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Spudly
21-09-11, 06:14 PM
Twenty past eight this morning as i was opening up at work and sticking all the flags out and such, when there was a massive bang behind me, i looked round to see a mondeo ST in mid air:eek:






http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/IMG-20110921-00417.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/IMG-20110921-00418.jpg





Literally opposite the spot where the golf ploughed into the recovery truck just two weeks ago!



The fiat pulled out of a side street on the other side of the road, and just pulled straight into the side of the mondeo, spun it into the planter/center reservation (which has slanted sides) and it just spat it into the air!


Both drivers were perfectly fine and didnt even have so much as a cut or bruise which was lucky:thumb:
Andy
21-09-11, 06:16 PM
retards have took over the area then since i left
pie
21-09-11, 06:16 PM
all happens were you work fair play spud
Southie
21-09-11, 06:47 PM
Not again :roll: Is this the distraction lol
moffat
21-09-11, 06:52 PM
never a dull moment at your work then lol
brainsnova
21-09-11, 06:52 PM
Is one of your flags chequered lol
wwmnw
21-09-11, 06:54 PM
That's one way to change a blowing exhaust.
Jack
21-09-11, 07:10 PM
You must be bad luck lol
Mike
21-09-11, 07:12 PM
If I ever venture to Hull, I aint going nowhere near you work thats for sure :S
Andy
21-09-11, 07:14 PM
They see him with his camera,thats why they crash
Spudly
21-09-11, 07:16 PM
Feck off lol




Only had my camera (fone) out as i was the one to ring the feds and ambulance (and only took pics once i knew for certain that both drivers were alright)
Andy
21-09-11, 07:19 PM
In every pic you have ever taken theres only you, or your shadow you can see taking pics of crashes etc Your an insurance/crash assessors wet dream lol
Mike
21-09-11, 07:20 PM
Pics with Hovis or it didnt happen.
Spudly
21-09-11, 07:20 PM
Well thats bollox as there are a shedload of people in the golf pictures, and the guy sat on the seat at the side of the second pic was the driver of the fiat:p
Andy
21-09-11, 07:22 PM
And how many are being japanese retards? lol
Spudly
21-09-11, 07:23 PM
Meh you wouldnt have anything to laugh at, had i not taken a couple of pics:p
Andy
21-09-11, 07:25 PM
It didnt make me laugh,neither did t'other one,im just shocked at the level of driving these days round there its a dead STRAIGHT 30mph road with a BUS LANE FFS!!!! How can you possibly get it wrong?!!!!
turbojolt
21-09-11, 07:26 PM
Do you oil up the roads near your work and just sit there waiting for these crashes lol
mowgli
21-09-11, 08:25 PM
there was a massive bang behind me

schoolboy sniggering!!!!
Southie
21-09-11, 09:11 PM
Do you oil up the roads near your work and just sit there waiting for these crashes lol

He works at Renault so oil leaks on the road are bound to happen lol
wwmnw
21-09-11, 09:13 PM
He works at Renault so oil leaks on the road are bound to happen lol

Do Renault use the same sump gaskets as the C20XE?
MK999
21-09-11, 09:16 PM
Do Renault use the same sump gaskets as the C20XE?

Being French, a 'gasket set' consists of a head gasket and a big tube of RTV, so probably not.
Andy
21-09-11, 09:17 PM
RTV is indeed a tube,http://www.rtvbd.tv/
Southie
21-09-11, 09:20 PM
Do Renault use the same sump gaskets as the C20XE?

Don't be silly, they're sealed with garlic butter at Spudlys work lol
mowgli
21-09-11, 09:27 PM
He works at Renault so oil leaks on the road are bound to happen lol

i heard that if renault find out that a car doesn't have an oil leak, they will take it in FOC & make sure it gets one.
Southie
21-09-11, 09:32 PM
I've also heard it's a grand for a clutch and flywheel on a 06 megane recently, maybe it was a customers ass juice when he received his bill lol
turbojolt
21-09-11, 09:34 PM
Was in vauxhall today and they want 55 quid for 5ltrs of oil
scott.parker
21-09-11, 10:33 PM
Ah now it makes total sense! funny as on FB mate! lol
L14MNP
22-09-11, 03:55 PM
I reckon Spud is in on this 'cash for crash' business me like! lol

Incidentally, I never got an eBay reply from matey with the Golf (was it?) :mad:
mowgli
22-09-11, 05:50 PM
Funny that.......
L14MNP
22-09-11, 06:38 PM
Funny that.......

Disappointing would be more appropriate. Unless you are implying that I never sent it? Us keyboard warriors have a reputation to uphold you know!

Much like you and your shamelss and copious recycling of urban legends and jokes barely fit for Christmas crackers.
mowgli
22-09-11, 07:55 PM
I meant that it was funny (funny odd, not funny haha) that he hadn't replied, considering the impressive insult you sent him.....

Ps. I do not recycle urban legends, i simply ridicule & debunk them..

But i'll agree on the cracker jokes though.