women and there strange ways

[turbojolt]

Why is it she has to have these expensive biscuits for her SELF! but still chooses to eat my 30pence Asda own chepo biscuits before devouring her own?

Are these the actions of a normal women type thing once you finally move in with them?

Please share any similar selfish women antics/going on's in your life

[Alex J]

ask her?lol

[turbojolt]

I have but she just uses her womanly charms on me then I fall asleep and forget about it, this biscuit thing is just the tip of the iceberg as well.

[Alex J]

pictures or gtfoh

[swedge]

http://www.furyforums.com/forum/attachments/fury-appearance/8836d1307105013-chameleon-fury-thread-useless-without-pichers.jpg

[wwmnw]

He posted a pic of his lass in club chat I think, shes tidy too.

[swedge]

shock you would know that lol

[wwmnw]

lol it wasn't in the 18+ section though sadly.

[swedge]

lol it wasn't in the 18+ section though sadly.

pretty useless then lol

[Hayley]

I think the answer to this is easy - Just buy your lovely lady more of her expensive biscuits so she leaves yours alone. :d

[TeddyThom]

Or poke her in the eye everytime she tries to eat yours. Worked for me.

[turbojolt]

My poking device never gets to go any were near her face unfortunately

[wwmnw]

My poking device never gets to go any were near her face unfortunately
If I was you, that alone would bring an end to the relationship never mind her eating all my biscuits lol

[mowgli]

Strangeways is a mens prison, holloway is the womens one........

So eat her sodding biscuits!!!!! Easy...

And when her mum visits, hide the andrex & put the asda 40 grit out too..... I did that cos the m-i-l stayed & managed to use (i think nick) 6 rolls of andrex in 24hrs!!!

[Tanya.]

I agree with Mowgli....eat her biscuits.

[turbojolt]

I do like a biscuit lol and mowgli her mum isn't human there for has no need for toilet roll

[mowgli]

That explains why i only ever see brown cats in derby....

[Pistol Pete]

Play her at soggy biscuit. She wont want to eat them then lol

[Jeff16v]

Tell her she's getting fat!?

[MK999]

Tell her she's getting fat!?

Winner right here. She will either stop eating, or leave you and your biscuits.

[turbojolt]

Jeff that just had me in stiches mate seriously lmfao

[Jeff16v]

Teehee, what's that dear? Coming!

If we hadn't invented all the pre-prepared snacks and foods, they'd be still in te kitchen baking!

[turbojolt]

Yer mate but decided against it when I thought about if she was gone who would do the washing ironing and hovering ect ect

[Jeff16v]

Yer mate but decided against it when I thought about if she was gone who would do the washing ironing and hovering ect ect

She still sounds like a keeper compared with some. Lol

[turbojolt]

But what about my biscuits Jeff!!!!!!!!!!

[MK999]

But what about my biscuits Jeff!!!!!!!!!!

Packet in cupboard, soak them in vinegar or something. Hide genuine packets elsewhere.

[Tanya.]

Teehee, what's that dear? Coming!

If we hadn't invented all the pre-prepared snacks and foods, they'd be still in te kitchen baking!

I was actually going to make a comment about this saying oi...then realised i'd just come from the kitchen after baking some cakes, doh lol

[MK999]

I was actually going to make a comment about this saying oi...then realised i'd just come from the kitchen after baking some cakes, doh lol

That's not pre prepared, you're still supposed to be in there :/

[turbojolt]

I was actually going to make a comment about this saying oi...then realised i'd just come from the kitchen after baking some cakes, doh lol


I know you women can multi-task but don't tell me your baking on here and doing some ironing whilst running the Hoover about

[Tanya.]

I know you women can multi-task but don't tell me your baking on here and doing some ironing whilst running the Hoover about


I don't do ironing lol.

[Andy]

I did that cos the m-i-l stayed & managed to use (i think nick) 6 rolls of andrex in 24hrs!!!
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROoSpvkhJWVV4m80vn6FN_yBEkbaqpC zRa8kfckTdnzdzuUnfHAQ
much???!!!

[turbojolt]

I don't do ironing lol.

And that would explain why your not called Mrs tanya. Xx

[Tanya.]

