

[mowgli]

damper... yeouch there's nothing like families to screw things up..... just how young was she trying to play?? did you put your D.O.B on the card or something?

[draper]

she was trying to knock 10yrs off herself, didnt need my d.o.b just a 'from your loving son, mark' card as she hadnt even told anyone i existed

[mowgli]

she probably told them you'd got a paper round & saved up..

i couldn't possibly not tell anyone about any of my kids... it sounds like a horrible job/place of work

[draper]

shes a receptionist at the local hospital, its full of stuffy 'pretend middle class' people who lie about there life and how great they are - she fits in well !

[mowgli]

i thought it would be full of underage mums for some reason lol lol .....

my missus is a nurse & some of the stories she comes back with are incredible... they shouldn't allow that many women to be in one place together...

[Alex J]

well, you must love her dearly to see past that gaping flaw in her character..

so what are you cooking for her then?cottage pie, real, not microwave lol

[mowgli]

make sure the mash is creamy & buttery enough, then sprinkle a little grated cheese on top before you grill it

[brainsnova]

I just got my mum a card and put her out a job by getting her a new dishwasher

[bazil]

I miss my mum :(

Its hard every year as mothers day is usually 5 days after the day she died.

Look after your mum kids as you can never replace her.

[Bubba]

...whoops lol