View Full Version : Chav test - Merris tester
Southie
18-01-12, 11:21 AM
Probably an oldie but might not be, so how much of a "Chav" are we lol
CHAVTASTICLINK (http://www.boredandlazy.co.uk/quiz.php?q=chav)
52% for me, I feel a little disappointed lol
ben_mk1
18-01-12, 11:27 AM
haha just did it 37% for me :/ lol
1.6 gsi
18-01-12, 11:38 AM
30%
Southie
18-01-12, 11:41 AM
92% here lol
You are surely taking the pee lol
I mean these:
32. Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'? REALLY WHO lol
35. Do you own any gnome-like garden ornaments? PICS OR GTFO
38. Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's (where the feck are they?)
And this we need to here lol
7. Can you MC?
Apparently I'm 33% Chav, at least I don't own a Nova!
Southie
18-01-12, 11:45 AM
By owning a Nova adds 77% ironically lol
By owning a Nova adds 77% ironically lol
Not 63% to make it 100%.
lollollollollollollol
You are 37% chav!
not too bad then lol
saloon-mogz
18-01-12, 12:17 PM
53% for me
Southie
18-01-12, 12:22 PM
Not 63% to make it 100%.
lollollollollollollol
Where does it say the limit is 100% lol
mk1nova_rich
18-01-12, 12:50 PM
28%
TeddyThom
18-01-12, 12:52 PM
31%
Lowest so far lol
Southie
18-01-12, 12:55 PM
31%
Lowest so far lol
Read the previous post :p
TeddyThom
18-01-12, 12:57 PM
Read the previous post :p
That post wasn't there when I last looked I swear!! lol :p
Southie
18-01-12, 12:58 PM
lol it took you 2 mins to write all that lol
65% and i have a tigger shaped gnome in my garden :)
ps
And this we need to here lol
7. Can you MC?
bought not brought?
:p
brainsnova
18-01-12, 01:04 PM
26% lol
Southie
18-01-12, 01:19 PM
65% and i have a tigger shaped gnome in my garden :)
ps
bought not brought?
:p
Balls lol
RossRog
18-01-12, 01:22 PM
50%... haha
f lol 48%
well i do own a chavalier f lol
TeddyThom
18-01-12, 01:40 PM
lol it took you 2 mins to write all that lol
Haha I didn't even see that post before I clicked reply XD
scott.parker
18-01-12, 01:58 PM
lol this i s bull ****, apart from owning modified cars im the least chavy person out of anyone i know!
41% lol
Pistol Pete
18-01-12, 02:39 PM
lol 37%
ocdstigy
18-01-12, 02:51 PM
58% lol
Old man Jimbo
18-01-12, 03:14 PM
24%
Ashamed of myself TBH..
thing is half of them questions are a bit daft
obviously the question with the pot noodle is crap just cos youve ate a pot noodle makes you more of a chav? haha
so it says i'm 27%...
i buy own brand beans & think m&s food hall is too expensive..... hardly a chav test
i also went on a family holiday to menorca, & there were no chavs to be seen!
Nova-nation
18-01-12, 04:08 PM
I'm 57% Chav, that's enough to worry me...thought i would have been more!
shed-on-wheels
18-01-12, 04:11 PM
im 33% chav lol
christurboo
18-01-12, 05:34 PM
47% for me like bruv
AndrewJenkins
18-01-12, 06:07 PM
20% here lol
Colonel
18-01-12, 06:11 PM
15%lol
21%
Some questions are funny as.
17% for my good self, i think the souping up your car and fitting a spoiler one did it as ive fitted the irmscher option boot spoiler to the astra, so i couldnt say no to that lol
39% here, i thought i would score higher tbh.
paul080803
18-01-12, 07:05 PM
31%, good for a laugh!
35% here, and what's with the dig at smoking B&H Silver, I smoke them! lol
Oh and i forgot to add in my reply, you do all realise this test was written when mowgli was five lol
37% for me, quite upset :( the gf is all smug now cos she's only 26% lol
TeddyThom
18-01-12, 08:52 PM
35% here, and what's with the dig at smoking B&H Silver, I smoke them! lol
Expensive Gayfair lol
autoworksnovasport
18-01-12, 09:14 PM
37% here
drinking stella must ad about 20% on its own though
chadders
18-01-12, 09:45 PM
54% chav that was a shock and the gf got 39% shes more of a chav lol
Asa-James
18-01-12, 10:49 PM
23%, and the only person i call "bruv" is my brother, because we know it winds our mum up :D
LEWI007
18-01-12, 11:14 PM
46% chav!
Do you own a NOVA Should of been in there somewhere lol
37%...quite a few of the ones on there were pointless....clothing over 50% polyester...yea my work trousers lol lol
LEWI007
18-01-12, 11:19 PM
Ultimate chav game lol
http://mostplays.com/play/Pimp_My_Chav_SoupANova_22595
30% chav...does that mean i am upper class then?
davidfox280585
19-01-12, 12:42 AM
[QUOTE=Southie;1980670]You are surely taking the pee lol
im 76% lol
35. Do you own any gnome-like garden ornaments? [B]PICS OR GTFO[/B
my gargoyles
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk100/davidfox280585/combo%20and%20corsavan/02062009011.jpg
the mcin is my mate wayne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo9pPoDsEA0&list=UUNk7pX5MJhvFuGz_YcGW_ug&index=13&feature=plcp
he thinks hes good lol
timbo1980
19-01-12, 01:06 AM
36% for me
Southie
19-01-12, 08:20 AM
Yeah yeah foxy, we really know what was on your old van lol
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/shoppery/FOXYVAN-Chavtastic.jpg
You are surely taking the pee lol
I mean these:
32. Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'? REALLY WHO lol
35. Do you own any gnome-like garden ornaments? PICS OR GTFO
38. Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's (where the feck are they?)
And this we need to here lol
7. Can you MC?benjys are a sandwich shop round essex, i have a painted fox in the garden, my mates mum was on trisha, and i can MC as can most of essex (you just talk over **** grime music lol), known localy as` south side elements!
Southie
19-01-12, 12:30 PM
OMG Alex, it's all a bit over chavtastic in your world lol
davidfox280585
19-01-12, 05:45 PM
lol at my van cheers southie
to remind people.... chavs were actually invented in kent...but some escaped, and crossed the thames......they are breeding right now...be afraid
Southie
19-01-12, 06:24 PM
lol at my van cheers southie
lol do you like the Gargoyle as well lol
16xe_chris
19-01-12, 10:13 PM
32% for me lol
davidfox280585
19-01-12, 10:23 PM
lol do you like the Gargoyle as well lol
didnt notice at first very good! lol
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