And that would explained why your not called Mrs tanya. Xx


and the fact i'm only 21, really not ready to be a Mrs yet :p

[turbojolt]

and the fact i'm only 21, really not ready to be a Mrs yet :p

Yah whatever lol

[steviegsi]

Yer mate but decided against it when I thought about if she was gone who would do the washing ironing and hovering ect ect



Presumably this is why you can't retrieve your biscuits from woman?

Also how much is an expensive pack of biscuits?

[turbojolt]

Presumably this is why you can't retrieve your biscuits from woman?

Also how much is an expensive pack of biscuits?


Think here's are around 3 quid a pack wich I know isn't mega money lol but its a dam sight more the 30p lol

[steviegsi]

Fair play, that's a bit steep! lol thought you were just being a tight ar$e.

[Jeff16v]

£3 for biscuits? Yikes! What's she buying, a tin? Cheeky cow!!
She'd better be doing more than ironing and hoovering for that? Get the ball gag out mate.

Edit, the balll gag is for you if you don't bang the £3 biscuits on the head!

[turbojolt]

It the princable more then the money anyway mate lol but yer there expensive for a biscuit lol

[Southie]

£3!!! What the feck are those biscuits she's eating :eek:

[turbojolt]

Couldn't tell you off the tip of my head mate, and she chucks them in a tin so no packaging about ither even the cheaper ones like the foxes are loads more then my cheapo bourbons lol

[John]

Why is it she has to have these expensive biscuits for her SELF! but still chooses to eat my 30pence Asda own chepo biscuits before devouring her own?

Are these the actions of a normal women type thing once you finally move in with them?

Please share any similar selfish women antics/going on's in your life

As we discussed on f/b, cheapo asda bourbons ftmfw!

[Jack]

Just eat all the biscuits before she gets a chance to.

Or, open the pack in front of her, carefully remove each one and wipe it on your nutsuck, then replace in the packet. That may put her off.

[wwmnw]

Just eat all the biscuits before she gets a chance to.

Or, open the pack in front of her, carefully remove each one and wipe it on your nutsuck, then replace in the packet. That may put her off.

Unless she's a kinky bitch.

This thread, lol

[mowgli]

Tj. Important biscuit advice.....

On smisby road, ashby de la zouch, there is an enormous biscuit factory... They have a factory shop where they sell large boxes of broken bickies... Get yo ass down there......

[Andy]

i was brought up on brokken biscuits lol

[mowgli]

Couldn't afford a hoover?

[turbojolt]

i was brought up on brokken biscuits lol

That's terrible did your parents not know how to cook?

[mowgli]

They probably made cheesecake & banoffee pies

[Andy]

lol course we had proper food,just broken biscuits were in the local shop,everyone had them.
Cheesecake is awful as is any banana sweet so never had them

[turbojolt]

Yer we use to have them as kids aswell lol how exciting was it when you found the ones that weren't broken lol lol

[mowgli]

I loved rover biscuits in the massive red tin.. Especially the pink plywood ones.. When we'd finished them we would use the tins for an amazing number of things before mum took them off us.....ie drums, weapons, shields, mousetraps, steps, never storage though... In later years, i managed to use the lids for fixing a few exhausts.. Cough cough

[Southie]

Anyone remember this book lol

http://www.oaklandlibrary.org/links/kids/booklist_images/third_fourth_grades/justinbiscuits.jpg

[Andy]

I loved rover biscuits in the massive red tin.. Especially the pink plywood ones.. When we'd finished them we would use the tins for an amazing number of things before mum took them off us.....ie drums, weapons, shields, mousetraps, steps, never storage though... In later years, i managed to use the lids for fixing a few exhausts.. Cough cough
I remember once being given a transit when i was 17,driving it round like a gyppo then my mate dropped a lighter in the passenger step and said-"you wont believe what this is supposed to be"
Turns out some tard had stamped some numbers into a rover biscuit tin lid down there LOL
Lets just say i got rid immediately lol lol lol

[mowgli]

its a pity they make the box out of plastic these days.....

[Andy]

Roses and quality street are still tin,so its still possible to make your own steel drums lol
And the lids make for great cymbals

[Jack]

as is any banana sweet
Good at taking away the taste of chemotherapy though lol

[mowgli]

i suppose it all depends on where you shove it in