newbie

[waggygsi]

awryty folks was told to join this site by a mate from up heer thats got a wee red nova so heer iam lol

looking for a clean nova thts not needing welding or very little an is mot an taxed as av awready got a mk2 escort project so am no wanting another project

thanks waggy:thumb:

[Southie]

Welcome to the madhouse :d

Have a look through here CLICKYME (http://www.pngclub.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?14-Cars-for-sale)

[brainsnova]

Welcome along :thumb:

[swedge]

afternoon fellow scotsman

[blue_peg_16v]

Welcome good luck finding one not needing welding they left the factor rotten lol

[waggygsi]

Welcome good luck finding one not needing welding they left the factor rotten lol

as long as shes no needin major welding thn am game ahah

[Connor]

Welcome sir.
Mk2 escort you say :wisewood:

[waggygsi]

aye 1980 escort ghia 4 door jst a sheel the now inside an boot painted radiant red an underside stone chipped an painted radiant red not bad for a 19 year old boy ahahalollol

[brainsnova]

My brother has 2 escorts a mk1 3 door and a 4 door mk2 but he's after a 3 door mk2 lol

[Bubba]

ahhh Scottish spelling lol lol how do :)

[Jedro]

welcome aboard. is it true that a haggis is a wild animal that runs through the hills in scotland? lol

[svlet]

welcome aboard. is it true that a haggis is a wild animal that runs through the hills in scotland? lol

Sure is little ginger thing with a tartan kilt and bag pipes I go shooting for them every year their fast ud be surprised .

[Jedro]

haha i knew it, looks a bit like an angry peperami? i knew it.... thought that was just something i made up lol

[swedge]

you know your scottish when


1. You have a wide knowledge of local words and know “numpty” is an idiot, “aye” is yes, “aye right” is not likely and “baltic” is cold

2. You say "cheers" or "ta" instead of thanks.

3. You get Oor Wullie and The Broons every Christmas
...
4. You've witnessed a "square go"

5. You've eaten mince and tatties, tunnocks teacakes, snowballs, caramel wafers, porridge, macarron bars, Scotch pies and oatcakes

6. A jakey (drug user) has asked you 10p for a cuppa (cup of tea)

7. You don't say small, you say "wee"

8. You know the response to "you dancing" is "you asking" followed by "I'm asking" and finally "then I'm dancing"

9. You will wait and hold the door for someone 100 metres behind you incase you cause offence.

10. You say sorry to someone who has bumped into you even though it was their fault.

11. You know the police are about to arrive when someone shouts Errapolis (there's the police)

12. Drunk people can’t resist putting a traffic cone on any statue they are able to clamber up.

13. On a bus the drunk picks you to sit next to

14. You're able to have a 20 minute phone call using only “awright”, “aye” and “naw”

15. You pronounce Edinburgh as Edin-burr-ah, not Edinboro, Edinbourg, Edinborough or Edinbuurg.

16. You can pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie and Kirkcaldy

17. You secretly love to queue but can't tolerate queue skippers who you stare at with venom, cough aloud "ahem.”

18. You can fall drunk and not spill your drink

19. You know what haggis is made of and still enjoy it

20. The only fish to eat with chips is haddock.

21. You know Irn Bru is a good hangover cure

22. You wear nothing under your kilt and flash folk even if they believe you!

23. You know what a Ceilidh is and how to pronounce it properly! You know how to “Strip the Willow” and do the “Gay Gordons!”

24. "Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a cold northerly wind" is good weather!

25. A sunny day with temp of 13C (55F) is time to wear shorts, skimpy clothes and have a BBQ!

26. You would "nut" a terrorist if they tried to bomb your airport

27. You know that here the rain is special. Oh yes, we have the horizontal kind, the misty kind, fat rain, "is it actually raining" rain and the downright dirty!

