dogs

[turbojolt]

My brother got a new dog, everyone meet bouncer lol

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/IMG_6106.jpg

[DAFTJOHN]

Nice one

Bouncer meet my westie lentil

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/DAFTJOHN/a8bf553b.jpg

[Nobby]

some gangsta ****

[turbojolt]

Bouncer is purely because of its small white bow tie shape under its neck lol

[brainsnova]

Bouncer plays xbox 2012 lol

[turbojolt]

Dam right lol

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/IMG_7984.jpg

[blue_peg_16v]

I don't have a dog I have a glorified rat other wise known as a Yorkshire terrier

[Bubba]

the dog we have is terrified of me :(

[Lewis.]

staffie FTW :)

I miss the old dog now I'm not at home :(

[turbojolt]

Best dog breed going imo

[Lewis.]

oh yes :)

[pie]

my staff

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loves the boot of my cav f lol

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my old rottie (he got nicked) :cry:

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yes i did have chavy white stripe in my hair but tha was years ago f lol

[turbojolt]

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/IMAG0241.jpg

My dog dodger, who was clearly missed loads by my brother as he brought a double of him lol

[turbojolt]

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/IMAG0241.jpg

My dog dodger, who was clearly missed loads by my brother as he brought a double of him lol

[pie]

^^^ hes stunning dude

[turbojolt]

Rotties are the only dog breed that **** me up I can't go near them

[Andy]

Seen as how anti footballers spam the football threads im going to do so in the sh1t machine thread lol
Dogs are ghey and sh1t everywhere,and i hate customers who dont clean up after their stinking things,bored of going into gardens that resemble cesspools.
Dont think your hard cos you have a "hard" dog etc
I got bit to bits and pinned down by an alsation when i was 6,probably why i hate thyem so much.
Etc
That feels good now,all done.
Police dogs are good,for catching bagheads etc

[turbojolt]

Funking hell Andy who's dog was it? how did it happen?

[Andy]

Was a friends dog,i went to go call for him,and nobody was in,the dog was in the back garden,i knocked on the door and no answer,then turned my back and started to walk out the garden,then i heard a saliva,wheezing,snarling growl and thuds on the grass as it ran for me,i tried to run but it was too fast,it jumped and its front paws dug into my shoulderblades and pinned me to the floor face down.
I rolled around in a ball as it was biting me,i could feel how hot its teeth were etc,it had tried to bite my head and caught my hair (agony) i was rolling around with it when the neighbour came and kicked it and someone else threw a brick at it.I ran home,my mam and dad went round and my friends dad claimed i must have teased it and said it had never gone for anyone.
It then disappeared,i was told it got put down because it was dangerous.

[turbojolt]

If my dog ever done that I would kill it myself fact!! That terrible did you have to go to the hospital?

I can see why you hate them tbh

[Andy]

Yeah went to hospital etc,wasnt as bad as it sounds,few cuts and bruises etc,it was more terrifying than owt else.Thankfully the kick moved it off me,then ui could get away,then while i was running off,the brick hit it and stopped it coming for me again.Otherwise who knows what could have happened?
I dont "Hate" them as such, i am a bag of nerves at mates/families houses who have them "they love bairns" they say.Get fukked,they can turn at any time,you cant tell a dog with a mental disorder but you can a human i say.I just dont trust them near my kids.Sat with clenched fists all time.
And dog sh1t-dont get me started.But thats more owners tbh.

[turbojolt]

A lot of dog problem come back to the owners tbh, I trust my dog but I'm not stupid and would never leave him alown with young kids as you say you never know, I consider myself a responsible dog owner and it pisses me off when I meet others with flippant attitudes towards there dogs like not picking up after them and looking after them right

[Calamity Josh]

Meet Harley.... :)
http://i1084.photobucket.com/albums/j404/CalamityJosh/IMG_0233.jpg

[turbojolt]

What breed is that mate

[turbojolt]

This is the best picture of my dog so far

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/230766_1666270782232_1401167246_31376246_6045644_n-1.jpg

I even had a drawing done of this picture

[Calamity Josh]

What breed is that mate
pedigree cocker spaniel, his grandad won crufts!

[turbojolt]

Never seen a all black Cocker spaniel before lovely coat on it

[Calamity Josh]

Never seen a all black Cocker spaniel before lovely coat on it

Apparantly there rare as they used to be hunted and killed years ago because there black people thought they were something to do with witches?

[turbojolt]

Wtf lol either way its a lovely looking dog hopefully that twig isn't still attached to her lol

[Calamity Josh]

Wtf lol either way its a lovely looking dog hopefully that twig isn't attached to her lol

*Him lol and he seems to manage to collect them in his ears and skirt along with snowballs, mud and anything else you could imagine

[Andy]

Anyway,another annoying thing about them,i was at a job today in a village the real back end of beyond and half a mile away there were barking,and barking for the whole time i was working (nigh on 2 hrs)
Why the fukk would any sane cunnt pay money for that? Protection? dont make me laugh! im a window cleaner and go into gardens where dogs dont know me,they bark,i laugh,i could empty the house and they would be as much use as an ashtray on a fireblade

[Bubba]

staffies are just the "in" breed atm.

the dog we have annoys me. my dads cat is much better, will just sit on ya lap and watch tv with you

[turbojolt]

Cats are horrid things, what pisses me off is no one disciplines a cat if a dog growled at some one you smack it on the nose when the mange ridden cat starts hissing at the neighbours no one says a word

[Spudly]

Cats are horrid things, what pisses me off is no one disciplines a cat if a dog growled at some one you smack it on the nose when the mange ridden cat starts hissing at the neighbours no one says a word




Lol thats utter shash, i have two cats, one is fourteen and one is one and a half, neither of them 'hiss' at the neighbours, and tbf a cat hissing at you isnt particularly scary is it, whereas if a dog is snarling and growling at you, see my point!

My younger cat misbehaves every now and then so she gets a smacked bum and told off, they soon learn, dont jump on the worktops or tables, dont use the house as a toilet (they go outside and dig a hole as cats are supposed to do) id much rather see a cat bury its mess than have to follow it round with a bag picking up steaming dog eggs, i cant imagine anything more disgusting tbf!

Yes i know not all dogs are bad as guide dogs are good, as are police and drugs dogs but the dogs you generally see in the street or at peoples houses are just annoying, im not a dog lover as you can tell (lol) but when you go to mates houses their dogs always jump up at you and have to come and slobber all over you simply because youre 'new' annoys me cos theyre heavy and smelly lol

[turbojolt]

Have you seen the dogs used to help detect cancer in its early form very impressive stuff, apparently were.getting a cat at some point which I'm ok with because abby misses her mums cats but like you spud that little ****er will be trained the same as my dog, ****ing hate cats on the worktops its Minging

[Spudly]

Thats what i mean, i dont like dogs personally but im not saying there useless or crap if you get me, and like you say cats on the worktops is just hygene plain and simple, you wouldnt take your shoes off and put them on the table or the worktop would ya lol

[turbojolt]

Lol very true