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Stuart
01-10-11, 08:19 PM
The bint is watching this for some reason, and all I can work out is that gopping monster from Ndubz is in NO position to judge people on their singing/performance skills. The two essex 'girls' look like men lol

The only winner looks to be the bloke that follows them about as hes got a holiday to the 3rd world and also Miami :)

Atleast the yanks have some element of 'right' to judge.

Also GET OFF MY TV!!!!!

Lewis.
01-10-11, 08:22 PM
I agree. that is all lol

mowgli
01-10-11, 08:24 PM
oh, come one, stu, get off the fence & tell us what you really think

Stuart
01-10-11, 08:28 PM
the swear filter says I cant lol


Also I dont care if they can/cant sing, if they arent giving me a semi then they arent suited to be in the pop industry.

mowgli
01-10-11, 08:51 PM
tbh, i've seen more musical talent at a school play than on these tv shows, lets face it, 99% of the time, if someone has a singing talent, they will manage to get fame somehow.....these programs are simply a modern version of the old circus freak shows

L14MNP
01-10-11, 08:55 PM
the swear filter says I cant lol


Also I dont care if they can/cant sing, if they arent giving me a semi then they arent suited to be in the pop industry.

Can't you just view Will Young footage on Youtube mate?

mowgli
01-10-11, 08:57 PM
rick waller is more stu's type...


ps. the only thing rick waller is saying into a microphone these days is 'drive to window 2 please'

Andy
01-10-11, 09:40 PM
I like Tulisa-shes lovely

scott.parker
01-10-11, 09:41 PM
I like Tulisa-shes lovely

I would smash her and Kelly, both very fit i think..

As for the singers, has to be the scouse fat lad, he's awesome, got a proper good voice.

L14MNP
01-10-11, 09:42 PM
I like Tulisa-shes lovely

Me anarl. She turns out nicely when she wants to like.

Plus she could no doubt lay her hands on no questions asked handguns for me. :)

Andy
01-10-11, 09:50 PM
Oh believe,shes that "sophistacated" look but you cant take the riot look away from her lol
Kelly is heavenly,i would happily drive off into the sunset with her in an RS1600i

bazil
01-10-11, 09:55 PM
What the actual fcuk? I don't watch much TV and this thread makes no sence to me??

Stuart
01-10-11, 09:59 PM
What the actual fcuk? I don't watch much TV and this thread makes no sence to me??

I dont watch much either, but the bint does lol.

It makes no sense to my how/why these TV programs are 'popular' and also how the feck some music people are even remotely famous for the bilge they produce.

Andy
01-10-11, 10:00 PM
I dont watch much either, but the bint does lol.

It makes no sense to my how/why these TV programs are 'popular' and also how the feck some music people are even remotely famous for the bilge they produce.
Not all are superbly talented singers,they are predominantly "entertainers" to be fair....

L14MNP
01-10-11, 10:00 PM
Oh believe,shes that "sophistacated" look but you cant take the riot look away from her lol
Kelly is heavenly,i would happily drive off into the sunset with her in an RS1600i

Kelly would get in the wrong side lol. Double bonus with Tulisa though, get to rag her all owa and I'm sure the chance will arise to strangle Dippy with a mic lead at some point! "Na na naaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhh"" :D

Andy
01-10-11, 10:03 PM
Kelly would get in the wrong side lol. Double bonus with Tulisa though, get to rag her all owa and I'm sure the chance will arise to strangle Dippy with a mic lead at some point! "Na na naaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhh"" :D

Hahaha Nanna is your grandmother where im from!!
Him and that tazer or whatever hes called just need to be sacked.
Haha,about the wrong side,i'd give her the wrong side!!!!

L14MNP
01-10-11, 10:07 PM
Aye, nanna is never a cool word. Saying that, it's the least of his worries. Fcukin East 17 hat wearin, trying to grow a friend on his top lip ba$tard.

Reminds me of Kid from House Party. Definitley got the jungle in him, but is white as my sac. lol

Jack
02-10-11, 06:17 PM
Points deducted for watching something that isn't on Quest

brainsnova
02-10-11, 07:11 PM
Beetle crisis on quest ftw

Stuart
02-10-11, 08:51 PM
I didnt cry when I didnt get a job at an interview..... these people need to M/WTFU!!!!

brainsnova
02-10-11, 08:53 PM
I didnt cry when I didnt get a job at an interview..... these people need to M/WTFU!!!!

When I got paid off from a 4 year job I was over the moon.

Edd
02-10-11, 08:54 PM
I like X Factor lol

The mrs hates it and moans about me watching it lol says its worse than F1 lol

Stuart
02-10-11, 08:56 PM
I like X Factor lol

The mrs hates it and moans about me watching it lol says its worse than F1 lol


You choooooose to watch when the Mrs dislikes?

http://fivehourfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/revoked-man-card.jpg



I deliberately failed an internal company interview in order to get made redundant lol happy happy days

nova_saloon
02-10-11, 10:02 PM
out of those two essex girls i know someone who is best friends with the black haired one, the blonde one got preggers found that out a while back, pretty insane, not sure if they announced it on telly yet