Anton
14-07-03, 12:30 AM
Me and a load of mates decided to go to the beach today. There is a drive on beach at a place called St Oysth. We decided to go there, and drive down to the end, where we had never been before. I noticed a bloke stood next to a 106, with his hands on his hips, and on closer inspection he turned out to be naked. I hid my eyes and were laffin with me mates thinkin how odd it was. When I next looked up there was about 500ish other male 50 year olds all lookin at us.
It was a fcuk nudist beach. :evil:
BUT they were all bald men. No women.
I tried to get out of there, but gave it too much wheelspin, and ended up getting half my 17s stuck in the sand, and a car full of sand as my windows were open. Mates had too push me out before all the naturists walked over. It was like a night of the living dead, only with bald naked men :o
Let this be a warning to anyone in essex. St oysth is a fcuk gay nudist beach :evil:
It was a fcuk nudist beach. :evil:
BUT they were all bald men. No women.
I tried to get out of there, but gave it too much wheelspin, and ended up getting half my 17s stuck in the sand, and a car full of sand as my windows were open. Mates had too push me out before all the naturists walked over. It was like a night of the living dead, only with bald naked men :o
Let this be a warning to anyone in essex. St oysth is a fcuk gay nudist beach :evil: