View Full Version : F*****g joke of a boss
torquey
30-11-11, 05:00 PM
Got suspended yesturday from work untill further notice cos i told my boss to f off as i was pissed off at him not listioning to me had no bonus paid for months no good reason got a meeting re what happens next touch wood i dont get the sack feel so annoyed iam a good worker no probs with the quality of my work and feel like he wants rid of me.:mad:
Southie
30-11-11, 05:02 PM
TBH I'm not surprised you got suspended :roll:
autoworksnovasport
30-11-11, 05:09 PM
what do you do?? sorry were do/did you work?? i can understand why he has suspended you but not why you told him to f off?? because youve had no bonus paid did you earn a bonus do enuf work to warent you getting a bonus?
if he does, just nut him lol
Bonus? thats a swear word where i work... i wouldnt be moaning about it!
torquey
30-11-11, 05:16 PM
yeh i didnt say it to his face i was walking away at the time and he heard me iam a valeter at bmw i get a quarter bonus paid but not recieved twice now. the thing is he is romainion and there is a language barrier between us also his attitude stinks
autoworksnovasport
30-11-11, 05:20 PM
if theres a language barrier how did he know what you said ??
torquey
30-11-11, 05:22 PM
he speaks and understands some english but i find it hard to understand him
Southie
30-11-11, 05:22 PM
It's doesn't matter if he's a martian... He's still your boss, he's probably on a BMW site saying he's got a gobshiite at work that he'd love to sack but due to rules and regulations he can't.
torquey
30-11-11, 05:30 PM
who you calling a gob ****e? i was putting my point of view across to him iam not the only one whos having problems with them as wages are wrong and the company is a waste of time.
autoworksnovasport
30-11-11, 05:32 PM
who you calling a gob ****e? i was putting my point of view across
chill out thats exactly what southie's doing
torquey
30-11-11, 05:34 PM
yeh have been at least novas getting done ha ha.
Southie
30-11-11, 05:35 PM
You see this is my point, imagine if I told you to "F off" would you like it??? I doubt it.
Tbh fella, what a stupid move... You've only got yourself to Blaim.
By telling him to f off (directly or inderectly) has only got yourself in ****e, bonus's arnt compulsory, theyre something you earn. And even if you were fecked off ringing someone higher in BMW would of been the better option, and could have got something out of it.
& if this is the way you speak to the bloke or have this attitude toward him no wonder he wants you gone.
No sympathy from me...
1.6 gsi
30-11-11, 05:36 PM
what a goat
torquey
30-11-11, 05:39 PM
the thing is they are contracters who might be going at the end of december i know i shouldnt of done it but people do stupid thing when pissed off i carnt change it now its done so will just have to hope i dont get the sack.
Swearing at a gaffer is a sackable offence. It's normally taken with a pinch of salt, but that depends on the relationship between manager and employee.
My gaffer has had to go on a Diversity Course to show why swearing at employees and using nicknames isn't correct in the workplace. His reply was "It's F**kin' B***ocks!" lol
You'd be better off writing a letter of apology saying your emotions got the better of you and it won't happen again, that's if you want to keep your job.
Southie
30-11-11, 05:44 PM
Go in tomorrow man up and apologise firstly, then work your arsse off (if he let's you back) and remember it's your job that helps your project I suspect so don't push your luck IMO.
Have you had any other run-ins with him???
i tell my supervisor to **** off quite often lol his reply is usualy "get back to work ya ****" haha
turbojolt
30-11-11, 05:56 PM
Better no bonus the the 9.96 I got for 3 months work once lol
Bonus, whats that mean, ive never heard that word before?
If i told my boss to fcuk off i would be doing it as i walked out the door after being sacked for any reason, i wouldnt give them that as a reason to sack me!
Its not just your place you work for that is bad, i think its all places (im a valeter for what was a renault maindealer so i know what im on about here) im on min wage, never had a payrise (apart from when min wage went up) never get any bonuses, hell, we dont even get anything for christmas ffs!
Imo youre a fool for getting yourself in this situation, specially with so many people out of work and probably about 100 people waiting to pounce on your job once youve been kicked out of it!
Very very true, it the worst comes out of it, you've only got yourself to blame.
