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Southie
18-01-12, 11:21 AM
Probably an oldie but might not be, so how much of a "Chav" are we lol

CHAVTASTICLINK (http://www.boredandlazy.co.uk/quiz.php?q=chav)

52% for me, I feel a little disappointed lol

ben_mk1
18-01-12, 11:27 AM
haha just did it 37% for me :/ lol

Alex J
18-01-12, 11:36 AM
92% here lol

1.6 gsi
18-01-12, 11:38 AM
30%

Southie
18-01-12, 11:41 AM
92% here lol
You are surely taking the pee lol

I mean these:

32. Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'? REALLY WHO lol

35. Do you own any gnome-like garden ornaments? PICS OR GTFO

38. Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's (where the feck are they?)


And this we need to here lol

7. Can you MC?

Keif
18-01-12, 11:42 AM
Apparently I'm 33% Chav, at least I don't own a Nova!

Southie
18-01-12, 11:45 AM
By owning a Nova adds 77% ironically lol

Keif
18-01-12, 11:50 AM
By owning a Nova adds 77% ironically lol
Not 63% to make it 100%.

lollollollollollollol

swedge
18-01-12, 12:14 PM
You are 37% chav!



not too bad then lol

saloon-mogz
18-01-12, 12:17 PM
53% for me

Southie
18-01-12, 12:22 PM
Not 63% to make it 100%.

lollollollollollollol
Where does it say the limit is 100% lol

TonySR
18-01-12, 12:40 PM
33% Chav.

mk1nova_rich
18-01-12, 12:50 PM
28%

TeddyThom
18-01-12, 12:52 PM
31%

Lowest so far lol

Southie
18-01-12, 12:55 PM
31%

Lowest so far lol
Read the previous post :p

TeddyThom
18-01-12, 12:57 PM
Read the previous post :p
That post wasn't there when I last looked I swear!! lol :p

Southie
18-01-12, 12:58 PM
lol it took you 2 mins to write all that lol

Hobbit
18-01-12, 12:59 PM
65% and i have a tigger shaped gnome in my garden :)

ps



And this we need to here lol

7. Can you MC?

bought not brought?

:p

brainsnova
18-01-12, 01:04 PM
26% lol

Southie
18-01-12, 01:19 PM
65% and i have a tigger shaped gnome in my garden :)

ps



bought not brought?

:p

Balls lol

RossRog
18-01-12, 01:22 PM
50%... haha

pie
18-01-12, 01:26 PM
f lol 48%

well i do own a chavalier f lol

joshy
18-01-12, 01:33 PM
24% lol

TeddyThom
18-01-12, 01:40 PM
lol it took you 2 mins to write all that lol
Haha I didn't even see that post before I clicked reply XD

scott.parker
18-01-12, 01:58 PM
lol this i s bull ****, apart from owning modified cars im the least chavy person out of anyone i know!
41% lol

amggsi
18-01-12, 02:32 PM
I got 15%!

Pistol Pete
18-01-12, 02:39 PM
lol 37%

ocdstigy
18-01-12, 02:51 PM
58% lol

Old man Jimbo
18-01-12, 03:14 PM
24%

Ashamed of myself TBH..

swedge
18-01-12, 03:17 PM
thing is half of them questions are a bit daft

obviously the question with the pot noodle is crap just cos youve ate a pot noodle makes you more of a chav? haha

mowgli
18-01-12, 03:19 PM
so it says i'm 27%...

i buy own brand beans & think m&s food hall is too expensive..... hardly a chav test

i also went on a family holiday to menorca, & there were no chavs to be seen!

Nova-nation
18-01-12, 04:08 PM
I'm 57% Chav, that's enough to worry me...thought i would have been more!

shed-on-wheels
18-01-12, 04:11 PM
im 33% chav lol

christurboo
18-01-12, 05:34 PM
47% for me like bruv

Graeme
18-01-12, 05:54 PM
63% here bro

AndrewJenkins
18-01-12, 06:07 PM
20% here lol

Colonel
18-01-12, 06:11 PM
15%lol

Benn
18-01-12, 06:12 PM
21%

Some questions are funny as.

