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turbojolt
17-12-11, 09:14 PM
Everyone enjoy them selfs to much last night or something lol
im trying not to kill my flatmates missus....
turbojolt
17-12-11, 09:35 PM
Going at it that hard with her yer
im trying not to kill my flatmates missus....
She choking?
im busy kicking some ass on bf3
got my son tonight and hes just snoozed off while watching harry snotter
tj its sodding QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!
turbojolt
17-12-11, 09:38 PM
Quiet,
brainsnova
17-12-11, 09:39 PM
Shhh
don't you watch popular mainstream telly???
cos the whole of the country is watching strictly to see if jason donervan manages to get his partners tits all the way out, after last week when he got them 3/4 out!!!!
turbojolt
17-12-11, 09:40 PM
tj its sodding QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm down dear its just a cormercial/predictive text mistake
cormercial??? thats another new word
turbojolt
17-12-11, 09:41 PM
don't you watch popular mainstream telly???
cos the whole of the country is watching strictly to see if jason donervan manages to get his partners tits all the way out, after last week when he got them 3/4 out!!!!
I've never watched that show tbh
She choking?
would be if i get my hands on her...its my X.
brainsnova
17-12-11, 09:41 PM
I'm watching the killing 2
I'm watching the killing 2
i need to get season 1 on dvd... its meant to be the best thing to come from denmark ever...
turbojolt
17-12-11, 09:42 PM
cormercial??? thats another new word
Your just old all the kids are using it, get with it like me with the hip hop scene yo
would be if i get my hands on her...its my X.
can't you just give her a spite fcuk & be done with it....?
turbojolt
17-12-11, 09:44 PM
Or double team it with the flat mate
can't you just give her a spite fcuk & be done with it....?
id rather get the £3k she screwed me out of lol
brainsnova
17-12-11, 09:45 PM
i need to get season 1 on dvd... its meant to be the best thing to come from denmark ever...
lol say it out loud and I bet it's under the tree
Is it me or is the northern dancing bird a bit mentally retarded? she sounds very very simple, mind you with tits like hers she dosent need to be clever.
turbojolt
17-12-11, 09:49 PM
3 grand you could of had 3000 hand job for that from a local brass,
Is it me or is the northern dancing bird a bit mentally retarded? she sounds very very simple, mind you with tits like hers she dosent need to be clever.
she only had those fellas fitted a fortnight before the series started... she isn't thick, she is northern.. to a cultured southern ear, like yours, there is little difference between the two
the things she says dont come out too intelligermerantly.... even if her accent makes her sound simpler than a normal person :p lol
lol say it out loud and I bet it's under the tree
knowing my luck, i'll just get a woolly jumper like the detective woman has.....
oh ffs, this bilge program that rips people off is running late :(
The first series was nearly acceptable as they gave all the money to charity, since then they have just milked it for the cash and given one show per seasons money to 'charity'. I'd donate if it meant Bruce was excecuted live on tv lol
i always loved the irony when general pinochet was put in house arrest in a gated community next door to bruce forsyth......
just imagine, a man who caused untold misery for a nation in the 70's living next door to a south american dictator......
i always loved the irony when general pinochet was put in house arrest in a gated community next door to bruce forsyth......
just imagine, a man who caused untold misery for a nation in the 70's living next door to a south american dictator......
lmao
not just the 70's its still painful now!
i like to have bruce about... he tells even older jokes than i do
the things she says dont come out too intelligermerantly.... even if her accent makes her sound simpler than a normal person :p lol
Yeah, but can she pronounce her TH's? Also, I'll be she doesn't add random R's to certain words when pronouncing them.
No doubt she is still southern compared to me.
I love how you lot think you are superior. lol
her accent has little to with how dim she seems.... it just makes it a little worse/grating to listen to.
I say my th's and dont add r's :p Love it how you lot think we all are too :p
Well i was busy catching up on big bang theory, ice road truckers playing about in India, and get an early night with Mrs Hobbit :wisewood:
Well i was busy catching up on big bang theory, ice road truckers playing about in India, and get an early night with Mrs Hobbit :wisewood:
Merry Christmas Mrs Hobbits strapon lol
would be if i get my hands on her...its my X.
Hang on just reading through this I don't mean to be funny bubba but your flatmate is now with your x after she screwed you for 3k! Wtf if it was me i would of punched him very hard and she would of had something evil done to her! Are you crackers kick both of them to the curb and tell them to do one! There taking the piss out of you lad!
Hang on just reading through this I don't mean to be funny bubba but your flatmate is now with your x after she screwed you for 3k!
jesus thats expensive for a knee trembler!!! i assume she let you do her up the tradesmans entrance for that?
Wtf if it was me i would of punched him very hard and she would of had something evil done to her! Are you crackers kick both of them to the curb and tell them to do one! There taking the piss out of you lad!
im much more evil than that....we both have to move out soon and we were talking about sharing a house...ive now decided id rather live on my own and leave him on the street :p seeing as ive had about a year to save up and have enough for a deposit, and he has £0 lol lol lol
plus she lives 20 miles away so the train DAILY for him would be 8.50 for him to get to work :p
That sounds like the synopsis for a "hilarious" american sitcom.
Seriously though - your flatmate is boning your ex? Not even I've had the nut to do that one lol
yep. took him 4 weeks to get round to telling me though. best bit is about 3 months ago she came up in convo and he said she was looking ropey and i had the best few years out of her lol
brainsnova
18-12-11, 01:21 PM
yep. took him 4 weeks to get round to telling me though. best bit is about 3 months ago she came up in convo and he said she was looking ropey and i had the best few years out of her lol
It sounds like fight club lol in a few months you'll find out it's only you
It sounds like fight club lol in a few months you'll find out it's only you
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to brainsnova again.
You said you have money for a deposit and he has nothing but you forget he has your 3k your ex gave him.
YOU really are boared ain't ya
YOU really are boared ain't ya
not as bored as you to be worried about someones money lol
You said you have money for a deposit and he has nothing but you forget he has your 3k your ex gave him.
i got a flat with her and i had a loan for the deposit and everything inside. broke up with me 3 weeks after getting it knowing i couldnt afford it on my own but she could just and was shagging behind my back...i never said i gave her 3k...i said she owes me.
but she could just and was shagging behind my back...
pillow biting ftl......
seriously, never ever ever ever get a loan for a deposit....
i know that now lol. hence me saving up. last time i saw her was when i near enough kicked the front door down and stormed in to go after him lol lol i dont remember any of it :/
turbojolt
18-12-11, 07:42 PM
Bravery brew involved much bubba, all them type off people get what they deserve in the end don't worries about it
shed-on-wheels
18-12-11, 07:44 PM
oh my bubba i don't know how you can let some one get away with it and a flat mate aswell fook that
it was 4 years ago...not really the point though. im getting fed up with him anyway atm, compulsive lier so everything he comes out with is bollocks. use to be funny but now its just plain boring
bubba, who's name is on the tenancy? it could be a clever way to get revenge
turbojolt
18-12-11, 07:53 PM
bubba, who's name is on the tenancy? it could be a clever way to get revenge
You evil cunning funker lol
technically i dont live where i am...lol im just "temporarily" staying here
ah squatters rights... get a load of catalogue accounts in his name too
shed-on-wheels
18-12-11, 08:56 PM
what a bummer^^
turbojolt
18-12-11, 09:16 PM
4 years and still fealing bitter that girl hurt you bad fella
i live with him and his mum...but shes moving (long story) so we both have to move out. thing is though, im not a lazy useless preek so ive prepared lol.
i could get some catalogues in his name :p
lmao yeh just a bit. not many people who id like to see in a shallow grave haha plus the fact the loan repayments may only have been £60 a month but when i was on crap money it was quite a bit
bubba, any milf pics???
it would be worth doing her to get revenge on him....
Get them both p!ssed and turn the gas on. (Then take pics of her.)
Merry Xmas fcukers!
shed-on-wheels
18-12-11, 10:55 PM
haha or just do what i said on the book offace to u bubb lol balls to it il post it here to
hmmmm give your mate a tub of "tinglin lube" but actually swap it with deep heat just before you move i did this to my ex on valantines day like a week after she got with her new bf and she thought it was from him lol
lol its great when you here all your mates laughing at your exs pain like we were out for a friends birthday and i hadn't told any1 i did it but my exs friend was with my best mate and she tols us about it i spat my pint over my mate!
IF i can find any in his room...ill do it. would be more funny if he had no idea it was me :p
Get them both p!ssed and turn the gas on. (Then take pics of her.)
Merry Xmas fcukers!
Note to self, don't go for limplamps ex's. may result in death.
turbojolt
18-12-11, 11:34 PM
Doubt it most of the gas will escape, will just leave them feeling ill, unless they have no sence of smell and spark up a freshly rolled 50 note supplied by bubba
I joke I joke lol
my mate suggested laxatives lol but i do like the deep heat one most :p
maybe we should call this thread "how bubba should get revenge"
TeddyThom
19-12-11, 12:02 AM
my mate suggested laxatives lol but i do like the deep heat one most :p
maybe we should call this thread "how bubba should get revenge"
Oh let the evilness begin.
cos the whole of the country is watching strictly to see if jason donervan manages to get his partners tits all the way out, after last week when he got them 3/4 out!!!!
People actually watch strictly to see if Brucie will die live on air. Or is that just me?
shed-on-wheels
19-12-11, 12:15 AM
must just be you lol
yeah bubbas revenge project!!
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