Pistol Pete
30-11-11, 07:44 PM
Dude, southie had it summed up. Your reaction to him calling you a gob****e is what got you into this mess. If you do get the sack (swearing at your boss would probably do it) use the time off to think about it. Biting your tongue may hurt but it can be worth it sometimes.
Got suspended yesturday from work untill further notice cos i told my boss to f off as i was pissed off at him not listioning to me had no bonus paid for months no good reason got a meeting re what happens next touch wood i dont get the sack feel so annoyed iam a good worker no probs with the quality of my work and feel like he wants rid of me.:mad:
Just because you have been suspended from your data entry job, doesn't mean you should sack off punctuation. :)
Completely agree with Spud.
I was having this conversation yesterday, I made over a grand for the company I work for and I got paid £24 for it. I don't get bonuses or anything extra. It's crap, that's life, move on and deal with it. A lot of people don't get the perks of a bonus.
i call my boss a cnut all the time. he gives it back just as good though lol
shed-on-wheels
30-11-11, 08:34 PM
first of al you said that you hope he sacks you...then you say you hope you don't loose your job, which isit dude. At least you have a job try getting by, running a car, keeping a car on the road and keeping a house with sweet F.A coming in man it does not happen dude so i say grow a pair and by this not cussing your boss, where ever he may be from go in man up and appoligize dude. go the sensible route rather than jumping the band wagon...
I was having this conversation yesterday, I made over a grand for the company I work for and I got paid £24 for it
You can't really expect a bonus just for making profit for the company, as if you didn't make said profit then you'd be a pretty crap member of staff. lol
Anyways, £24 of £1k works out as 2.4% which isn't too bad as far as bonus percentages go!
You can't really expect a bonus just for making profit for the company, as if you didn't make said profit then you'd be a pretty crap member of staff. lol
Anyways, £24 of £1k works out as 2.4% which isn't too bad as far as bonus percentages go!
I made £900 over my target profit. Anyway, that wasn't the point, I was just mentioning part of the conversation about bonuses etc lol.
Calamity Josh
30-11-11, 08:45 PM
Just because you have been suspended from your data entry job, doesn't mean you should sack off punctuation. :)
+rep lol
Bonus, whats that mean, ive never heard that word before?
If i told my boss to fcuk off i would be doing it as i walked out the door after being sacked for any reason, i wouldnt give them that as a reason to sack me!
Its not just your place you work for that is bad, i think its all places (im a valeter for what was a renault maindealer so i know what im on about here) im on min wage, never had a payrise (apart from when min wage went up) never get any bonuses, hell, we dont even get anything for christmas ffs!
Imo youre a fool for getting yourself in this situation, specially with so many people out of work and probably about 100 people waiting to pounce on your job once youve been kicked out of it!
I seriously do not know how people can live on minimum wage.
My monthly payments(i.e. paid before i even see my wage) are more than a minimum wage job pays. Thats without car costs,food, general going out etc. And i aint exactly living the dream on what i get paid.
I seriously do not know how people can live on minimum wage.
You just have to budget and keep things to what you can afford, I've learned a valuable lesson and can kinda manage on minimum wage 40 hour weeks, long story there but basically I can afford to live but that's about it no car modding no decent car might not even have a car in the new year, necessities only really.
Course you can live on min wage at home with the rents.Try it with rent/mortgage to pay and council tax etc-end up with 20quid disposable income after 40 hrs,no wonder people sign dole,get housing and council tax benefit paid then have £70 week disposable income-its a no brainer really isnt it?!!
Course you can live on min wage at home with the rents.Try it with rent/mortgage to pay and council tax etc-end up with 20quid disposable income after 40 hrs,no wonder people sign dole,get housing and council tax benefit paid then have £70 week disposable income-its a no brainer really isnt it?!!
Exactly, I'll be moving into a house soon for a few months BUT its me mams husbands house and he's going to pay the gas/electric bills seeing as I'll only be there for about 6 months and it'll be easier to keep them in his name, I'll have to pay other bills though which wont leave me with much left.