28. You've heard:
You canny fling pieces oot a twenty storey flat
Seven hunner hungry weans'll testify tae that
If it's butter, cheese or jelly
If the bread be plain or pan
The chances of it reaching earth
Are ninety nine tae wan

29. You're not only Scottish but Glaswegian when you understand: how's it hingin' (how is it going?), clatty (dirty/messy), boggin' (dirty) and cludgie (toilet)

30. You are able to recognise the regional dilect, (Glasgow) ‘Awright pal, gonie gies a wee swatcha yir paper nat, Cheers, magic pal. ‘

sadly i know all these lol

[turbojolt]

Welcome mate


P.s I can't stop reading your post in a Scottish accent lol

[Jedro]

its strange how a lot of the lingo is similar to ours in durham/newcastle area, just a different accent

[ryansnova]

you know your scottish when


1. You have a wide knowledge of local words and know “numpty” is an idiot, “aye” is yes, “aye right” is not likely and “baltic” is cold

2. You say "cheers" or "ta" instead of thanks.

3. You get Oor Wullie and The Broons every Christmas
...
4. You've witnessed a "square go"

5. You've eaten mince and tatties, tunnocks teacakes, snowballs, caramel wafers, porridge, macarron bars, Scotch pies and oatcakes

6. A jakey (drug user) has asked you 10p for a cuppa (cup of tea)

7. You don't say small, you say "wee"

8. You know the response to "you dancing" is "you asking" followed by "I'm asking" and finally "then I'm dancing"

9. You will wait and hold the door for someone 100 metres behind you incase you cause offence.

10. You say sorry to someone who has bumped into you even though it was their fault.

11. You know the police are about to arrive when someone shouts Errapolis (there's the police)

12. Drunk people can’t resist putting a traffic cone on any statue they are able to clamber up.

13. On a bus the drunk picks you to sit next to

14. You're able to have a 20 minute phone call using only “awright”, “aye” and “naw”

15. You pronounce Edinburgh as Edin-burr-ah, not Edinboro, Edinbourg, Edinborough or Edinbuurg.

16. You can pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie and Kirkcaldy

17. You secretly love to queue but can't tolerate queue skippers who you stare at with venom, cough aloud "ahem.”

18. You can fall drunk and not spill your drink

19. You know what haggis is made of and still enjoy it

20. The only fish to eat with chips is haddock.

21. You know Irn Bru is a good hangover cure

22. You wear nothing under your kilt and flash folk even if they believe you!

23. You know what a Ceilidh is and how to pronounce it properly! You know how to “Strip the Willow” and do the “Gay Gordons!”

24. "Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a cold northerly wind" is good weather!

25. A sunny day with temp of 13C (55F) is time to wear shorts, skimpy clothes and have a BBQ!

26. You would "nut" a terrorist if they tried to bomb your airport

27. You know that here the rain is special. Oh yes, we have the horizontal kind, the misty kind, fat rain, "is it actually raining" rain and the downright dirty!

28. You've heard:
You canny fling pieces oot a twenty storey flat
Seven hunner hungry weans'll testify tae that
If it's butter, cheese or jelly
If the bread be plain or pan
The chances of it reaching earth
Are ninety nine tae wan

29. You're not only Scottish but Glaswegian when you understand: how's it hingin' (how is it going?), clatty (dirty/messy), boggin' (dirty) and cludgie (toilet)

30. You are able to recognise the regional dilect, (Glasgow) ‘Awright pal, gonie gies a wee swatcha yir paper nat, Cheers, magic pal. ‘

sadly i know all these lol

the chippy along from mine is half way from edinburgh to glasgow and i and most people i know use all the listed above lol lol

[swedge]

its strange how a lot of the lingo is similar to ours in durham/newcastle area, just a different accent

i work with a guy from newcastle, hes about 40 and even has the tache, i cant understand a word he says

i told him he needs subtitles as he speaks that fast lol

[brainsnova]

i work with a guy from newcastle, hes about 40 and even has the tache, i cant understand a word he says

i told him he needs subtitles as he speaks that fast lol

Rolla coosta , oompa loompa lol

[Cle]

Swedge thats mint lol lol

Welcome along :thumb: more scottish members the better :)