pulled some fit birds swimming 2nite!

[dan16v]

me and a m8 went swimming 2day afterhe finished work! im not at work coz of broken toe!
pulled some well nice birds BUT they are 15! at first they said 16! :lol: meeting up with them nxt week!

do i! dont i!?????

will my g/f find out lmfao! challenges! to old for this at almost 20 :cry:

[Slatter]

GET IN THERE MY SON

if you dont i will :twisted: :lol:

[Will]

dan im 20 and my gf is that age :oops:

she might be at billing as well, and no slatter u cant have a go lol

[dan16v]

hmm may take gf to billing shes 19 tho

[Will]

lmfao u slag, u got the magic yellow pass?

lol

[Cheese]

Very nice! :D

[dan16v]

lol
may get witht the 15yr old --looked dam hot in a white bikkini :oops: :P

[Will]

cheeky fuck, they always do, pmsl

[frog_southampton]

what pool this @ :)

might pop down heheh

[Fester]

one of those 'dont get out of the water just yet' moments eh

[Barn]

time 4 me 2 dig out my speedos I think lol

[novamark]

lol. go for it, u only live once mate. 20 aint too old for dat anyway, what u on about?!

[Dave]

well if your g/f visits the site then don't do it but if she doesn't then she'll
never know right??? wrong they have a radar an will know even if you sneeze with in 100ft of another girl lol

[wisewood]

Well i am a good lad - but when i was 20 i owuld have gone for it.
If your missus does find out - just charm your way around her, you'll be fine.

[Nova-Boy]

Well if your nearly 20 and you have a 19 year olg GF then what are you playing at getting with a 15 year old? You can get sent down for that sort of thing you perv!

[wisewood]

only if you have sexual relations with her before she is 16.
if you are the 'perfect gent' they cant touch ya.

[linzTDI]

Well fit birds??/ 15???

Most lasses have fit bodies when there 15. and if you have a g/f what the fcuk you looking at other lasses for anyways?
And i suppose your g/f trusts you too??? :twisted:

all the fucking same the lot of yous


and by the way the girl always finds out :evil:

[wisewood]

No linz - the girl doesnt always find out.
Girls just say that because they think they know about everything that their boyfriends are up to... but they dont ALWAYS know.

I know this for a fact because an ex of mine who i am friends with still has no idea about a lass i was seeing behind her back when i was 19.

SO my point is proven.

Althoguh to be fair she did know abotu another one i was seeing :lol:

But like i said, i am a good lad now, settled down, grown up - mortgage, cats, cars - fcuking big television :lol:

[linzTDI]

yeah but she found out coz you told her so she found out in the end but if you had of kept it giong she would have found out i learnt this from my dad as he is a fucking bastard.

And i notice all the sad cases on here are encouraging him to go for it well get a fucking life will yous

[Dicko]

women cheat more so whats the diff

[dan16v]

lmfao!
my gf wouldnt find out she lives a fair way away from the pool! :lol:

and i dont rekon shed mind coz she is well easy to blag!+ fact that im 2fit for her any way and im lowering my standards to be with her, so realy she should let me have the odd fling! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[linzTDI]

not all women cheat as most of them know what its like.

[frog_southampton]

when i go swimmin its always loads of old gits swimmin in line, loads of kids makin load of noise

never any nice lookin ladyz

anyone else had anythink like this L8LY?

[Dicko]

wouldnt do it myself but noting like a bit of window shopping down the swimming baths :D

[linzTDI]

lmfao!
my gf wouldnt find out she lives a fair way away from the pool! :lol:

and i dont rekon shed mind coz she is well easy to blag!+ fact that im 2fit for her any way and im lowering my standards to be with her, so realy she should let me have the odd fling! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Sorry i dont know if this post will fit on here because of someones big head!
Glad someone finds it funy anyways. :x

[sexy_nova_sweetie]

well i agree wid linz! u r one big head who needs to grow up a bit, n even thinkin bout cheatin on ur girlfriend means u r a fookin prick, n she can and deserves better!!! LMAO lowering ur standards, by the sounds of it thats wot shes doin

oh yeah n stop encouraging him, ur as bad as wot he is :x :x

[Nova-Boy]

wouldnt do it myself but noting like a bit of window shopping down the swimming baths :D

Window shopping roflao

Nice!

