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dave.gsi
16-07-03, 12:31 AM
killed my first animal yesterday, a little birdy. it wasn't even my fault, he flew into my windscreen at 45mph. gave my gf the fright of her life and left a horrible green slime on the windscreen.

what other rodents have people killed then??

Dicko
16-07-03, 07:46 AM
i got a squirel on the way to pv. stuoid fcker was on a dual carriageway. drove over him looked behind me and his tail waqs pokin up like a golf flag :s

mikesri
16-07-03, 04:30 PM
Killed a hedgehog last nite!!! Hit my splitter then scooped up onto my bumper at about 35mph!!!!!

Right fcukin mess!!! :roll:

privatepie
16-07-03, 04:47 PM
do u ppl not have cameras??????????????

Mel
17-07-03, 12:31 AM
i killed a hare when i was learning..i was slowing down 300 yards from a roundabout, and the thing just ran out into the road under me car :?

Dicko
17-07-03, 10:18 AM
shit happens

LiD0N
18-07-03, 12:03 AM
a mouse! whats the chances of that...

Evolution
18-07-03, 03:17 AM
I have never killed anything myself yet, besides thousands of flies and moths...
but my mate killed a baby deer a few weeks ago. he went o the other side of the rad to avoid it, but the daft thing ran back infront of him, and smack its head off the front. there was no damage to the front, but when we went back into the car, i noticed my passanger door was smashed right in, so it must have swung around and battered the door. We didnt feel sorry for it anymore after we saw it had damaged his car, but we did move it off road... it was killed instantly btw.

he has also hit a cat before, and afterwords he had trouble changing gears. we later found the cats head lodged in the gears. :(

Dicko
18-07-03, 09:17 AM
NICE!!!

dave.gsi
18-07-03, 10:04 AM
yum :lol:

the biggest roadkill i've seen was a fully grown sheep, dead by the side of some country lanes.

i was tempted to bbq the fucker lol

Philsutton
18-07-03, 04:52 PM
I hit a bird once, i was doing bout 100. this bird looked up just in time to see the front of my car hit it. It was a good shot cos it was before i had put any mesh in my bumper it managed to get in between the hole an not do any damange except denting the frame.

ZuG
19-07-03, 12:50 PM
a cat

privatepie
20-07-03, 12:06 AM
my m8s hit a full grown deer at 60 in a hire car it made a hude dent at the front and smashed the windscreen and then luanched 30ft in the air then landed 50ft down the road hes got a pic of it sumwhere i will get him 2 dig it out 4 ya
martin
story courtasy of IQ
with thanks 2 avis car hire
:lol: :lol:

ydg27
21-07-03, 09:46 AM
a rabbit ran out in front of me when i was sideways (going a bit to quick on the way to the alton towers hotel) and it hit my passenger side rear wheel and got ripped in half it shed its blood all up the rear of my car.

i hit a bird @ 107mph and it wrecked my sunstrip (aw shame)

i aimed for another rabbit and went up the grass verge - i missed it

mikeoxford
21-07-03, 12:55 PM
got a rabbit last night :cry: