View Full Version : Neighbours, what are yours like?
Jeff16v
15-09-11, 10:16 PM
Last weekend whilst Playing with the black nova I finally had a chance to talk to the new neighbours. They moved in a few weeks ago and have been busy building a nest for themselves. One is a Headmaster (im assuming a school one) and the other is his younger, softly spoken house husband.
They appear to have taken offence at the hedge just infrint of the property and took it in turns to murder it by varying methods. My first words to them as I walked past were, I though, priceless. They said hi, so I replied you don't like bush then?
I had hours of work planned but had to run inside and burst out laughing for an hour.
What colourful neighbours do you have?
One side I have my mate of 22 years (known him since he was born) his mam dad and younger brother, his dad is motorbike crazy and has a Suzuki GSX-R (not sure what year, but he's the reason I love bikes too) he used to park it in his kitchen and on weekends when he was drunk he'd rev it up/wheel spin it and do burnouts in said kitchen often filling his house with smoke which would come through to mine lol it rarely bothered me but my mother used to go nuts, especially when he did it in the street at 1am, he once put a GP racing can on one of them (always had GSX-R's for the past 10~ years) and loud doesn't come into it, left my ears ringing.
Not even sure if anyone lives on the other side, last few neighbours have been fine though but like I say, think its empty at the minute.
brainsnova
15-09-11, 10:39 PM
One side in a family and are fine ,the other is a loopy loop the loud bangs sound like a basketball game going on in her livingroom lol and she's not getting shafted as she's a cat lover
all our neighbours are pi**ing moaning b*stards havnt got notheing better to do then curtain twich and complain about us
above me...i dont know, behind me...i dont know. lol
My landlords (that live in the massive house directly infront of me every few weeks of the year) are really rich and have a house in St Johns wood and the bahamas. Their next door neighbour out there is Errol Brown from Hot hocolate!!
I have a weird neighbour that lives in their basement directly infront of me who, according to the handy man, has strange contraptions next to his bed... nuff said there
My neighbours to the left have children that cant just play in the garden, they have to scream bloody murder every day. And my neighbours to the right....are pretty normal.
God knows what they all think of me. lol
TeddyThom
15-09-11, 11:46 PM
My neighbours are pretty boring really lol
One side are a bunch of polish guys that generally keep to themselves and the other is my mate dave and his kids lol
Quiet area is mine :)
pikey1986
15-09-11, 11:56 PM
my neighbours on one side are really laid back and give me tea/coffe/bacon butties when im mincing on the nova and on the other side the bloke is classic car crazy, he owns a rover v8'd triumph stag and mg midget, his wife is really quiet but always says 'hello' or waves when i pass them, most of the 'others' in my cul-de-sac are miserable knobs that dont like me lol
scott.parker
16-09-11, 12:54 AM
You don't like bush! class, probably liked Clinton better! lol
On out left we have Nevil and his missis, both very friendly and nice,there in there 70's so they don't here funk all when we have a party, or i play music/guitar/band etc.
Opposite over the road is the local vicar Revd James Warren in his house next to the church See here! (http://www.saintandrewsshottery.org/) he's a really dam nice guy, quite funny most the time, and let me park cars in the church car park if need be etc, then to our right we have a big house that divided into flat's, and i don't know any of them, though I'm tempted to seek if i might be able to rent one of the garages of them??
Royston
16-09-11, 06:42 AM
I only have 1 set of neighbours, I dont think they like me.............
Complained when I cut MY hedge back, it'd never been trimmed for @12 years.......:wtf:
Complaints I wake her up every morning when I start my car, parked in my car park to go to work.....:wtf:
Threatens to rev her horsebox up early in the morning to retaliate!!!!!!:wtf:
Doesn't like my cars/tractors, and probably believes I should have never been allowed to buy my house as I'm non Horsey and they are next door .......:eek:
Then
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I think its all going down hill, they currently are having to jump through all sorts of hoops to satisfy the plannerslollollol
mine are absolutly bellends! and regularly complain about my cars, they hate the nova, and im gona make dam sure they learn to detest it! :D
as for the bloody non horsy crap! least ur not a stuck up snob i hate most horsy people im at the bottom of the normals! i get looked at like a right weirdo at shows lmao!
going back to the nexdoor dicks, if the kids leave toys on my drive i just go over them (easier these days now i got the 4x4) annd one of them is a nosy old parker!
one of the sets is christian and every time they see me they look to the floor and walk as quick as they can...girls with tattoo's must be the devils work in their eyes haha!
annd i scared the crap out of one of my nextdoors (old couple) as he decided he was going to have insulation done in his house and didnt tell me (we live in a culdesac) and my car was parked on my drive way next to his house...and i got up, went out side. and its plastered in insulation and house.... lets just say i got angry!
over all...i hate having nextdoor dodo's who need to do one! lol i would much rather live on a farm, in the middle of no where, no nabours to winge about things, and just be me my horses, my tattooing machines and my cars :D
It would take too long to list all of our neighbours as we know most of the people down the street, closest though are one side is an old woman who looks like she actually played 'zelda' in terrahawks, and is such a miserable cow these days its unreal!
Other side is the only house thats been converted to student flats, the tennants change most couple of years but the ground floor lad is alright, i think he is a long term resident as he has been there for a while, upstairs seems to be a couple and the guy looks to be a right bell lol
There is a guy a few doors down from 'zelda' who is a total champion cockmuncher, deliberately blocks off parking spaces with both his 55 reg clio and his mrs battered s reg avensis estate, the double yellows start just outside our house, and he will park about four or five feet away from the start of them so noone can park between him and the lines (wardens are really bad round here, if your bumper overhangs the line even by an inch youre getting ticketed) and he usually leaves just less than a car space the other side of his car aswell, pisses me right off when i come home from working at pizza shop @ 1am and i cant even park outside my own house, id love to ram his car out of the way lol
MattBrown
16-09-11, 09:39 AM
Our neighboors are really sound on one side.
The other side we had a "small disagreement" over their dogs barking at 4am for about a year, ended in a scaffolding plank and a sore dog lol
Over the road is "ok" bit of a grouch, but we are playing with cars and bikes a fair bit, so noise is an issue lol
Mine arent to bad really.
One side (all detached properties) there Asian, sound as fook though. Have a fleet of top end Mercs & BMW's & a Bentley Continental. Generally keep themselves to themselves but always come out & chat when Im working on cars. Sometimes get free invites to there nightclub in Walsall but other then that meh.
The other side (Carol & Colin), theyve lived there since I was about 5 and hated me since as I smashed one of there conservatory windows with a golf ball :S theyve got 13, THIRTEEN ****su's that yap every hour of every day. Have my suspicions it was these who keep calling the police accusing me of ringing cars :S more like repairing salvage cars!!
Irish bloke across the road (Doug) sound as fook, pro welder with an epic workshop & mobile welding rig, hes not to bad, semi retired, always comes & has a nosey when Im working on car. Guy down the street Adrian who I get on with, hes pretty cool, him & his missus well into there super bikes, both got GSX R's & hes got a Ferrari 355 tucked in his garage.
steviegsi
16-09-11, 09:59 AM
Our neighbours are ok , Beside them are a couple of wifeswappers, which strikes me as odd as she is f**king brutal. I wouldn't ride her to war! Across the road are ok, but they have a massive garden with huge trees, so they are constantly cutting grass, hedges, strimming around the trees etc, every day! Then our driveway and cars get covered in leaves and bird sh/t as hundreds of birds go for a fly. But everyone keeps themselves to themselves which is good , and in 5 years we've had no complaints about noisy cars / hgvs or anything so can't really complain.
Last night my next door neighbour had his fridge trailer going half the night. Noisy *******.
At home my neighbours seem sound. Mostly family's, to the right the bloke is also a wagon driver so we are both coming and going at odd times of the day.
Jeff16v
16-09-11, 01:28 PM
she is f**king brutal. I wouldn't ride her to war!
lmfao.
My neighbours are boring, we live in an area of old people, so I tend to get half shouted conversations and lots of clucking at Daniel lol
im quite lucky as its pretty quiet where i live, next door is my mates mum and dad who ive known for over 20 years and the other side is the same lol
none of them ever complain about me working on cars even with my pics in the muppet corner when cutting the roof off the nova
no one battered and eye lid, thats probably cos every time thier car breaks down or they get a problem they come see me lol
old biddys on one side, there actuallly quite nosey, always questioning me about what i do with the nova and a single parent with 2 bairns on the other side, they can be quite noisy and had a few disputes in the street in the past so we dont talk to them
mk1nova_rich
16-09-11, 05:56 PM
One side we have a couple in their late 50s, she has MS so very rarely see her. He works nights at local DHL depot so comes and goes at funny hours but is a decent bloke when I ever see him.
Other side we have had a series of ****ers until 3/4 years ago when current neighbours moved in. Couple in late 20s with 3 kids. He is well into Vauxhalls and still had his 16v Astra GTE when they moved in. All really nice but consider them friends rather than neighbours. Do owt for them and they do same for me. Went on his Stag Do in July
on one side, is an old dear, widowed, so will talk for ever if she see you, but is nice enough, other side (adjacent to the driveway) are a pair of moaning cnuts. the day they moved in, i was wire wheeling a bike frame with the 4 1/4", and after about 10 minutes of it she shouted at me through the hedge to "stop making that f*cking noise" and she'd never even met me! rude bitch. now they are forever moaning about noise. the bloke kept coming round during the day last year, and having ago at my mum when me and my dad were out at work, quite scared her, so we payed him a visit and now they dont say a thing to us lol accross the road is Ian and his missus, sound bloke, retired headmaster with pots of cash, comes home with a new car/caravan every 6 months lol but mows his lawn all day every day in summer. behind, is about 10 miles of fields lol
I live on a quite posh road, I'm like the bev hillbilly of the road. One side(joined) lovely old pair the wife lived right next to Billing, so asked me all thrut he summer about when i'm next going there, never mind me playing with cars. Other side have two huge camper vans, just the dad and kids(all 25+) there. Quite and normally roasted lol
Love living here. No noise, hardly any kids, no dick heads. Only prob is when they park badly making the road a chicane... That pisses me off as every house has a 3car drive way...
phunkynova
16-09-11, 08:42 PM
I don't know they are bloody foreigner's :eek: I can't under stand a word they say :wtf: Dammed Czech's they should speak English lol
Calamity Josh
16-09-11, 09:50 PM
One side my neighbour desides to bang with a hammer or drill into at midnight every night!!!!!!!!!!!! and the other i swear the woman is like some stalker pedo as she's always texting commenting on changes around our house, also her kids seem to not like any food so she's always bringing it round :D
Jon_nova1
17-09-11, 07:51 AM
i live in a street full of noisy drunken females, who are actually really nice and tend to hit on me all the time lol the neighbours on one side are abit noisy, mainly the kids, and the neighbours behind us are foster carers and always ask me what im doing, whens it on the road etc
pikey1986
17-09-11, 02:45 PM
i live in a street full of noisy drunken females, who are actually really nice and tend to hit on me all the time lol the neighbours on one side are abit noisy, mainly the kids, and the neighbours behind us are foster carers and always ask me what im doing, whens it on the road etc
God you live in an awfull place, im not jelous too much lol
At my mums place when I was down there the whole street was sound,
Bloke on the left is a carpenter, and on the right was a sparky, so would always help out with things, never minded me workin on my nova and would always offer a hand.
New place (flat)
Bloke underneath is an old guy that's deaf, keeps himself to himself but always gives me goodies such as extension leads when he decides he no longer needs them.
The other 2 on the right I don't know, bar the women on top right smokes weed and shoots up in her car... But never bothers anyone.
16v Nova Kev
17-09-11, 07:00 PM
i have 1 neighbour who are sound. the other side a field and in front on me this.
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I dont really have any decent neighbours, young couple accross the road are good always talk and say hello(her brother is a member on here somewhere) next door old itallian couple that cook me pizza :D then the rest are always miserable nosey neighbours always complaining that im too noisey, i make the street look like a scrapyard, telling me iv got too many cars and iv got an alsation so apparently im housing a dangerous dog, but they come and tell me these things like i care :D
Jim Mcrae
18-09-11, 02:56 AM
I have a really nice lady, lets me keep the mini wrapped up in her garage for free. I think she likes it.
blue_peg_16v
18-09-11, 08:26 AM
Mine are ok nice old couple one side that never bother, the other side can moan at times when I'm working on cars but she's hardly in so rarely bothers me tbf
we have a grump lesbian on one side, then the other side there was a family who lived with the parents in some illegal shack things they built. but there moving out now, dont thinked they liked numerous different landrovers/cars in various states on the drive :P
all my neighbours are fine. they are normal people with normal lives, hobbies & pastimes.... i have nothing to complain about.....
the one who's driveway joins ours has been helping with my kids since they were born, as when i need to be at work is way earlier than my missus comes home from night shifts at the hospital, i feel lucky. if there is any bother going on, there is a bush telegraph that goes on & we all find out in seconds. i have never had anything nicked, apart from the tw*t who nicked my windscreen & took it up the next street & stuck it in his nova, then lied to the police & eventually came on here asking about it a few years later & i gave him a right bollocking......
Since we moved in May we have sound neighbours, house were joined to has been empty for lsdt two months lol other side are fine
Its expensive but beats living in a block with loads of Polish coonts
atm all mine are 1st year students as im back in uni halls :)
on left old guy into to track cars he has a ford dutton on 45s on the right a boy into his off roading short WB range rovers nice bit of kit like
so we all make noise lol
on one side I have a nice couple, the guy has come out and offered to help when they hear me swearing with frustration, I apolgised for the swearing but they say it's fine.
the one attached to me is a fwit. He is rarely here which is good but when he is, he used to have his music so loud during the night that my pictures would shake, seriously!