[dan16v]

lmfao easy girls i was only saying that as a joke hence the :lol: on the end of it!

any way u have 2be nice as its my b day 2day! :D

only meant them things as a joke but if peps will take it the wrong way well then so be it! :wink:

[Will]

get in my son ;) pmsl

[wisewood]

yeah but she found out coz you told her so she found out in the end but if you had of kept it giong she would have found out i learnt this from my dad as he is a fcuk bastard.


linz - she found out about the second one because i told her - the first time, lovely lady called Kelly... she still doesnt know about.

[dan16v]

if you keep the fling simple and short they never find out! i only realy cheat on girls if i know they cheated on me!
ie so wen im down the pub and she says its over ha ha ive cheated on you in front of your m8s you can say never mind i cheated on you to so were even :lol:

[linzTDI]

Oh and is that something to bragg about andy??

Well shut it then.

[wisewood]

i'm not bragging about it linz, simply showing that the other half doesnt ALWAYS find out about it.

Its not something i am particularly proud of - I am a totally different person now to what i was 12 months ago - let alone four years ago.


I now consider myself a grown up.

[dan16v]

at the end of the day every one has cheated one sum one at one point so were all fair! :P
its not big its not clever but at the time its bloody funny :lol: spesh wen u know she/he is cheating on you at the same time!

[Dicko]

never done it myself, but had it done to me a few times :cry:

[Wiggie]

personaly i wunt really wanna be shouting it out if i was evan thinking about cheating. but its always the way, i always seem to get the fittist girls flirting with me when im taken...its just natural to flirt back, i wunt go much further though.

[Nova-Boy]

Cant even imagine how pissed off i would be if i found out that my bird was cheating on my sh*gging someone else nehind my back!

His balls would be on her plate!

[Dicko]

if that happens its her fualt m8 not theres, just feck them off best way

[Nova-Boy]

i Meant more if he was a mate or someone who knew i was with her. Cos thats just not giving me Respect. If he didn't know she wasn't single its not his fault like you said.

[linzTDI]

one of keiths mates tryed the charm on me last week and i just laughed in his face

[Dicko]

the charm :lol:

maybe he wanted join in :roll:

[dan16v]

lol@charms
the easyest way to charm is to go into town with a big b day badge on saying 20 today or sumfin! always works garunteed! :lol:

[linzTDI]

lol i got a flashin 18 Tiara for my birthday to go out on Saturday night

[dan16v]

linz did you find they get abit suspicious when you do it week after week :lol: i did :lol:

[linzTDI]

youve lost me

[wisewood]

linz did you find they get abit suspicious when you do it week after week :lol: i did :lol:

she's not 18 till this sunday mate.
she means she HAS a flashing 18 tiara to wear on saturday night when she goes out.

[RobIsGrt18]

ahh yes a dillema indeed, if ya happy with ya bird then why bother ?? if not av a go lol :lol:

i have a simular prob, finally got with this girl iv liked for ages this week and i cud'nt be happier, but im going on holiday on sunday and kno from previous years that there will be a lot of drinking and partying, but i dont really have the urge to now spend all night trying to pull as many girls as poss :oops: :oops: !! spose thats good in a way tho !!

[Barn]

thats wot u call a good problem lol

[dan16v]

ah i get ya wisewood thought she was at least 18 :lol: doh! :roll:

[dangermousegsi]

look but dont touch at 15 they r all show an no go they jus want to b seen with an older bloke

trust me i work at a school an see loads of older lads with these girls an i hear the conversations they get nowhere

to quote ade "got more chance of shaggin the queen"

[privatepie]

age is just a number and a 4 yr prison sentence :lol: :lol: :lol:

[wrigleys]

don't do it mate! :( she'll just get clingy and you'll just have to tell her to fuck off in the end. stay with ya girl (just makes life easier)

OR

stop dating your gf and just see her, then you can shag as many birds as ya like!! :lol: (voice of experience)

I'm 18 and I'm seeing two 20 yr olds birds and one 21 yr old bird!!
And they all know about each other!!
LIFE IS GOOOD!!! :lol:

[djp_y2k]

Child Melester

Sorry if she's 15 stay well away.

Only end up causing more trouble than its worth.