medical dilemma

[mowgli]

last night was a full moon, at about 8pm, i got bitten by a dog... i have a lot of facial hair growth..........do they cure werewolves on the NHS??? or should i just start shagging teenage girls who read the twiglet books...???

[Welsh Dan]

We'll probably have to euthanise you. Better get your affairs in order.

[mowgli]

i haven't had any yet

[wwmnw]

Can you lick your balls yet?

[mowgli]

no, but i bet you want to

[wwmnw]

Am I that predictable?

[mowgli]

hmmmmm

[turbojolt]

Have a shave you grubby old git xxxxxxxxxxx

[TeddyThom]

Use a silver bladed razor ;)