My Splitter SAVED a badger!

[Neil.]

Driving along at about 40mph in middle'ish lane on dual carrage way coming upto a roundabout, this BIG MASSIVE FVCKING badger runs out, i slam me brakes on, hears and feels a THUD, then skids to a halt, sees 2 clouds of smoke from wheels, then sees the fvcking badger jump up and run off, me splitter had stopped it from going under the car which it would prob have died, it's prob got a scuff from road but at least its still alive, still scared shit outa me!

[frog_southampton]

danm things

roads at night are dodgy loads of rabbits, badgers, horses run out

need some foggies 2 keep road well lit

[Nova-Boy]

well i slid into a beaver last night!! :lol:

[Dicko]

sick boy :roll:

[DUNOVA.]

[quote="frog_southampton"]danm things

horses run out

Need a fcukin big splitter to save a horse

[ade]

did you know the cat is the only animal you are legally allowed to drive away from after hitting?

Unpredictability of them

And as for a horse running out in front of you - whens that ever happened? Feckin kill you!

:o

M8 hit a stag one night in a rover - had to call the park ranger to come and shoot it! Wrote his car off :x

Bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep, what we do before we sleep, is bringing in the sheep!

[Neil.]

nearly hit a fecking cat tonight! had to swerv, i swear their after me!

[ade]

its the sheep - theyre taking revenge!

bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep - what we do before we sleep - is bringing in the sheep

Gaz 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps - fecking hilarious!

:lol:

[wisewood]

in middle'ish lane on dual carrage way

you were in the middle lane on a two lane road - done well there mate.

[Neil.]

i wondered how long it'll be before someone said something about that, the 2 lanes split into 3 lanes for the roundabout, so i was getting ready.

[wisewood]

lmfao - thought thats what you meant - just wanted to make you look silly for a while :lol:

[dangermousegsi]

i ran over a cat once pulled over to see if it was dead, stepped outa the car to see sum women in hysterics who was about to go an pick up her cat when a pizza boy came along the road an jus ran straight over the top of it!! :o

sick bastard