look what i got!

[Neil.]

http://www.stuffing.freeserve.co.uk/paperjpg.jpg

We were 'busy' on a country road, cops came up, had to get dressed quickly, then did a full drugs search, then went.[/img]

[Fester]

"the drugs are up me arse"

[Neil.]

are they really!

Wen leanne got back in car she walked through some stinging nettles, so went to find a dott/dock leaf and came back with another stinging nettle, opps!

[ade]

dock leaf - tear it up, roll it and roll it until the juices start to flow - apply to stinging area.

Then leave on yer engine (hot engine) until slightly dry, mix with backy and "chill"

:lol:

dont try that at home - dunno if it works - knew a m8 who tried to smoke dried orange peel once :o

[Neil.]

lol, should of had a bin bag full of dock leaves, would of got a few funny looks.

[Nova-Boy]

So not only did you get caught "busy" you got busted for drugs as well? :lol:

[Neil.]

nah they cant do anything about being 'busy' they asked her DOB and she's 16 so thats ok, i dont smoke or do drugs so he didnt find anything!

[burgo]

ive heard that banana peel dried then smoked is gd hease why they not aloud bananas in prison so ive bin told and if u kent find ne dock leafs rush home and use cheap crappy soap as this is an alkali and neutralises the acid in the sting

[?Marty?]

Next time, take a shit load of viagra (pm me if you want some :lol:), bend her over the bonnet and apank her bare ass with a bunch of stinging nettles, while you pump her from behind. She'll love it!

[Ben (lurk75)]

Marty:

How much?

[match]

4 for ?12.50 + p&p