Spudly
18-01-12, 06:34 PM
17% for my good self, i think the souping up your car and fitting a spoiler one did it as ive fitted the irmscher option boot spoiler to the astra, so i couldnt say no to that lol

Tim
18-01-12, 06:47 PM
39% here, i thought i would score higher tbh.

paul080803
18-01-12, 07:05 PM
31%, good for a laugh!

Pete
18-01-12, 07:31 PM
35% here, and what's with the dig at smoking B&H Silver, I smoke them! lol

Spudly
18-01-12, 07:34 PM
Oh and i forgot to add in my reply, you do all realise this test was written when mowgli was five lol

Lewis.
18-01-12, 07:51 PM
37% for me, quite upset :( the gf is all smug now cos she's only 26% lol

TeddyThom
18-01-12, 08:52 PM
35% here, and what's with the dig at smoking B&H Silver, I smoke them! lol
Expensive Gayfair lol

autoworksnovasport
18-01-12, 09:14 PM
37% here

drinking stella must ad about 20% on its own though

chadders
18-01-12, 09:45 PM
54% chav that was a shock and the gf got 39% shes more of a chav lol

Asa-James
18-01-12, 10:49 PM
23%, and the only person i call "bruv" is my brother, because we know it winds our mum up :D

Jack
18-01-12, 11:04 PM
13%, gigitty.

LEWI007
18-01-12, 11:14 PM
46% chav!



Do you own a NOVA Should of been in there somewhere lol

Bubba
18-01-12, 11:15 PM
37%...quite a few of the ones on there were pointless....clothing over 50% polyester...yea my work trousers lol lol

LEWI007
18-01-12, 11:19 PM
Ultimate chav game lol

http://mostplays.com/play/Pimp_My_Chav_SoupANova_22595

marc69
18-01-12, 11:23 PM
30% chav...does that mean i am upper class then?

davidfox280585
19-01-12, 12:42 AM
[QUOTE=Southie;1980670]You are surely taking the pee lol

im 76% lol

35. Do you own any gnome-like garden ornaments? [B]PICS OR GTFO[/B
my gargoyles
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk100/davidfox280585/combo%20and%20corsavan/02062009011.jpg


the mcin is my mate wayne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo9pPoDsEA0&list=UUNk7pX5MJhvFuGz_YcGW_ug&index=13&feature=plcp
he thinks hes good lol

timbo1980
19-01-12, 01:06 AM
36% for me

Southie
19-01-12, 08:20 AM
Yeah yeah foxy, we really know what was on your old van lol

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/shoppery/FOXYVAN-Chavtastic.jpg

Mark
19-01-12, 08:33 AM
You are 13% chav!

Tanya.
19-01-12, 08:43 AM
39% here

Alex J
19-01-12, 09:18 AM
You are surely taking the pee lol

I mean these:

32. Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'? REALLY WHO lol

35. Do you own any gnome-like garden ornaments? PICS OR GTFO

38. Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's (where the feck are they?)


And this we need to here lol

7. Can you MC?benjys are a sandwich shop round essex, i have a painted fox in the garden, my mates mum was on trisha, and i can MC as can most of essex (you just talk over **** grime music lol), known localy as` south side elements!

pie
19-01-12, 12:12 PM
go alex f lol

Southie
19-01-12, 12:30 PM
OMG Alex, it's all a bit over chavtastic in your world lol

davidfox280585
19-01-12, 05:45 PM
lol at my van cheers southie

mowgli
19-01-12, 06:01 PM
to remind people.... chavs were actually invented in kent...but some escaped, and crossed the thames......they are breeding right now...be afraid

pie
19-01-12, 06:10 PM
^^ f lol

Graeme
19-01-12, 06:14 PM
Vids of m.c.ing Merris

Southie
19-01-12, 06:24 PM
lol at my van cheers southie

lol do you like the Gargoyle as well lol

16xe_chris
19-01-12, 10:13 PM
32% for me lol

Mazz
19-01-12, 10:18 PM
You are 30% chav!

davidfox280585
19-01-12, 10:23 PM
lol do you like the Gargoyle as well lol

didnt notice at first very good! lol