I tried tyo say politely several times but he apologised each time and then did exactly the same. I decided one day after being kept awake all night (I had been knocking his doors and windows at 2am but he still couldn't hear me) to deal with it the next day.
I put my music loud and went to his house asked to go in, couldn't hear the music! Took him into mine to hear the music and then...asked him to say when it was at the volume that he plays his at and started turning it up, he got the message and has only gone nuts a few times with it.
My only pain with him niow is that he sometimes plays with his sliding wardrobe doors during the night and puts the TV through his cinema sound only after 11 pm! (bang explosions etc)
However, for the moment I will put up with this, it is a massive improvement
My old neighbour offered me out as he described my garage a ( car garage ) lol he had a multigym in his and a running machine and didnt like me messing with my nova, my now neighbours are ace, the have a disabled daughter and i they seem to like the fact that i say hello to her and dont look down on her if you get me, i have been in my garage till 11pm and out at 7am grinding and they dont say anything i apologised last week about the noise after doing my moms welding work on her astra and they replied its fine it doesnt bother us! :D The other side is an old man who lives on in his own and doesnt say anything apart from when he as a parcel for us! 2 Doors down is a family who has a bar/house/shed thing in their garden and can get rowdy now and then in the summer with a 18 year old lad who likes cars his dad who owns a scooby and a evo and 3 doors down is a lad who owns a BMW and a 2.0 8v astra so me messing is nothing new round here lol
One side are a lovely old couple who are sound.
T'other side who's drive is next to ours (unfenced) are tards as ive found out this week,they moved in a couple of months ago and rent it.
Im a window cleaner and every morning take my bucket out my van on the road and empty the previous days water onto the ROAD,mrs next door said hello the other day and asked where the water was from and said it flows past her house,i took it as a complaint/moan as when i laughed and said-"well if it makes you happy i'll pour it down the drain"
she replied "erm well it is dirty water"
Then i laughed and walked away.
Last night was my birthday house party and had a few friends stay over,one was loading his car with a quilt/pillow etc and stepped on their drive to get past my van.
She immediately came storming out the house and had a go at him-"this drive belongs to this house" he explained it isnt exactly a big deal and that he only did it to avoid my van,"not my problem" she said.
Unfukkingbelievable,who does she think she is?? being rude to my friends is bang out of order for such a petty thing,then she stood at the window as the others were loading cars and stood there till they all went,pathetic.
sad as fukk
Im fuming
sorry andy, but it is actually illegal to dump stuff down a street drain just as it is illegal to wash a car in the street, even if you have a combined sewer.
and your mate has no legal right to walk on their driveway.
Explain to me how the fukk its illegal to pour water down the drain??
And how its illegal to wash your car?
No he doesnt have a legal right,but thats just pathetic,they have stood on mine when unloading their sh1t machine
ok, the street drains usually run into a local stream, thus they are only designed for rain water run off.
now a bucket of clean water is fine, but a bucket of water with detergent in is actually a pollutant if dumped into a water course, which a street drain is.. if you put it down your kitchen sink drain, you are perfectly legal as long as its from your own domestic use... by the letter of the law, you need a waste licence to dump your window cleaning waste & a permit to put it down your own drain. permits also cost money....
one law covers everything from you with your bucket all the way up to sellafield.
Erm what about all the fuel/carbon/rubber and rock salt that gets washed down the drains off the road? ? lol
ryansnova
18-09-11, 08:19 PM
mine are fine really lol well we have 1 mk1 escort, 2 nova's, 1 renalt van, this thing that is my mums, a mg and my dads mk4 astra van and we just sold the ford angla :D
so if thay didnt like us thay would have alot to shout about lol
well..... the road salt is a red herring, as its percentage of concentration is minimal, oh, and the govt. do it.... then the fuel/carbon/rubber isn't poured deliberately down the drain, fuel leakage is miniscule... and the carbon not actually that polluting, and rubber floats, so it stays in the gulley...
but a person deliberately putting detergent waste down a street drain is braking the law.
what about the wheelie bin cleaners?? they do it day in day out
yes and they are also usually illegal.. round here they have licences & catch tanks....
i don't make the laws, but have been in the firing line from environment agency people from time to time.. when i worked at the tractor dealership, every time some ar$ehole tipped their old engine oil down the drain and it ended up at the sewage works (combined sewer) we would have a pillock come & inspect our oil catch tanks with a threat of a five figure fine.
either way shes petty and just downright pathetic!
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