funny lines in films

[autoworksnovasport]

watching hot fuzz at the moment and this line made me chucklelol


"if you wanna be a big cop in a small town f**k off up the model village"


anybody else got any good ones??

[bazil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHa_jqxnn4o&feature=youtube_gdata_player


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHa_jqxnn4o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Tim]

sorry for the long video but i couldnt pick a favorite in particular, these all all classics, enjoy......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06DbDR_cJ9I&feature=related

[Graeme]

A favorite of mine is ' I know you don't some weed, I know this, but I'm gonna get you high today, its Friday and you ain't job and ain't got sh1t to do'

[L33 LEG]

If you have seen The Other Guys then you will know how funny this scene really is. You just know that it wasnt rehearsed and was actually pure talent lol

-If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and freakin' EAT YOU! And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend

-Okay, First off: A lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water! If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that'd make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean? 20 foot waves — I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa — coming up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You'll lose that battle. You'll lose that battle 9 time out of 10. And guess what? You've wondered into our school of tuna, and we now have a taste for lion. We've talked to ourselves! We've communicated! And I said "You know what? Lion tastes good! Let's go get some more lion!". We've developed a system to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring...

-And how you gonna do that?

-We will construct a series of breathing apparatus, with kelp. We'll be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen...it's not going to be days at a time. But an hour? Hour forty-five? No problem! That'll give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're out-gunned and out-manned. Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

[TeddyThom]

"It's egg fried rice you plick!!"

Nuff said :)