As much as people slate the people on the dole some of them really are better off and its half tempting to do, but I prefer working.
it doesnt matter where in the world you are from or what language you speak, swear words seem pretty standard accross the world. If you tell someone to f**k off, they know what you mean.
it doesnt matter where in the world you are from or what language you speak, swear words seem pretty standard accross the world. If you tell someone to f**k off, they know what you mean.
unless its some jumped up tosser in a 4x4 lol
My post was aimed at people living in there own places tbh.
I earn far from minimum wage and have pretty much pennies left each month....
My post was aimed at people living in there own places tbh.
I earn far from minimum wage and have pretty much pennies left each month....
you northerners are lucky though...rent up country is a lot cheaper than down here. a 1bed flat is 450-550...ive seen 3 bed houses up norf for that
turbojolt
30-11-11, 09:44 PM
That's half the reason I moved from London to Derby
SeanWR1
30-11-11, 09:48 PM
if he does, just nut him lol
It's so tempting sometimes...
you northerners are lucky though...rent up country is a lot cheaper than down here. a 1bed flat is 450-550...ive seen 3 bed houses up norf for that
And just as much a sh1toyle lol
Seriously though, your right, i pay £500 a month for a grade A postcode 2 bed bungalow withy conservatory and big garden
A workmates daughter pays £500 per month for a flat in Newcastle city centre, her flat mate pays the other £500 per month.
£1000 p/m for a flat is ****ing outrageous tbh.
So i just got woken up to be told my work had been cancelled. not due to log on till 7am :tard: do i a: tell someone to **** off and risk my job? Or b: politely ring up my depot, explain what's just happened and get them to find me some work for 5am?
Hmm, the second option would be nice as it should technically get ne home 2 hours earlier come the end of the week. but telling someone to **** off would make me feel like a big man... decisions decisions.
Hard to throw a poor down the phone.
TeddyThom
01-12-11, 11:34 AM
Tell them to f*ck off then when you go in for said disciplinary (sp?) then throw poo. Win.
So discussing what colour to set the interior lighting in the new Pagani when picking up ladies of the night with the chaps at Pagani is a good or bad thing in terms of discaplinary? (they started it) lol
LiquidPug
01-12-11, 11:45 PM
Hard to throw a poor down the phone.
Fax them a picture of a poo?
brainsnova
02-12-11, 09:31 AM
Your boss needs to lighten up and understand your feelings if there's problems with your pay
Fax them a picture of a poo?
no fax machine in my truck...
brainsnova
02-12-11, 09:56 AM
no fax machine in my truck...
Same day courier
turbojolt
02-12-11, 10:09 AM
no fax machine in my truck...
You need to sort your self out, and come up with your own solutions to throwing poo at your superiors then don't you!!! Lol
a FAX?!?!?!?!? FFS
photo, email, DONE :)
Jim Mcrae
02-12-11, 11:14 AM
Whilst fruit picking in Australia, I had a boss with the following favorate things to say to us.
"Any more of that and I'll ****ing personally shoot you"
"As far as I'm concerned you're all a bunch of motherfunking arrseholes"
And my favorite
If you pick them up off the floor, you'll pick yourself up off the floor" lol lol:thumb:
DAFTJOHN
02-12-11, 08:19 PM
I made £900 over my target profit. Anyway, that wasn't the point, I was just mentioning part of the conversation about bonuses etc lol.
Poor commission scheme, there's no incentive for you to do over target and it will just lead to you sandbagging until the next month....
turbojolt
03-12-11, 09:05 PM
Lmao thought I would bump this thread as its kind of fitting lol
My brother was working for this women who kept holding back his money saying she couldn't afford everyone's wages ect finally my brother lost it and sent her a text back saying 'fu*k off I want the money you owe me you fu*king sl*g' this resulted in the Dick being arrested and fined 170 quid.
Tut tut
brainsnova
03-12-11, 09:10 PM
Text message lol proof signed and sealed
turbojolt
03-12-11, 09:13 PM
7 old bill came to arrest him in the early hours for it treating to pull the house apart if my dad didn't give them the phone lol
brainsnova
03-12-11, 09:15 PM
7 cops for one man and his phone WTF
turbojolt
03-12-11, 09:17 PM
He is still classed as a high risk from some trouble we got in a good few years back now
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